How many matches do you get on tinder ?

[Phinks]

Never mind what I said, she's now trying to sell me things in my messages

Legit tears wallahi!!

[SultanOrder]

The Happy one, legit funny

[Adali]

The train is rolling, I will see how many matches I can get in one week. Sunday to Sunday.

[thehappyone]

The train is rolling, I will see how many matches I can get in one week. Sunday to Sunday.

Its not fair, arent u from up north somewhere all the girls there are slags, i live an affluent part of london all im seeing are middle class white girls holding glasses of champagne

[Adali]

Mate don't let them fool you, they are nutting you get me.

[Adali]

got 35 matches

[thehappyone]

35 God damn, I had another one match, a girl named aaron, im gonna delete it

[Adali]

Now every other girl I swipe right is a match, I don't trust it any more, way too easy, and I am feeling holly so I ain't got time for the bitches messaging me.

[thehappyone]

Let me guess, u have a picture of your abs

[Phinks]

Let me guess, u have a picture of your abs

[thehappyone]

Adali isn't skinny. I remember him posting about going gym in 2003, he holds the record for going gym the longest and still being single

[Adali]

Hell no, I would not go that far.

I actually have a nice friendly photo of me smiling, hope I don't lose my innocent look.

Last match I got, I message Amy,24 Hi babe I like your skirt, I want to rip it off with my teeth get some thick blue eyed slut fuck rrrahhh yeahhh boy.