Postby Leftist » Mon Nov 03, 2014 4:53 pm
{venting}
For the record, the so-called 'moderates' on this forum like FAH1223 and Shirib support 100% the repugnant abomination of a practice that was shown in the clip. Just to be fair, they don't support the way ISIS is practicing it, but they support the practice "in theory", and if a legitimate "Caliph" is the one administering the booty-of-war, they support in practice as well. Don't believe me? Ask them. Go on
Keep on claiming "perfection" and "superiority", you dumb dogmatic mada-beeches, as our people starve from a self-inflicted famine of the mind, the soul, the brain, and the body. I'll shove a massive REFORMATION down your throats, if it's the last thing I do, so help me, Ebbe. I'mma go straight Hajjaj bin Yusuf on you till you make towba from the tyranny of religious dogma and accept the SUPREMACY of the CAQL in all dunyawi matters, in strict accordance with the hadith: antum aclamu bi umoori dunyaakum. A reformation that will completely eradicate all the khurafaat and khuzacbalaat the various f-king "Ina"s and "Abu"s and "calaamah"s have my polluted my faith with over the centuries
Oh HAI, I KAN HAZ SEX SLAVE? I KAN BUY AND SELL SEX SLAVE?
OH HAI, I KAN FORCE MY WIFEY TO HAZ SEX WIZ ME OR SHE WILL BE CURSED BY ANGELS?
OH HAI, STARVING BOI STEALS FOOD, I KAN CHOP OFF HIS HANDZ, BUT INA SUFIYAAN STEAL THE KHILAFAH AND HE GOES TO HEAVEN?
OH HAI, THE CALIPHATE ONLY BELONGS TO QURAYSH?
OH HAI ,TWO PPL HAZ SEXY-TIME, I KAN STONE THEM TO DEATH?
OH HAI, SOME KAT DOESN"T WANNA BE MUSLIM ANYMORE, I KAN BEHEAD THEM?
These pathetic and spectacularly stooooooooooopid khuraafaat and khuzacbalaat are passed on from generation to generation over the f-king centuries, utilizing clearly fabricated hadiths, while the rest of the f-king world is racing in leaps and bounds in amazing advances. 7 decades ago, Japan was a flattened radioactive wasteland. Today it is what it is. 2 decades ago, Rwandans cannibalized each other in a massive(one-sided) sectarian butchery; today, they are leading Africa in economic development.
Where the fuck are we?(Somalis, and Muslim world as a whole). Arguing over the following:
- Is music haram? OH YEAH? WHATZ YOUR DALEEL, BRUV? SHOW ME THE DALEEL, BRUV INNIT
- Is Student loans haram? OH YEAH? SAYS WHO? YOUR SHAYKH? MY SHAYKH SAYS IT HALAL BECAUSE DAROORAH! LALALALLALALLALAL CAN"T HEAR YOU
- Deobandi vs Barelvi vs Suufi vs Qaadiriyah vs Saalixiyah vs Ithna cashariyah vs Zaahiriyah vs Xanaabilah vs Ash'cariyah vs getting-tired-of-typing-the-sects'iyah.
Do I sound mad? THAT BECAUSE I AM, FOOKING BLOODY SEVEN HELLS OF JAHANAM MAD. Where we once led the world in morality and magnificence and progressive values and tolerance and beauty of mind and spirit, oh how pathetically infantile, oh how morally repugnant we have become with the stupidity of "shaykh hebel baa sidaa yiri" anchoring our everyday lives. MOTHERFAARAX, FUCK YOUR SHAYKH, baan ku niri. FUCK YOUR RELIGIOUS DOGMA. FUCK YOUR "school of thought". I mean, hot-damn, you'da thought homies would open their eyes and see the bigger picture: our woeful lack of basic infrastructure, our severe food insecurity to the point of starvation every other year; our entrenched hatred and prejudice against ethnic and religious minorities FOR CENTURIES ...........................yet we claim "perfection" and "superiority"??????????????!!!!!!! What a epic mindfuck.
