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I went to visit Hyperactive at her apartment....

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I went to visit Hyperactive at her apartment....

Postby Basra- » Wed May 20, 2015 4:08 pm

It was very pleasant. That is the single word I will use. She welcomed me with great cordiality, and hospitality. She hugged me tightly, and guided me through her small living room, and pointed to a single sofa beside her master bedroom door. In person she was demure as she is online. Her reading glasses unfortunately, prevented me from observing her eyes closely, but through the lens-- I could see small dark eyes that spoke : 'Maaskiin". I sat gently-- pretending to be well behaved, even though I wanted to scream loud, jump up and down, and hug this character --that is so legendary in Somalinet forums. Her interior apartment looked predictable as I imagined. White clean walls, good clean rags, despite the rumors that she had a cat. I was expecting to be surprised by a Meuww from the corner-- but it never came to fruition. I sat down, glowing with white flashing teeth, crossed my legs to make hyper proud that I am all lady like. She was dressed in a man shirt---colorful, like Hawaiian. Her hair was incredibly short. Which was a surprise I have to confess. I had expected a flowing long hair, that smelt of holy uunsi, and aromatic dhuksi dua spits. She wore zero earing, zero make up as i imagined correctly, and she walked like my uncle Mursaade Ali Ford. We were about to start deep, deep chit chating---before a heavy voice erupted from the master bedroom. An odious looking chubby monster who had large big dark madoow lips, scratching his crotch while shouting---- "Nayaa Hibo----Why didn't you wake me up"??????


In which Hyper in a fit of anger ---yelled " I told you not to come out AbdiJohnson"!!!!!!!!!
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Re: I went to visit Hyperactive at her apartment....

Postby VeiledGarbasar » Wed May 20, 2015 4:17 pm

Maxaa saan ka wada!

Hyper aa iska gacan galaay.

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Re: I went to visit Hyperactive at her apartment....

Postby Basra- » Wed May 20, 2015 4:18 pm

Maxaa saan ka wada!

Hyper aa iska gacan galaay.

inaa adeer, iska waraan. :stylin:

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Re: I went to visit Hyperactive at her apartment....

Postby VeiledGarbasar » Wed May 20, 2015 4:23 pm

Your grace,

The part that had me was "aromatic dugsi dua spit," very inventive, I could almost conjure it and smell it, but confused what type of odour to give it.

Yaab soo mahaan

:lol: still hyper wuu iska gacan galaay.

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Re: I went to visit Hyperactive at her apartment....

Postby Basra- » Wed May 20, 2015 4:25 pm

Your grace,

The part that had me was "aromatic dugsi dua spit," very inventive, I could almost conjure it and smell it, but confused what type of odour to give it.

Yaab soo mahaan

:lol: still hyper wuu iska gacan galaay.

:lol: :lol: :lol:


U r crazy ! I cracked up! looool I don't know how it will smell, but I am sure it is not good. LOL

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Re: I went to visit Hyperactive at her apartment....

Postby VeiledGarbasar » Wed May 20, 2015 4:35 pm

Looool

That's the problem; my senses and the stories I read are intertwined.

I can picture the whole setting. I can imagine you wearing Chanel no.5 perfume, high heels and smart clothes.

:lol: :lol:

Habeen wanaagsan.

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Re: I went to visit Hyperactive at her apartment....

Postby SiennaEarth » Wed May 20, 2015 5:55 pm

Basra you are a legend. :dead:

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Re: I went to visit Hyperactive at her apartment....

Postby Basra- » Thu May 21, 2015 2:48 am

:clap: u r adorable Siena. :dj:

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Re: I went to visit Hyperactive at her apartment....

Postby Bella18 » Thu May 21, 2015 3:47 am

Lol@nayaa hibo :deadrose:

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Re: I went to visit Hyperactive at her apartment....

Postby Rambie » Thu May 21, 2015 3:58 am

:dead: :deadrose:

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Re: I went to visit Hyperactive at her apartment....

Postby CaliQase » Thu May 21, 2015 4:37 am

Waxaasaa kaa hal-abuura...Inta kale been dheh :clap:

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Re: I went to visit Hyperactive at her apartment....

Postby Amira143 » Thu May 21, 2015 4:40 am

LOOOOOOL that was funny!!!

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Re: I went to visit Hyperactive at her apartment....

Postby GeoSeven » Thu May 21, 2015 11:34 am

:lol:

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Re: I went to visit Hyperactive at her apartment....

Postby Hyperactive » Thu May 21, 2015 11:35 am

basra, is funny wallah. :)

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Re: I went to visit Hyperactive at her apartment....

Postby grandpakhalif » Thu May 21, 2015 11:38 am

Hahaha :dead:


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