well obviously a secularist like yourself would argue that Canada is the all encompassing beacon of hope among us diaspora folk....Sorry to burst your cosy little bubble, its not. Remember to take cover when the new gang war starts and not to mention the lack of values etc etc.
I'll leave it to Hamza to act as an reference. We all know it, no hard feelings. Funny article btw
http://voicesofafrica.co.za/return-quir ... iasporans/
The Canadians – Team Yolo (You Only Live Once)
They are ciyaalka xafada (the cool kids on the block) and mooryans (gangsters) in the making. They are everyone’s friends. This group treats life as a party and Somalia as a dance floor. They usually arrive with few things – like a minor criminal record and a Mongolian scripture tattoo they got while under the influence on a night out in Toronto. It’s hard to find them talking about serious issues. Don’t mention school – they have usually dropped out of school and are sensitive discussing this subject. If you want them to unfriend you on Facebook, tag them in photos from your graduation ceremony.
They often blame the Canadian ‘system’ for their failure in school, and regularly point to Mark Zuckerberg and Steve Jobs as examples of people who succeeded in life without completing school. Team Yolo’s favourite topic of conversation is binge-drinking in Nairobi. They’re the company to keep on a weekend when anything Halaal is not on the list.
YOLO
I'm guessing you meant literally gassed 