100 Things That Are Impossible To Do in Somalia

KingWaslawi · Postby **KingWaslawi** » Mon Nov 10, 2014 6:06 pm

Name 100 things that are impossible to do in all Somalia.

#1..................?

anzeloti · Postby **anzeloti** » Mon Nov 10, 2014 6:15 pm

KingWaslawi · Postby **KingWaslawi** » Mon Nov 10, 2014 6:16 pm

All-right

1. Skydive

KingWaslawi · Postby **KingWaslawi** » Mon Nov 10, 2014 6:25 pm

#2 Home swap

Postby **Shirib** » Mon Nov 10, 2014 6:53 pm

any snow or ice sport

Postby **Julkimi** » Mon Nov 10, 2014 7:14 pm

Have far in life
Wearing nice stuff
Being educated and a woman
Have manners
Go to a beyonce concert
Be a 20+ female working and not married yet.
Have a high speed internet
Starbucks
Go to the cinema to watch the latest movie.
Go to the gym
Air conditioning
Listening to the latest songs
Shopping for in style clothes.
Designer brands
Starbucks

Did I mention freaking starbucks?

SooMaal11 · Postby **SooMaal11** » Mon Nov 10, 2014 8:58 pm

Wear whatever you want.
Believe in a religion other than Islam.
Freedom of Speech.
Live a quiet life.
Etc....

2ndtoNone · Postby **2ndtoNone** » Tue Nov 11, 2014 12:15 am

Be a Somali without a qabil/clan another words be an individual.

Postby **EvolSyawla** » Tue Nov 11, 2014 4:53 am

Have far in life
Wearing nice stuff Incorrect
Being educated and a woman Incorrect
Have manners Incorrect
Go to a beyonce concert
Be a 20+ female working and not married yet. Incorrect
Have a high speed internet Incorrect
Starbucks
Go to the cinema to watch the latest movie.
Go to the gym Incorrect
Air conditioning Incorrect
Listening to the latest songs Incorrect
Shopping for in style clothes. Sadly, veryyy true
Designer brands
Starbucks

Did I mention freaking starbucks?

I tried to correct others' comments, but it's true. No freedom of speech/clothing, I can't walk around and not be my qabil. What is a quiet life?

If you have a different religion, lol better hide that.

Things I can't do that have not been mentioned:
Date or be seen around a guy even a male relative if it's not a group of 20392049 females as well without it getting back to aabo
Buy whatever color lipstick I want
Wear whatever color lipstick I want - apparently reds are bad and classless.

Wear a nice pair of heels, skinny jeans and a cute blazer
Go out whenever I want
Be out whenever I want
Go to any resto I want without feeling like I need a female to accompany me as well
Go to a library

I suddenly feel like this is an calaacal thread lol

LobsterUnit · Postby **LobsterUnit** » Tue Nov 11, 2014 8:06 am

Go to the pub.

0sman · Postby **0sman** » Wed Nov 12, 2014 6:40 am

Can't kiss my date on the lips in public and get out alive.
And many other things.

LilEmperor · Postby **LilEmperor** » Wed Nov 12, 2014 6:48 am

You can't wear a swimsuit

0sman · Postby **0sman** » Wed Nov 12, 2014 6:57 am

^^

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