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Who let the AYY out?

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This morning I had to run some food errands for the fam, the regular beedh, caano, OJ, cereal, khubs and choco spread. I woke up to a sunny morning so I figured I should walk instead of driving the car since Morrison's was like a few blocks away. I make it to the store and I buy the grub, on the way back theres a small park with benches. Since I went with an empty stomach I bought a granola bar (shiz gewd) and a drink, I decided to take a seat on the bench and relax for abit. This bij comes in the park with a rot wiler, at this point I told myself " your 18 you ain't no bitch, how you supposed to be a man of a house if you can't step up to a ayy?" so I remained sated( big mistake.) At this point she let it off the leash and as I gazed upon it sprinting about on the field, the speed and it ferocious built left my heart beating, the idiot that was walking it threw the stick my way and it landed on the floor right next to the bench. Bahalkii was sprinting towards the stick but it looked like it was running towards me, so at this point I put the bar in my pocket and before I could say alhamdulilah I was stuffing the rest of it down my throat, then I got up with the heavy-ass shopping and ran for it, the lady was indhoyar and she was laughing as it chased me, the granola bar fell off my pocket and wallahi I wanted it to grab it back, but I ran without looking back until I reached home. :damn:

oh how I hate dogs.
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Re: Who let the AYY out?

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Paragraphs. Use it.
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Re: Who let the AYY out?

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On my phone, not bothered.
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Insomniac wrote:Paragraphs. Use it.
You should change your nick to cuncun waashe.

Just saying
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Re: Who let the AYY out?

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:lol: @ I ain't no bitch I'm the man of the house...in the face of a Rottweiler. That's the sort of faux machismo that gets people killed.
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Xaawoley wrote:
Insomniac wrote:Paragraphs. Use it.
You should change your nick to cuncun waashe.

Just saying
What does that mean, newmate?
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Re: Who let the AYY out?

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Keyblade, Bro I had enough of being chased by these tamed beasts, I figured for once I should stand my ground, never will I pull that again.

smh what a way to ruin a morning, dog walkers and joggers get me vexed.
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Re: Who let the AYY out?

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It would have been better if there was a gang in the park
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Re: Who let the AYY out?

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:lol: :lol:

Never look a dog in the eye. Never run from a dog. Easier said than done, especially the last one :lol:
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If a dog attacks you, you separate its front legs and it gets a heart attack. :MJ:
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Re: Who let the AYY out?

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hydrogen wrote:It would have been better if there was a gang in the park
Har Har too bad that didn't happen. :Heh:


Jas, that's what they all say, putting that into action is like trying to balancing a sword on your nose.
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