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Does Malmal Numb Shahwa

Postby Sumubaridi » Thu Apr 28, 2016 6:51 am

Horta does anyone knows how Malmal works? I used to hear in Geela Malmal lacabsiiyo to numb its needs. I know its not haram since its a plant but does it cause long time effect on your manhood mise its just to numb you for the time being. What is Malmal in English? Anyone here who has used Malmal?

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Re: Does Malmal Numb Shahwa

Postby Inaayah » Thu Apr 28, 2016 7:58 am

That won't work.

Try this: Add half a cup of Domestos bleach to 2 litres of water and cab.

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Re: Does Malmal Numb Shahwa

Postby Inaayah » Thu Apr 28, 2016 7:59 am

Actually you might be dumb enough to do that and I don't want blood on hands. IGNORE MY LAST POST SUMU, IGNORE IT.

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Re: Does Malmal Numb Shahwa

Postby barbarossa » Thu Apr 28, 2016 8:03 am

That won't work.

Try this: Add half a cup of Domestos bleach to 2 litres of water and cab.
Do you know if he follows your instructions and expires, you could be held responsible for his untimely demise?

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Re: Does Malmal Numb Shahwa

Postby barbarossa » Thu Apr 28, 2016 8:05 am

I guess you realized your error in judgement and retracted your earlier statement. Smart girl!

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Re: Does Malmal Numb Shahwa

Postby Inaayah » Thu Apr 28, 2016 8:11 am

I'm not looking to do time for Sumu waalidiisa.

I got screenshots of both my posts.

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Re: Does Malmal Numb Shahwa

Postby Sumubaridi » Thu Apr 28, 2016 9:59 am

Actually you might be dumb enough to do that and I don't want blood on hands. IGNORE MY LAST POST SUMU, IGNORE IT.
waan ogaa in aad inecebtahay laakiin ilaa xad aad sun cab itiraahdo in uu gaarsiisan yahay ma ogayn. Ma qoraal xun oo forum lasoodhigay baad rabtah in aad wiil dhan oo Soomaali ah udisho. Plus, xitaa hadii aad aniga idisho, mawaxaad umalayn in doqomada somalida sidaa kuyaraanayaan? naa waan badanahay. Marka sidaad noola noolaan leheed baro ama Somalinimada nooga bax :lol:

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Re: Does Malmal Numb Shahwa

Postby Sumubaridi » Thu Apr 28, 2016 10:05 am

That won't work.

Try this: Add half a cup of Domestos bleach to 2 litres of water and cab.
Do you know if he follows your instructions and expires, you could be held responsible for his untimely demise?
Bal eeg this dummy. follow instructions to drink bleach? I knew the word bleach before Maandhaya's Parent got married . I was speaking English fluently in 1992 and was a top notch in debates at school not forgetting that, I was the school head-boy or the Captain. That is when 90% of this forumers aan habartood xitaa shukaansi baran.

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Re: Does Malmal Numb Shahwa

Postby Sumubaridi » Thu Apr 28, 2016 10:10 am

I'm not looking to do time for Sumu waalidiisa.

I got screenshots of both my posts.
Naah. Its not your responsibility if a dumb person follows your online post direction. You are not a certified Doctor who has obligation to tell people accurate information. Plus, I am not a patient under your care and you had no reason to believe that, I had mental issues. So every reasonable judge will not buy the fact that, I died because of your post. Also, bleach has guideline for use which states not meant for consumption. Intaas oo dhan ma ilaawday?

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Re: Does Malmal Numb Shahwa

Postby Inaayah » Thu Apr 28, 2016 10:18 am

Sumu- Shalay qof ba iga cadhaysiiyay and I took it out on you o waan ku caayay e iga raali ahow walaalkayow. :rose:

And besides you cussed me back in af Carabi so I think we are even Stevens.

