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Why ictraaf Jokes cant give satisfaction to Koonfurians

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Re: Why ictraaf Jokes cant give satisfaction to Koonfurians

Postby Xildiiid » Sat Aug 30, 2014 5:42 pm

Marsin Dhilllo,

This is your people, they're used and abused everywhere.

Worry about the problems your people are facing everywhere.




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Re: Why ictraaf Jokes cant give satisfaction to Koonfurians

Postby Khalid Ali » Sat Aug 30, 2014 5:43 pm

Marsin adigu wax ad tahay nin . nin kale leeyahay
Lahaystr aqbalay in LA ha. to

Grandapaboon adiguna uu niiki Eileen ka caqliga xun waad kasi liiidata

Daroood failed clan waxad maqli jirtay somalia is a failed state. Darood is a failed clan. Grandpa boon is celebrating barre huraales visit to kismayo
The mjs conspire with tiger against Ogaden
The caqli xumad ridden Ogaden think khatumo won they got destroyed over13dead and refugees

Gamer anigu waligay dadkayga kama region

Adigana kheyr baan Ku rajeynaya

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Re: Why ictraaf Jokes cant give satisfaction to Koonfurians

Postby HusseinHassan » Sat Aug 30, 2014 8:32 pm

Idoorku ii dooridii inanta weeyan ee lama arag isaaq nin u dhalay oo aabo leeyahay.


Ogadeen ba ku yaqaana ilma bucur bacayr.
:lol: :lol:

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Re: Why ictraaf Jokes cant give satisfaction to Koonfurians

Postby thegoodshepherd » Sun Aug 31, 2014 12:26 am

Ictiraaf will never happen. Your desert country has NO resources to speak of. Your clan enclave is simply not viable as an independent nation.
For god's sake, you have less than 5,000 hectares of arable land :russ:
Worry about the dropping water table under Hargeisa, and less about inner Darood politics. Your people are going thirsty :lol:

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Re: Why ictraaf Jokes cant give satisfaction to Koonfurians

Postby Siciid85 » Sun Aug 31, 2014 3:12 am

Marsin gabadh ogaden ah oo rer miyigaa ayaa waxaa wasay mid isaaqoo geeljira kolkaasay aabaheed u timi oo ku tidhi sida tan

Gabadhii Og: aabe idoorku wax ma dhalaa?
Odaygii dhalay: haa hadaa yaa dhalay digirin kuruskan yaacaya; maxaad ii waydiisay.
Gabadhii Og: aabe adhiga anoo lajoogaa ayaa waxa I helay alle naar idoor kolaasuu I eryada oo aabe geed hoostii timu balayax, kobtaa kaadi mareenka ayuu wax awrkeena jeenigiisaa leeg igaga siiyay "dhoho baloo dhoho baloo".

Odaygii: agah! Asaagaa la naaryey naa bal du bahalka.


Asay kala qabatay odaygii intuu kacsaday ayaa wuxuu yidhi naa haweenka ula teg hadee kaygaa ba u qoor diin layne.

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Re: Why ictraaf Jokes cant give satisfaction to Koonfurians

Postby Adali » Sun Aug 31, 2014 3:24 am

Marsin gabadh ogaden ah oo rer miyigaa ayaa waxaa wasay mid isaaqoo geeljira kolkaasay aabaheed u timi oo ku tidhi sida tan

Gabadhii Og: aabe idoorku wax ma dhalaa?
Odaygii dhalay: haa hadaa yaa dhalay digirin kuruskan yaacaya; maxaad ii waydiisay.
Gabadhii Og: aabe adhiga anoo lajoogaa ayaa waxa I helay alle naar idoor kolaasuu I eryada oo aabe geed hoostii timu balayax, kobtaa kaadi mareenka ayuu wax awrkeena jeenigiisaa leeg igaga siiyay "dhoho baloo dhoho baloo".

Odaygii: agah! Asaagaa la naaryey naa bal du bahalka.


