Got Weed????

[Basra-]

Starbaucks Cafeteria,Basra sits there doing her college work.She is joined a mysterious suspicious skinny xalimo.



Babygal: Hey Basra-- got weed for me? Spare some cash please!


Basra: (wides wide open & stunned)


Babygal : C'mon -- yo-- i need to get high.



( An ungroomed bearded man in a long black trench coat, with colar raised & detective hat to disguise himself tip toes to join them)



Qansa: (Looks left & right) Whispers.....:


Here you go babygal---My eriterian friend gave me some of this Weed.



Basra : (Is stunned beyond speech while the transaction was going on right before her, her jaw dropped!)



Babygal: Yo thank you Qansa! Habibi-- u are the best --dog!



Qansa: Wanna go smoke some in my Beetle Volkswagen car??



Basra: You drive a Volkswagen ????


Qansa : Looks at Basra in angrily----- Yeah a A pink Beetle Volkswagen, got a problen with that you B*****?



Basra: Aaahh ..Aaahh- is afraid of the high duo-- Nope --not really.You go boy,sorry!


Qansa: Glances back at Babygal again -- Hey lets get out of here ma.'



Basra: Dials police........secretly.......



While the Weed transactions is going on......Basra speaks to police in a whisper tone.....



Officer Saqaraan : May i help ya?


Basra: Hellooo.....Aaahhh.....Ahhhh.....Crime in action. One black Osama look alike & one whitney houston look alike ---exchange weed.Hurry please.



Officer : Basra is this you?


Basra: Yes-- how did you know? Who is this?


Officer: Burps! Burps! chuckles.....laughs loud.



Basra: Qudhac is that you?? Oh my God!



Qudhac: Burps ! Burps! HA HA HA HA

[The-Screw]

Enter The Screw: armed with a Shotgun, aims at Basra, shoots her point blank in the chest, 5x.




Basra: dying, takes her last breath, whispers...are you going to eat that donut?

[Basra-]

[quote="The-Screw"]Enter The Screw: armed with a Shotgun, aims at Basra, shoots her point blank in the chest, 5x.




Basra: dying, takes her last breath, whispers...are you going to eat that donut?

[/quote]

[The Arabman]

Madam Basra-, how are you today?

[Basra-]

arabman@lo How do you do sir!! I love your avatar- -i lof real mean!

[PH.D.]

Does a guus count? thats what i got

[The Arabman]

[quote="Basra-"]How do you do sir!! I love your avatar- -i lof real mean![/quote]

Pretty good, thanks. I concur the man in my avatar is someone very worthy of respect & admiration.

[Basra-]

Arabman--who was he?? A turkish warrior??


Phd--grow up!

[The Arabman]

[quote="Basra-"]
--who was he?? A turkish warrior??
[/quote]

No ma'am. He was Salahudin al-Ayubi. Surely, you must have read or heard about him.

[Basra-]

arabman-- nope, sorry.This is the FIRST time i hear of him.What century did he live? Tell me about him.

[PH.D.]

[quote="Basra-"]Arabman--who was he?? A turkish warrior??


Phd--grow up! [/quote]



Hey im grown and smart, btw physical therapist said u should buy more Slim Shake

[The Arabman]

Saladin (1137 or 1138–1193; Kurdish: Selahaddin Eyyübi; Arabic: Salah ad-Din Yusuf Ibn Ayyub; صلاح الدين يوسف ابن ايوب; Salah ad-Din is an honorific that means The Righteousness of the Faith in Arabic) was a 12th century Kurdish Muslim military general who founded the Ayyubid dynasty of Egypt and Syria. He was also renowned in both the Christian and Muslim worlds for his leadership and military prowess tempered by his chivalry and merciful nature during the Crusades.

Saladin was born into a Kurdish family in Tikrit near the river Tigris and was sent to Damascus to finish his education. His father, Najm ad-Din Ayyub, was governor of Baalbek. In Damascus, Saladin lived for ten years at the court of Nur ad-Din (Nureddin).

After an initial military education under the command of his uncle, Nur ad-Din's lieutenant Shirkuh, who was representing Nur ad-Din on campaigns against a faction of the Fatimid caliphate of Egypt in the 1160s, Saladin eventually succeeded the defeated faction and his uncle as vizier in 1169. There, he inherited a difficult role defending Egypt against the incursions of the Latin Kingdom of Jerusalem, under Amalric I. His position was tenuous at first; no one expected him to last long in Egypt where there had been many changes of government in previous years due to a long line of child caliphs fought over by competing viziers. As the leader of a foreign army from Syria, he also had no control over the Shi'ite Egyptian army, which was led in the name of the now otherwise powerless caliph Al-Adid.

When the caliph died, in September 1171, Saladin had the imams pronounce the name of Al-Mustadi, the Abbassid caliph in Baghdad, at Friday prayers, and the weight of authority simply deposed the old line. Now Saladin ruled Egypt, but officially as the representative of Nur ad-Din, who himself conventionally recognized the Abbassid caliph.

Saladin revitalised the economy of Egypt, reorganised the military forces and, following the advice of his father, he stayed away from any conflicts with Nur ad-Din, his formal lord, after he had become the real ruler over Egypt. He waited until Nur ad-Din's death before starting serious military actions: at first against smaller Muslim states, then directing them against the Crusaders.

With Nur ad-Din's death (1174), he assumed the title of sultan in Egypt. There he declared independence from the Seljuks, and he proved to be the founder of the Ayyubid dynasty and restored Sunnism in Egypt. He extended his territory westwards in the maghreb, and when his uncle was sent up the Nile to pacify some resistance of the former Fatimid supporters, he continued on down the Red Sea to conquer Yemen.

For further reading, check this link:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saladin

[Basra-]

Thanks Arabman---this is interesting.You know i only read Englabds historical literature--but have not yet come across any Arabians in battle with them.I remember reading about qureish & arabic wars in dhuksi--but that was brief--we never dwelled on it. -- i will read on it one of these days.Perhaps i'll print it out & read it on the train. Thanks!

[The Arabman]

[quote="Basra-"]
You know i only read Englabds historical literature--but have not yet come across any Arabians in battle with them.
[/quote]

In fact, Saladin is well known in the English historical literature, including poetry. I am sure there are many works by notable English authors about Richard the Lionheart and Saladin. You're welcome.

[Gamadid.]

I don't know why I find Basra's admitted ignorance about Salahudin unbelievable!! Basra, have not you come across on the net, at least, a talk about the movie "Kingdom of Heaven"? A nice movie about the crusaders and Salahudin. Go check this website www.kingdomofheavenmovie.com



The Arabman.

Welcome back saxib. Meesha waa u dhammaatay. It has become the playground of the infantile minds.. Have you also noticed or you were told that Basra is a moderator? Welcome back bro.