lacayo: choose--- "enchilada" or "ensalada". Both words exist in Spanish, but no "enchalada".
And why this obsession with México? Some Mexican put his gun on your ass and you're still traumatized? I wouldn't care at all if I were Mexican. Mexicans are really good people, really interesting to talk to and very brilliant. I love the accent in the girls. Their Spanish sounds so sweet and musical, and I love expressions as "¡hijo de la gran chingada!", which, by the way, fits perfectly on you
¡Viva México! ¡Pero que no viva tan lejos!
PD: I'm a paella and tortilla de patatas eater!