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Re: My Friend has Sworn Off White Women

Postby Amira143 » Wed Feb 04, 2015 5:02 am

:wtf: kind of thread. Why would they share such story :snoop:



P.S wasn't there a thread while back on a female who had a 5' toy lodged in her Vi Jay Jay for over a decade :?

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Re: My Friend has Sworn Off White Women

Postby Jeffo » Wed Feb 04, 2015 6:52 am

Jeffo: thanks for having my back my fellow miscer. 8-)
When you've been on the Internet as long as I have and in the places I've been, a fudging lost condom is at the bottom of the list for fucked up accidents.

You brought the evidence,

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Re: My Friend has Sworn Off White Women

Postby SahanGalbeed » Wed Feb 04, 2015 12:42 pm

My point is bro, your friend takes a chick to a motel and expects her not to be a nasty hoe that sleeps with fellas left, right and centre.

Also, don't highlight cadaan chicks. There are plenty of nasty folk in all communities, including ours. :up:
To be fair Cadaan chicks are the worse offenders when they're drunk, mind you they purposely get drunk so they can have sex with any guy, anyone who goes clubbing knows this to be true, last week friday I saw 3 horny sluts hovering over this young looking homeless guy, they were so desperate for cock that one of them asked the homeless youth if he wanted to come home with them, I noticed they were arguing over who would take him home, then 2 of them left leaving one behind with the homeless guy, they walk off into an alley and undoubtedly have sex.

Not all white chicks, just 90% of them. :lol:
why do the marehan have these niggerish ways ?
They always seem to come up with the most nasty stories after having witnessed somethimg as benign as somebody taking pity on another human being.

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Re: My Friend has Sworn Off White Women

Postby SelfD » Wed Feb 04, 2015 4:11 pm

Zuumale: lol sorry bro I didn't see your response. :lol:

But to answer your question; no he didn't. He immediately left after the "put it in my ass" line. I'm going to upload our text convo on FB.

SelfD: Thank you! At least someone here has common sense. Although rare, a woman can lose a Condom inside her vagina from several days to even a week. However, this is a very rare occurrence.

nord: Sure there are Somali women who have sex, get drunk and have no self respect but I've never heard of one asking a used condom to be shoved up her ass.

Euphoriia: /facepalm

Adali: Sxb I almost had a heart attack because of how hard I was laughing when my friend relayed the story to me. :lol: :lol:

lol ur funny if u think she was asking for the condom to be put there... :roll:

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Re: My Friend has Sworn Off White Women

Postby Adali » Thu Feb 05, 2015 9:18 am

Still laughing at this thread, phinks is officially a legend, what a story HAHAHAHAHA !

too many feminist on Snet though.

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Re: My Friend has Sworn Off White Women

Postby BeyondQabil » Thu Feb 05, 2015 9:59 am

!
It may have been better if you were aborted. :stylin: :stylin: :stylin:

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Re: My Friend has Sworn Off White Women

Postby BeyondQabil » Thu Feb 05, 2015 10:07 am

^^

Bro what can I say? :Shrug:

White women are the worst when it comes to this. But I'm only referring to the sluts.

Jeffo: thanks for having my back my fellow miscer. 8-)
Fake messages. So "your friend" gets a number of someone he just met and swears never to date a white women, but your "friend" gives you her number? But the girl doesn't ask you who you are, but goes on with Lol!

SNET IQ must be pretty low if the majority can believe this kind of hogwash. Grow up and start thinking. Where did you go to school again?
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Re: My Friend has Sworn Off White Women

Postby EvolSyawla » Thu Feb 05, 2015 10:12 am

:dead:

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Re: My Friend has Sworn Off White Women

Postby TheMailMan » Thu Feb 05, 2015 10:15 am

BeyondQabil, no offense. But you're not a Somali.

Nobody gives a fuck about your opinion. You're not even one of us. Go join a Kikuyu forum you Ajnaabi filth.

Not only are you not a Somali, but you aren't even a Muslim. Go away

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Re: My Friend has Sworn Off White Women

Postby Lancer » Thu Feb 05, 2015 10:30 am

BeyondQabil, no offense. But you're not a Somali.

