2006 SOMALINET PREDICTIONS

Postby **AbdiWahab252** » Fri Dec 02, 2005 9:48 am

PREDICTIONS IN 2006

1. LIONHEART gets commited to a mental institution.

2. Luugoyo finds his qabiil.

3. Basra has twins. One Habar Yonis/One Habar Gidir.

4. Galol finds the lord and becomes the a preacher in the Southern Baptist Church.

5. HannaH finally gets a life.

6. Xoogsade gets licensed to become a Mall Cop in Ohio.

7. Marduuf is sent upstate for 5 to 10 for molestation.

8. AfDheere becomes Puntland Minister for Alternative Lifestyles.

9. Mataan_Cideed aka Zamalek gets diagnosed with DIABETES for his BINGE EATING.

10. Biiqaaye returns to Somalia and becomes the Mayor of Kismayo.

11. Optimist wins the "FARAX OF THE YEAR" award.

12. Quruxleey meets the perfect Mooryaan. She relocated to Dhuusamareb and becomes a Goat Herder.

13. Iyada goes on a Safari to the Congo. She never returns.

qudhac-m · Postby **qudhac-m** » Fri Dec 02, 2005 9:54 am

Postby **Basra-** » Fri Dec 02, 2005 9:56 am

LOOOOOL@Abdi--- how can u have twins of separate qabil?? Dont make sense??? Laughing

LionHeart-112 · Postby **LionHeart-112** » Fri Dec 02, 2005 10:02 am

12. Quruxleey meets the perfect Mooryaan. She relocated to Dhuusamareb and becomes a Goat Herder

Shocked

This is very scary. Quruxleey would never marry a mooryaan, let alone become a habar gedir herder.

Sir-Luggoyo · Postby **Sir-Luggoyo** » Fri Dec 02, 2005 10:17 am

Abdi Hutu,

To find out my qabiil has become your biggest concern huh?!!! Well, I ain't Habartaa Gidir so rest assured we are not related by blood and that is a big relief for me. Ha kugu taagnaato illa yowmul qiyaame, waji madoobe

*HannaH* · Postby ***HannaH*** » Fri Dec 02, 2005 11:15 am

Abdi Hutu?.....i don't have a life miya?.....ma kuu qoslaa walaal?

Laughing

There, now shut the fukc up.

P.S...Luggoyyo is straight, I don't understand why you keep flirting with him Confused

Talk about alternative lifestyle... Laughing

Newboy · Postby **Newboy** » Fri Dec 02, 2005 11:18 am

[quote="AbdiWahab252"]PREDICTIONS IN 2006

1. LIONHEART gets commited to a mental institution.

2. Luugoyo finds his qabiil.

3. Basra has twins. One Habar Yonis/One Habar Gidir.

4. Galol finds the lord and becomes the a preacher in the Southern Baptist Church.

5. HannaH finally gets a life.

6. Xoogsade gets licensed to become a Mall Cop in Ohio.

7. Marduuf is sent upstate for 5 to 10 for molestation.

8. AfDheere becomes Puntland Minister for Alternative Lifestyles.

9. Mataan_Cideed aka Zamalek gets diagnosed with DIABETES for his BINGE EATING.

10. Biiqaaye returns to Somalia and becomes the Mayor of Kismayo.

11. Optimist wins the "FARAX OF THE YEAR" award.

AbdiWahab252 WILL BE SENT TO SOMALIA FOR A DHAQAN CELIS Wink

12. Quruxleey meets the perfect Mooryaan. She relocated to Dhuusamareb and becomes a Goat Herder.

13. Iyada goes on a Safari to the Congo. She never returns.[/quote]

*HannaH* · Postby ***HannaH*** » Fri Dec 02, 2005 11:22 am

Eedo, Abdiwahab has no place to go so he can't be sent back home for dhaqan celis.....his reletives sold their house for some cambulo Very Happy

Newboy · Postby **Newboy** » Fri Dec 02, 2005 11:27 am

THEY SOLD THIER HOUSES TO BE A QAXOOTIES , THEY MUST BE XOOLO DEE Laughing

QansaGabeyle · Postby **QansaGabeyle** » Fri Dec 02, 2005 12:12 pm

"7. Marduuf is sent upstate for 5 to 10 for molestation."

And another 5 years for Beastiality. Laughing

"
8. AfDheere becomes Puntland Minister for Alternative Lifestyles."

Laughing

Damn!

optimist_1 · Postby **optimist_1** » Fri Dec 02, 2005 2:58 pm

[quote="AbdiWahab252"].
11. Optimist wins the "FARAX OF THE YEAR" award.
[/quote]

Very Happy

LionHeart-112 · Postby **LionHeart-112** » Fri Dec 02, 2005 3:22 pm

Will 2006 be the year AbdiWahab finally get a job and distmantles the "isbaaro" he has set up in Dorchester gheto of Boston?

Garaad_LQ · Postby **Garaad_LQ** » Fri Dec 02, 2005 3:31 pm

lol lion

Jazminda · Postby **Jazminda** » Fri Dec 02, 2005 3:32 pm

[quote="AbdiWahab252"]PREDICTIONS IN 2006

1. LIONHEART gets commited to a mental institution.

2. Luugoyo finds his qabiil.

3. Basra has twins. One Habar Yonis/One Habar Gidir.

4. Galol finds the lord and becomes the a preacher in the Southern Baptist Church.

5. HannaH finally gets a life.

6. Xoogsade gets licensed to become a Mall Cop in Ohio.

7. Marduuf is sent upstate for 5 to 10 for molestation.

8. AfDheere becomes Puntland Minister for Alternative Lifestyles.

9. Mataan_Cideed aka Zamalek gets diagnosed with DIABETES for his BINGE EATING.

10. Biiqaaye returns to Somalia and becomes the Mayor of Kismayo.

11. Optimist wins the "FARAX OF THE YEAR" award.

12. Quruxleey meets the perfect Mooryaan. She relocated to Dhuusamareb and becomes a Goat Herder.

13. Iyada goes on a Safari to the Congo. She never returns.[/quote]

Seriously was this list suppose to be funny? OMG...it was...NOT! Rolling Eyes

CHEERZ

Postby **AbdiWahab252** » Fri Dec 02, 2005 4:03 pm

Luugoyo... Some day u will be freed from the chains of low self esteem my Jareer friend Laughing

HannaH ... U sure love talking about khanisniimo hmm... u talk as an expert. It takes one to spot another Razz

NewBoy ... Are u upset at not making the list

Confused

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