But nah, motherfaaraxs wanna ruminate about insignificant and irrelevant matters that a) has no basis in our deen and b) has no bearing on our present and future. Really? Will wearing the niqab cause ANY improvement whatsoever in our social or economic situation......or will it just make you sweat buckets in the hot summer sun, and make you possibly collapse out of dehydration?
And then motherfaaraxs wanna talk about "perfection" and "superiority". Learn how to feed our starving poor without begging the world for help, then talk about "perfection" and "superiority", you stoopid dogmatic literalist of a doqon. But nah, a piece of shit living in luxury in the khaleej, while his people in Somalia or Bangaldesh or Syria starve, thinks he discovered the keys to the universe and that key is to "follow the salaf in everything they said and did". Right, let's just ignore centuries of human development because they are "sheeko gaalo", but let's follow what Ina Hazm or Ina Taymiya said, even tho in many cases they just didn't know what the fuck they were talking about, BECAUSE HUMAN FALLIBILITY AKA HUMAN BRAIN FART and that they were controversial men of their era as well.
Damn manz getting heated; I wish ad'dacwatu as'salafiya was a physical object so that I could curbstomp the fuck out of it and shatter it into a million pieces. How many lives has it taken? And how many more has it irreparably damaged?
How easy is it to blame ISIS; it's merely the physical manifestation of our(yes, OUR, we must take full responsibility) CENTURIES-LONG moral and religious putrid decay, all thanks to the "pure teachings" of Ina Baaz, Ina Taymiya, and Ina Wahaab and all the other f-king Ina's of history.
It's all good tho; like I said, I'mma shove a MASSIVE reformation down your throats till you choke on it. I'mma make you forcibly recite, with tears in your eyes if need be, the concepts of:
- ABSOLUTE FREEDOM OF BELIEF
- ABSOLUTE FREEDOM OF RELIGION
- ABSOLUTE FREEDOM TO WORSHIP WHATEVER, WHENEVER, HOWEVER, till the camels come home.
Do you know what absolute means? It means that Abdi f-king Johnson can become a Muslim maanta, a Jew berito, a Pastafarian saa'dambe, and a Buddhist sitimaanka soo socda.....and can't nobody say shit to him. Cuz that's how religious freedom works, motherfaarax. You still don't understand? You think you have a right to "put him on trial for apostasy" and then execute him after giving him 3 days to "to repent"...Looool. I got a fresh dharbaaxo that'll make you understand, ee soo dhawoow. If reason and basic mandiq will not enter your head, perhaps a fresh dharbaaxo upside the head will kickstart some heretofore dormant brain cells.
I'mma hit'cha with that sledgehammer of superior reasoning that is simultaneously rooted in the fundamentals of our deen, till you cry: Adeerow, waan toobad-keenay, jidka suuban ee toosaan baan ku soo dhacay.
First topic I will address in a detailed manner(i'A):
- The concept of apostasy and the "purported" punishment for it. Is there any validity or truth to it in our Islamic history? Short Answer: There is none, and it is a highly effective creative fiction developed by the "shuyookh" and authoritarian dictatorships that employed them over the centuries to control the masses.
But the masses refused to be f-king controlled anymore. The days where self-appointed spokesmen for the deen in fancy clothing thundered on top of the minbars telling us how to live our lives under pain of death, amputation, decapitation and hellfire are long gone. We are living in the age of Google, the age of instantly available and widely accessible terabytes of information; We, average everyday hard-working decent Muslims, know the deen just as you do(if not better), O Grand Shaykh, and if you come at us with laughable bullshit, like sheekada qosolka badan ee "obeying the ruler", we'll fling it right back at you labelled: Return to Sender. Your bullshit is unwanted here. The reformation is coming, MY NEEGARS, IT IS COMING. Just like Ditoore Yalaxow's unstoppable pictures that showcase our "aristocratic nomadic faces", the reformation too is coming. And it is unstoppable.
Hot-damn motherfaaraxs got me heated.
{/venting}