BREAKING NEWS................
THIS IS JAMAL MILKSHAKE ONCE AGAIN REPORTING LIVE FROM LONDEN WHERE I'M JOINED BY SPECIAL FORCE AGENT TOM STRAWBERRY THE LEADING COMMANDER OF OPERATION (CATCH ALL).
MR STRAWBEERY TELL US WHAT HAPPENED?
APPROXIMATELY AROUND 1500 HOURS WE RECEIVED A TIP THAT UGLY H*OE MISS MOSCHINO HAS BEING LOCATED IN THE BASEMENT OF MR. KIIKO KWAKO A NIGERIAN TAXI DRIVER. UPON ARRIVING TO THE SITE WE SECURED A RADIUS OF 2 KM AND WE ASKED MISS MOSCHINO TO SURRENDER HERE SE;F, SHE REFUSED AND THREATENED TO LET THE CHEMICALS OUT OF HERE EXPIRED P*USSY LOOSE, AND FROM MY EXPERIENCE I KNOW WHAT THAT CHEMICALS CAN DO TO MY MEN, I LOST 5 MEN IN MY LAST OPERATION WITH AN INDIVIDUAL NAMED IYADA AND I'M NOT WILLING TO LOOSE ANY MORE MEN,
SO I CALLED DR.PHIL AND HIS CREW TO TAKE CARE OF THE UGLY KINTER AND ARREST THE INDIVIDUAL MISS MOSCHINO WITH THE LATEST TECHNOLOGY THAT'S AVAILABLE TO COMBAT CONTAMINATED KINTERS. I'VE HEARD IT'S A WELL-RESPECTED AGENCY AND IN THEM WE TRUST.
FINALLY AFTER DR.PHIL REFUSED THE KINTER AND SPRAYED WITH DISINFECTED MATERIAL, THE INDIVIDUAL ABOVE LOST CONSCIOUS AND WAS APPREHENDED BY MY MEN AND TAKING TO THE NATIONAL DATA CENTRE FOR SOMALI H*OES SO THAT I RIPPER DR. BOSS CAN CONDUCT MORE TEST AND BACKGROUND IN ADDITION TO FIND OUT WHY THIS PARTICULAR KINTER WAS CONTAMINATED.....AND THE RESULTS WILL FOLLOW IN A 72 HOURS AND WILL INFORM THE PUBLIC OF THE RESULTS.
THIS IS JAMAL MILKSHAKE REPORTING LIVE OUTSIDE THE LABATORIES FOR THE NATIONAL DATA CENTRE FOR SOMALI H*OES IN LONDEN.