Asay kala qabatay odaygii intuu kacsaday ayaa wuxuu yidhi naa haweenka ula teg hadee kaygaa ba u qoor diin layne.
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Re: Why ictraaf Jokes cant give satisfaction to Koonfurians

Postby Xildiiid » Sun Aug 31, 2014 5:20 am

Ictiraaf will never happen. Your desert country has NO resources to speak of. Your clan enclave is simply not viable as an independent nation.
For god's sake, you have less than 5,000 hectares of arable land :russ:
Worry about the dropping water table under Hargeisa, and less about inner Darood politics. Your people are going thirsty :lol:

Desert country? Isaaq parts of Somaliland get the same amount of rain as the fertile regions of Zoomalia, in some cases even more. Gabiley district alone receives more rain than Hiiraan. Sheikh receives more rain than Kismaayo, Jamaame etc.

Btw. There are plenty of countries without resources that are independent, recognized states. Somaliland has resources but lets flip the coin and say Zoomalia has resources..

What has it achieved? :pac:

Caqli Doofaar Ismaaciil.. :pac:


Congo has more resources than most countries in the world but it's still shit.

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Re: Why ictraaf Jokes cant give satisfaction to Koonfurians

Postby Xildiiid » Sun Aug 31, 2014 5:38 am

Idoorku ii dooridii inanta weeyan ee lama arag isaaq nin u dhalay oo aabo leeyahay.


Ogadeen ba ku yaqaana ilma bucur bacayr.
:lol: :lol:
Cross dresser :umad:

Iidoor means trader, business man etc. We used to bring in clothes and foods from our ports and transport it to the hinterland where starving and naked Doofaar Ismaaciil - Cagdheer lived. We used to choose for them what they would get hence ii door, that's where the word comes from. They would bring their daughters, camels, goats for a bag of rice and the white garments wore by Somali nomads.

That's why most Isaaq got some amount of Doofaar Ismaaciil blood in them, specifically from that time period. :pac:

Everytime I hear or read the term Iidoor, I feel like :blessed:

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Re: Why ictraaf Jokes cant give satisfaction to Koonfurians

Postby MarsinQorahay » Sun Aug 31, 2014 6:24 am

shame on you lier! ninkaa lagu sheegayo sheekh isxaaq only had daughters and he asked dir for a boy.

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Re: Why ictraaf Jokes cant give satisfaction to Koonfurians

Postby Xildiiid » Sun Aug 31, 2014 6:51 am

Lmao, is that all you can come up with? :pac:

Sheikh Isxaaq had 8 sons and they're all buried with him in Maydh. :stylin:

His history is well documented unlike your thief ancestor. :eat:.

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Re: Why ictraaf Jokes cant give satisfaction to Koonfurians

Postby MarsinQorahay » Sun Aug 31, 2014 7:31 am

There is no proof, i came up with an old poem saying shekh ishxaaq only had daugthers and used to say aabo to a boy he adopted from dir :lol:

he had 8 dhilos.

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Re: Why ictraaf Jokes cant give satisfaction to Koonfurians

Postby Khalid Ali » Sun Aug 31, 2014 7:43 am

Marsin qorooxay u said an ogaden said in a poem that iidoor wa idoori inanta oke fair enough which poet and what poem what era which silsila please care to explain for me , i want to know i know most of the Ogaden poets and i have never encountered iidoor wa idoori inanta ???

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Re: Why ictraaf Jokes cant give satisfaction to Koonfurians

Postby Xildiiid » Sun Aug 31, 2014 7:45 am

Doofaar Ismaaciil :umad:

This is one of their usual lies. :pac:

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Re: Why ictraaf Jokes cant give satisfaction to Koonfurians

Postby MarsinQorahay » Sun Aug 31, 2014 7:55 am

idoor wagaash kufriga wacdala yaa u yaal ee waana niman walaalo ah tan iyo waagi akhira.

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Re: Why ictraaf Jokes cant give satisfaction to Koonfurians

Postby Xildiiid » Sun Aug 31, 2014 8:00 am

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He couldn't come up with a rebuttal.

The Mad Mullah came up with that poem after he begged Isaaq to help him and they told him to go fuck himself.

He called us gaalo which is not a big deal but he called his own Doofaar Ismaaciil faggots that's being used like women. :pac:

I rather be called gaal than a faggot who's used like prostitute :pac:


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