THIS IS JAMAL MILKSHAKE ONCE AGAIN REPORTING LIVE FROM THE STREETS OF LONDEN WHERE I'M JOINED BY SPECIAL FORCE AGENT TOM STRAWBERRY THE LEADING COMMANDER OF OPERATION (CATCH ALL).
MR STRAWBEERY TELL US WHAT HAPPENED?
APPROXIMATELY AROUND 1500 HOURS WE RECEIVED A TIP THAT UGLY H*OE PRINCESS LICK HAS BEING LOCATED IN THE BASEMENT OF MR. JIINO KWAKO A NIGERIAN TAXI DRIVER. UPON ARRIVING TO THE SITE WE SECURED A RADIUS OF 2 KM AND WE ASKED PRINCESS LICK TO SURRENDER, SHE REFUSED AND THREATENED TO LET THE CHEMICALS OUT OF HER EXPIRED P*UZZY LOOSE, AND FROM MY EXPERIENCE I KNOW WHAT THAT CHEMICALS CAN DO TO MY MEN, I LOST 5 MEN IN MY LAST OPERATION WITH AN INDIVIDUAL NAMED BIKINI_CHIC AND I'M NOT WILLING TO LOOSE ANY MORE MEN, SO I CALLED DR.PHIL AND HIS CREW TO TAKE CARE OF THE UGLY KINTER AND ARREST THE INDIVIDUAL PRINCESS LICK WITH THE LATEST TECHNOLOGY THAT'S AVAILABLE TO COMBAT CONTAMINATED KINTERS. I'VE HEARD IT'S A WELL-RESPECTED AGENCY AND IN THEM WE TRUST.
FINALLY AFTER DR.PHIL DEFUSED THE KINTER AND SPRAYED WITH DISINFECTED MATERIAL, THE INDIVIDUAL ABOVE LOST CONSCIOUS AND WAS APPREHENDED BY MY MEN AND TAKING TO THE
NATIONAL DATA CENTRE FOR SOMALI H*OES SO THAT I JAMAL AKA LANDER BOI , AND DR.PHIL CAN CONDUCT MORE TEST AND BACKGROUND IN ADDITION TO FIND OUT WHY THIS PARTICULAR KINTER WAS CONTAMINATED.....AND THE RESULTS WILL FOLLOW IN A 72 HOURS AND WILL INFORM THE PUBLIC OF THE RESULTS.
THIS IS JAMAL MILKSHAKE REPORTING LIVE OUTSIDE THE LABATORIES FOR THE NATIONAL DATA CENTRE FOR SOMALI H*OES IN LONDEN
