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A restaurant named Somalia

Postby incognito1 » Tue Dec 15, 2015 10:04 pm

Somalia is a restaurant, where the most famished come to eat, the president is the head chef. the prime minister and the speaker of parliament are the line cooks, the members of parliament are the waiters and waitrasses.Anyone none somali is a valued customer, our once proud and brave armed forces are mere bus boys and dish washers. our sovereignty, our resources, our land, our sea, our deen and our existence are the main courses,while we the people are the beggars who hound these poor customers outside the restaurant. clan elders are self appointed food inspectors who are on the take. the sanitary conditions of the restaurant are unacceptable,all types of bacterias live here. Food poisoning is the norm, although the worst kind is al shabaab which only affects the innocent.

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Re: A restaurant named Somalia

Postby jalaaludin5 » Tue Dec 15, 2015 10:22 pm

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Re: A restaurant named Somalia

Postby LiquidHYDROGEN » Tue Dec 15, 2015 10:39 pm

The "Woe is me" rhetoric only works when the people themselves aren't responsible for their predicament Everything happening to Somalis today is directly caused by Somalis.

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Re: A restaurant named Somalia

Postby GAMES » Tue Dec 15, 2015 11:34 pm

LooL do they serve Canjeero, Bariis iyo Baasto in that restaurant?

:lol:

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Re: A restaurant named Somalia

Postby AwRastaale » Wed Dec 16, 2015 3:07 am

I do come only if the manager can guarantee me that I won't be sited next to AMISOM table.

Only suicidal people dine in Somalia :)

The menu must be called 4.5 (malawax, canjeero, cambulo, baasto iyo nus mos nooh)

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Re: A restaurant named Somalia

Postby Siciid85 » Wed Dec 16, 2015 5:28 am

I do come only if the manager can guarantee me that I won't be sited next to AMISOM table.

Only suicidal people dine in Somalia :)

The menu must be called 4.5 (malawax, canjeero, cambulo, baasto iyo nus mos nooh)
:lol:

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Re: A restaurant named Somalia

Postby JSL3000 » Wed Dec 16, 2015 5:37 am

I do come only if the manager can guarantee me that I won't be sited next to AMISOM table.

Only suicidal people dine in Somalia :)

The menu must be called 4.5 (malawax, canjeero, cambulo, baasto iyo nus mos nooh)
:damn: :russ:

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Re: A restaurant named Somalia

Postby TheFuturist » Wed Dec 16, 2015 1:11 pm

I do come only if the manager can guarantee me that I won't be sited next to AMISOM table.

Only suicidal people dine in Somalia :)

The menu must be called 4.5 (malawax, canjeero, cambulo, baasto iyo nus mos nooh)
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