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Postby Kamal35 » Wed Mar 15, 2006 1:33 pm

That was funny, Basra. But I would consider the sugestion on the boy: write a story about how OTHERS reached countries as USA, GB, Netherlands, etc. It would be funny... Laughing Laughing Laughing

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Postby Basra- » Wed Mar 15, 2006 1:38 pm

Kamal@lol Thanks---but what should i write about?? I think its boring to write about how people migrate to another country. Laughing Laughing Laughing

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Postby Kamal35 » Wed Mar 15, 2006 1:40 pm

You could write 'The adventures of Biko', for example: when we was disturbed by a tax man knocking on his door and ended beheading him or something. It was one of the funniest stories I've ever read here... Laughing Laughing

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Postby Basra- » Wed Mar 15, 2006 1:45 pm

LOL@Kamal


Yeah i think that could be funny---Biko sounds like a good monkey to start with. Cut cut cut-- looooool Laughing Laughing Laughing

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Postby AbdiWahab252 » Wed Mar 15, 2006 1:53 pm

Naimo left. Basra made her move before even Naimo started her car.

"Abowe, can you please fetch me a glass of water from the kitchen ?'

Caydiid being a quiet fellow decided to comply with the request. After scurrying around in Basra's kitchen, which was bare of any food but abundant in Chinese, Pizza and other take out boxes, Caydiid was able to find a clean cup (a task made more difficult by the mountain of unwashed dishes).

Caydiid made his way back to the living room where he saw Basra spread out on the sofa he had been sitting on. The room was dim and the smell of uunsi filled the air. A Hassan Aden Samatar song was playing softly. Basra had changed into a light cream diiraac and put on some caatar. She removed her hijaab and tied her hair to the back.

Caydiid was bewildered. He gave the glass of water to Basra who thanked him.

"Abowe, thank you very much. Caydiid, I wanted to know, "Do you have a woman in your life"

Caydiid replied as any red blooded farax would, "No. "

Basra smiled and she motioned to Caydiid to come sit closer to her. Caydiid walked over and sat by Basra. She placed her hand on Caydiid's leg and began to engage in some small talk.

As the two conversed, Basra felt hotter. Caydiid's deep voice, muscular physic, and musky smell was driving her wild. She couldn't help herself and pounced on Caydiid. He was surprised at the turn of events but what kind of man says no to free booty ?

The two soon began to engage in foreplay. Basra began to moan as Caydiid kissed her deeply and nibbled on her neck.

"Abowe, please becareful, I get hickeys easily." she said in a deep moan.

"Sure, sure...."

TO BE CONTINUED

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Postby michael_ital » Wed Mar 15, 2006 2:28 pm

^^^^^ Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

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Postby Basra- » Wed Mar 15, 2006 3:25 pm

"Caydiid's deep voice, muscular physic, and musky smell was driving her wild. She couldn't help herself and pounced on Caydiid. He was surprised at the turn of events but what kind of man says no to free booty ? "?????

Upon further review-- i declare your distasteful, lascivious story completely inappropriate. Not to mention ridiculously out of touch with the psyche of its characters. The Basra we adore & love will not do this: 'She placed her hand on Caydiid's leg and began to engage in some small talk". Absolutely & resolutely NOT!!!! Totally out of character--totally not Insync with reality! LOOOOOL


Granted, the sentence constructions are tolerable, the English better than Studentes but its far more awkward in its wild state of concuctions.I say Abdi you are hereby ---sent to the Guillotine --which henceforth your head --will be beheaded!!!!!!! Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

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Postby Nabeela » Wed Mar 15, 2006 3:27 pm

Are we suppose to be impressed by this nonsense. cajiiib. Rolling Eyes

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Postby Basra- » Wed Mar 15, 2006 3:34 pm

Nabeela@lolImpressed


No u are not.This was meant for everyone to laugh except you--- again your loud scary laughter ----whispers* scares me. Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes

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Postby Nabeela » Wed Mar 15, 2006 3:40 pm

lol@basra


If that is the case let's watch passions together ayeeyo. Very Happy

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Postby Basra- » Wed Mar 15, 2006 3:43 pm

Sweety i am an absolutely HUGE bold & the beautiful fan--till death do us part! Oh Ridge Forrester & Brooke logan-- i have a couple of hours till we meet!! rose Love Laughing Laughing Laughing

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Postby AbdiWahab252 » Wed Mar 15, 2006 4:25 pm

Basra, we are all out of character when horny.

Caafis iyo Salama.... Laughing

Don't inspire me to write the next chapter:

BABY MAMA DRAMA:

Basra's Entry 2 Singlemotherhood, Caydiid's Revenge, DNA Test ? Who the Baby Daddy?

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Postby Caydid » Thu Mar 16, 2006 12:34 am

Abdiwahab252 LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL good one.

Caydid says "it wasn't me"!

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Postby Advocator » Thu Mar 16, 2006 1:54 am

AbdiWahab252, Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Good sh!t funny indeed............................................... up


Basra, I advise you to drop the story, you got your ass! handed to you dear in your own game........................................ Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing


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