Nobody gives a fuck about your opinion. You're not even one of us. Go join a Kikuyu forum you Ajnaabi filth.

Not only are you not a Somali, but you aren't even a Muslim. Go away
looool he is back Mr "I am a Somalian not a Somali " he has been mentally f*&@$ up by the Kikuyus :lol:

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Re: My Friend has Sworn Off White Women

Postby BeyondQabil » Thu Feb 05, 2015 10:56 am

BeyondQabil, no offense. But you're not a Somali.

Nobody gives a fuck about your opinion. You're not even one of us. Go join a Kikuyu forum you Ajnaabi filth.

Not only are you not a Somali, but you aren't even a Muslim. Go away
What makes you think I care about your opinion?

I certainly I'm not one of "you," if by "you" you mean idiots who can't think even if it has been pointed to you from the very first time the thread was set up.

I will not go away...take me out.."Mr. I am the Guy That Believes Stupid Stories.."

:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

What again was the reply from an "unknown whore?"

Lol!

Idleness will kill you

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Re: My Friend has Sworn Off White Women

Postby BeyondQabil » Thu Feb 05, 2015 10:57 am

BeyondQabil, no offense. But you're not a Somali.

Nobody gives a fuck about your opinion. You're not even one of us. Go join a Kikuyu forum you Ajnaabi filth.

Not only are you not a Somali, but you aren't even a Muslim. Go away
looool he is back Mr "I am a Somalian not a Somali " he has been mentally f*&@$ up by the Kikuyus :lol:
Multinicker, shut up!

:-@ :-@ :-@

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Re: My Friend has Sworn Off White Women

Postby Lancer » Thu Feb 05, 2015 11:13 am

BeyondQabil, no offense. But you're not a Somali.

Nobody gives a fuck about your opinion. You're not even one of us. Go join a Kikuyu forum you Ajnaabi filth.

Not only are you not a Somali, but you aren't even a Muslim. Go away
looool he is back Mr "I am a Somalian not a Somali " he has been mentally f*&@$ up by the Kikuyus :lol:
Multinicker, shut up!

:-@ :-@ :-@
Can you explain the difference between a Somalian and a Somali please? Is that what your Bantu master told you? He explains what is a Somali to you :lol:

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Re: My Friend has Sworn Off White Women

Postby Jeffo » Thu Feb 05, 2015 11:47 am

Alright, I'll end this once and for all. Phinks hand over her facebook and if I can acquire nudes within an 1 hour of talking to her then we can lay to rest that she is a love with a condom up her punani.

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Re: My Friend has Sworn Off White Women

Postby TheMailMan » Thu Feb 05, 2015 11:56 am

BeyondQabil, no offense. But you're not a Somali.

Nobody gives a fuck about your opinion. You're not even one of us. Go join a Kikuyu forum you Ajnaabi filth.

Not only are you not a Somali, but you aren't even a Muslim. Go away
What makes you think I care about your opinion?

I certainly I'm not one of "you," if by "you" you mean idiots who can't think even if it has been pointed to you from the very first time the thread was set up.

I will not go away...take me out.."Mr. I am the Guy That Believes Stupid Stories.."

:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

What again was the reply from an "unknown whore?"

Lol!

Idleness will kill you
If you know anything about Somalis, then know this: We don't like outsiders and we especially don't like outsiders who insert themselves into Somali affairs. You don't see me joining a Nigerian forum or some Jewish forum. Kindly fuck off.

And when I say you're not one of us, it's pretty f-king clear what I meant. You're not even an ethnic Somali. Why the fuck should we listen to your opinion on this forum when you're an outsider who isn't even Muslim either? At least Abdi Johnson and KnowThySelf are ethnic Somalis, so despite their Atheism they are welcome members of this forum. But you're a Bantu, you're a Christian, so what are you doing here?

What do you want from us? Can't socialize with your own people so you join a Somali forum to associate with us? Why the fuck do you care what goes on in the Somali community? Are you really that shaqola'an??

You should be banned from this forum, there is literally no reason for you to be here.


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