Muffin
1- are you currently on welfare?
2- do you have big dark forehead
3- do you drive a taxi?
4- are you a faggot? if not do you have feminine tendencies?
5- are you an illegal alien?
6- are you anti social
7- does your girl friend cheat on you on a regular basis with the jareer next door?
8- do you have two legal residence in two countries?
9- have you ever been convicted on a welfare fraud?
10- do you have big foreteeths
11- do you have big wide head
12- are you too damn dark?
13- are you male virgin?
14- are you a male prostitute?
15- have you ever had sex with a man b4? (fukking faggot)
16- have you as a child molested by the next door friendly Ethiopian neighbor?
17- have you had sex with you own sister?
can you hold your own sh*t?
18- are you wearing a diaper as we speak?
19- do you masturbate on a regular basis?
20- is you cousin going out with a nigerian drug trafficker?
21- have you had sex with a Namibian truck driver?
22- do you hang aroun the marfish
23- are you mentaly retarded
24- have you ever had sex with your own male teacher?
25- do you suicidal thoughts? how often?
26- have you ever though about strangling your ugly ass grand mom?
27- have you ever applied for a student loan and welfare at the same time?
28- is hanging around coffee shops your favorite past time?
29- have ever preformed falatio?
30- are you as dumb as you appear to be?
31- do you drink beer daily?
32- are you depressed
33- are you suffering from middle aged crisis?
34- you don't have the mental capacities to answer these questions, do you?
35- have you ever had any problems with I.N.S?
if you answer yes to 2 or more to the above questions, you need dr.kaborkian to put you to sleep fooooooool.