Btw Sumu I'm conducting interviews on Snet members, I want to do one on the members I find most interesting bil walba. Maad ka qayb qaadi? :mrgreen:

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Re: Does Malmal Numb Shahwa

Postby Sumubaridi » Thu Apr 28, 2016 11:22 am

Sumu- Shalay qof ba iga cadhaysiiyay and I took it out on you o waan ku caayay e iga raali ahow walaalkayow. :rose:

And besides you cussed me back in af Carabi so I think we are even Stevens.

Btw Sumu I'm conducting interviews on Snet members, I want to do one on the members I find most interesting bil walba. Maad ka qayb qaadi? :mrgreen:
Haa waan kaqayb qaadanaa. ii soosheeg markaa diyaar tahay. Shalay maxasuusto dadkaan lahadlay wallaahi iyo waxaan qoray. Markaan waxa hal thread kuqoro oon midkale uboodo, waan ilaawaa wixii aan soo qoray iyo qofkaan uqoray hadii aysan Funny ahayn. Shactirada lee Xasuustaa. Adiga you haven't said anything funny so waxba kaama xasuusto. too Bad.

This is what I remember so far in Somalinet.

Basra:G***s Weyne,
Hyper: Ma bahalkiina ayaad dadka kusoo muslimisaan?
Lo'doon: Anigoo dumaashideey lafaraka ciyaaraya ayaa sigaar kasoo dhacay?
Qoraxeey: What Can I wear when my bikro is broken. Someone told her, you wear nothing.

I don't think there is anything else to remember. The rest are boring.

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Re: Does Malmal Numb Shahwa

Postby Inaayah » Thu Apr 28, 2016 11:29 am

:dead: You like people who are repetitive o the same shit ku soo celiya day after day sidaada camal.

I can be hilarious sometimes. You don't find me funny? Well you can jog on sxb. :ufdup:

Anywho I'm going to hit you with some questions and cod ba noo soo duubaysa with your jawaab.


Btw can we have the old Sumu back. The one that me and Susu use to love? :heart:

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Re: Does Malmal Numb Shahwa

Postby Sumubaridi » Thu Apr 28, 2016 12:40 pm

:dead: You like people who are repetitive o the same shit ku soo celiya day after day sidaada camal.

I can be hilarious sometimes. You don't find me funny? Well you can jog on sxb. :ufdup:

Anywho I'm going to hit you with some questions and cod ba noo soo duubaysa with your jawaab.


Btw can we have the old Sumu back. The one that me and Susu use to love? :heart:
You guys wanted me to continue with Garoob bashing? If I do that, the garoobs in here like Mujaahidaisha and salool will want to skin me a live. No more garoob bashing. Waa ilmadow miskiimiinta. I just realized I over generalize them.

Anyway, horta how come you are not dating anyone? Or you are qabileste and only looking for nin reer waqooyi ah? they probably in the marfishka eating khat so give other brothers a chance. There is no qabil in sariir kudirir. It all depends on which man knows how to drive. No one cares which clan you hail from if you can jigjig well. Gabaygaan baro.

-Wax kalaa tol kaacaawiyaa cidi kusiisaaye,
-Cuuryaantay waa qoorohoo caajis kaagalo e
-Naaguhu ninkaan dhabi aqoon wax uma dhiibtaane,
-waa doqon dhagweyn bay dhahaan kii kadhawrsada'e
-kumbis uma dhalaalshaan ninkaan kaga dhawaaqsiine

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Re: Does Malmal Numb Shahwa

Postby Inaayah » Thu Apr 28, 2016 12:59 pm

Sumu- Aniga waxaa sidan i galay ba wa caashaq. :oops:

Mid yar ba i heesay heesti Lafoole: "Calafnimu ku raacsha, cawo iyo ayaan leh" sheekadu xagaas ayay ka bilowday.

Wu yara dabeecad xun yahay mooyan (a lil hot headed) laakiin wallahi maba amiinsani inu aduunkan qof la mida jooga ba. :lawd:

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Re: Does Malmal Numb Shahwa

Postby Inaayah » Thu Apr 28, 2016 1:11 pm

Qabilku maxuu sheega Sumu?

You have nasab and nacasiin in every qabil.


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