Breaking News...........................jus comin in
we have heard reports that a up and comin rapper by the name of CHINGY has died in a fatal accident.............
Our sources indicate that CHINGY was in a MOTEL wid some gal......wen the gal jumped on top of him and crushed him to death!!
we have also discovered the identity of the female involved in this and her name is OLIVE OIL....

..... WEIGHING 500 LBS...........THAT WAS ENOUGH TO CRUSH ANY GUY 2 DEATH!!