I don't want you to be no slave

[Alchemist]

sii soco

Loooooooooooooooooool

It never stops.

[Casanova25]

it was nothing freaky! u wanna know?

[Insomniac]

Would you like it if he called you up and wanked on the phone? Seems like you want his D.

[BlackVelvet]

A wanker's response. Do yourself a favour next time you get the urge get off the phone and grab a watermelon.

[Insomniac]

I googled that. You dirty sod. Wallahi you are a dirty tosser.

[BlackVelvet]

With the way you are I would suggest you invest in a watermelon farm.

[QaaliDumar]

It aint wrong to objectify men

Love this commercial

[Insomniac]

With the way you are I would suggest you invest in a watermelon farm.

I was looking to invest in you, my new dick wallet.

[BlackVelvet]

Bring that infested toothpick near me and I will cut it off for you. You need to curb your troll you punk.

[Insomniac]

It isn't a ruse. It is a very slippery slope that I am on. I say outrageous things to make me forget about how my life isn't working out.

[BlackVelvet]

How are you making me feel sorry for you when I am in the middle of putting you back in your place

I hope everything works out for you but seriously get your act together, certain things you just don't do.

[grandpakhalif]

No haya at all ilaahiyo...........

[Insomniac]

So that is where the line is drawn? Wanking on phones is a no go? Ok.

[BlackVelvet]

That's not the only line but you can start there.

[Insomniac]

Go on love, I am making notes. I would love to know the etiquette required to post on this forum. I need to fix it up with all the other shit I need to fix. Go on, don't hold back.