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bye!We've gone over the ways in which she may not. Read the thread.wtf some nasty stuff. Do you need to go into detail of what happened? No one wants to know what he did to her wtf! Also it's impossible to lose something in your vagina never heard it happening ever and even if it did I'm pretty sure you'd be able to feel it!
My friend recently went clubbing and picks up this white chick. After that night he refuses to ever see White women as relationship material. That night of the incident they both started drinking and afterwards went to a hotel then things got kinda hot. Obviously. Lol!
He started out with some simple foreplay, He started fingering her clit, reached inside to rub on her g-spot, and then he felt something weird.
It’s not cottony like a tampon, it’s kinda slippery. He thinks maybe it’s an IUD, so he wraps his finger around it to pull it out and make a joke …
and it’s a condom.
A yellow, used condom was wrapped around his finger.
He was in such shock, and so bewildered, it took him more than a few seconds to register what was going on. The normal, instantaneous logic chain broke down, and He had to revert to deliberate steps:
Step 1: That is a condom on your finger.
Step 2: It came out of her vagina.
Step 3: Since it came out of her vagina, it must be a used condom.
Step 4: Someone used that condom in her vagina.
Step 5: That someone wasn’t you.
Step 6: That is someone else’s used condom.
Step 7: YOUR FINGER IS TOUCHING SOMEONE ELSE’S USED CONDOM. YOUR FINGER IS TOUCHING SOMEONE ELSE’S USED CONDOM.
After staring at it for ten seconds and letting his brain work through the logic, my friend frantically waved his hand back and forth until it flings off onto the ground with a loud "Splat!!".
My friend “WHAT THE FUUUCK!!!!”
Whore “Eew. Sorry.”
He then stares at her in disgust, expecting some sort of apology or explanation of her whoreishness, or something that would explain this abomination. She had this contemplative drunken pause, like she was really considering the options.
Now at this point I'm already laughing. I'm gasping for breath and my sides are killing me. But what this White girl says next almost splits my sides and painfully causes my ribcage to expand because of how hard I burst out laughing. She says..
Whore; Just put it in my ass.
Just put it in my ass.
Just put it in my ass.
Just put it in my ass.
To be fair Cadaan chicks are the worse offenders when they're drunk, mind you they purposely get drunk so they can have sex with any guy, anyone who goes clubbing knows this to be true, last week friday I saw 3 horny sluts hovering over this young looking homeless guy, they were so desperate for cock that one of them asked the homeless youth if he wanted to come home with them, I noticed they were arguing over who would take him home, then 2 of them left leaving one behind with the homeless guy, they walk off into an alley and undoubtedly have sex.My point is bro, your friend takes a chick to a motel and expects her not to be a nasty hoe that sleeps with fellas left, right and centre.
Also, don't highlight cadaan chicks. There are plenty of nasty folk in all communities, including ours.
So you're saying that condoms cannot get lost in a woman's vaginal cavity without her knowing?phinks smh..i don't think you know how vag.inas work...like...if something is up there you'll feel it...she was probably hoped up on drugs...or i call bullshit
even if it gets stuck you'll know its there....smh nasty af
My point is bro, your friend takes a chick to a motel and expects her not to be a nasty hoe that sleeps with fellas left, right and centre.
I'm aware of that. But what's up with the up sign though?Also, don't highlight cadaan chicks. There are plenty of nasty folk in all communities, including ours.
True. But can you compare a person who has refrained from ALL sexual intercourse to one who has repented but hasn't? No way dude. Women are the gatekeepers to sex and men are the gatekeepers to commitment and this will always remain so.Really? What if she's repented and mended her ways and turned over a new leaf??
There are women who have done certain things in the past and they genuinely regret it. I've met them before and believe me they're great people.
Show me or highlight and quote any segment of my posts on this thread exuding anger and aggression.I love when Phinks get's angry. He is so offended and angry, that I don't need to be.
Anyways darling, even if your friend was able to convince you about it, yes I have one, and I and any woman here will tell you - you can't lose things in it.
Why do I even bother?
Hate to break it to ya kid, but you've been kawaaled. Please stop defending the story and just laugh it off...
We've gone over the ways in which she may not. Read the thread.wtf some nasty stuff. Do you need to go into detail of what happened? No one wants to know what he did to her wtf! Also it's impossible to lose something in your vagina never heard it happening ever and even if it did I'm pretty sure you'd be able to feel it!
Bail me out? Child please. 
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