BBC Breaking News!!!Channel 4

[mizzy_ghetto]

loooool
this just in for BBC
BREAKIN NEWS:
bush is majeerten!
Osama bin-laden is daarod!
Tony Blair is midgaan plus he's gay!
and in other news Mizzy Ghetto is on the prowl
choosin again
for the most shaqolacaan gurl on snet
and this time she's going for a girl named
BABYCAKES cuz she claimin 2 be a spokes women
NR #1 send out yuthhh !!
Diz is also just in Mizzy Ghetto aka Flossin Shawty has been signed
to COCAINE SQUAD TRAP-TEAM AKA HEAVYWEIGHTS CHAMPIONS AKA FCKSUM.COM

[mizzy-crunk]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
WTF
OSAMA BRRAPPP WAA CIDEEYA..<
ANYWHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

BAK 2 THE BBC STUDIO IN LONDON
WELL SCIENTIST ARE ARUGUING THAT BABYCAKES GOT SACKED BEING A SPOKES WOMEN BECAUSE SHE DIDN'T DO HER JOB WELL SHE DIDNT ADVERTISE HER SEND OUT ENUFFF
DANANANAAAA--{DRAMATIC MUSIC}


MZ CRUNK IS NOW AT THE SCENE OF THE NORTHWEST LONDON STREETS..
AM SORRY THERE IS A SLIGHT DISTERBTION .. 2 MANY SOMALIANZ LOOKIN AT THE CAMERA LIKE REER BAADIYOS
WELL DATZ IT FROM NOW

========MZ CRUNK BBC SOMALI REPORTER==========

P.S-OVER 2 U GHETTO !!!

LOL

[tWiStED_aNgELL]

loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

[BLUE RUSH]

bin ladan is an issaq

the media lie to much ..!!

more shocking news:

BLUE RUSH IS UGLY

(u know the media always hating )

[BLUE RUSH]

bin ladan is an issaq

the media lie to much ..!!

more shocking news:

BLUE RUSH IS UGLY

(u know the media always hating )

[mizzy_ghetto]

ahahahaha jokrrrrrrrrrrrr

CNN BRERAKING NEWS:
some retarded lookin girl wants
to start beef wit GHETTO and she talkin
abt beef wit LONDON finest cept she aint
inthat list lool. in other news
the results are in for 'if da dh1llo culd b a skes person'
we've analyzed and asked ghetto to do
us the honor of checkin if its right
to see if it was a lie
she concludes its a lie
i repeat ITZ A LIE
yes its a shock to the snet world
we kno


WE KNO ARE GUNA INTERVIEW BABCKAES HOYOO

BABYCAKES HOYO "HABEENKA BEEY BAXDAA WAXEEY SOO NOQOTA AYADA OO LUUUGTA KAA LIIT LIITAN"

BABYCAKES ABO "AYADA OO BARFOOOOMKA RAQA BAAAN KAA OREEYA 'AFTERSHAVE KA'

BABYCAKES FRENDZ "UNKNOWN"



WE WILL B BAKK VERY SHORTLY

OVA 2 U KNOOO IN DA BBC STUDIES

[tWiStED_aNgELL]

^^^ well on this occassion da media telin da truth u ugly...

[mizzy-crunk]

BBC breaking news:
We have finally traced duwn babycakes her send out

LadyIce Interview

WHY DID U CHOOSE BABYCAKES AS A SEND OUT?
''Well she admires me and indeed loves 2 big me up we have a very strong relationship which involves allot of advertising ..we are also partners in crime we give maskax 2 mandems 2getha''

Yes It is infact true but wat can u expect from Lil gurlz
"they're almost perfect, emphasize on almost"
said Jane.
back to the news in London
all the talk inthe UK LND
Blue Rush is to get married this comin up winter break
to who he supposed to marry is a mystery
Stay tune in next time's News to see who the bride is
which is 2 be said is.....

this is Jane McKane from the BBC traphouse

p.s
FCKSUM.COM
we conclude that
Bin Laden is infact a Darood
now if u wont claime him
thats up to u just dont complain
to the news caster

[BLUE RUSH]

mizz crunk

iam a woman

SHOCKING NEWS:

blueys feelings are hurt

[mizzy_ghetto]

looooooooooooooooooooool


BALL NEWS 24/7 BAA SOCOOTAA

[mizzy_ghetto]

Blue Rush Is indeed getting married
the breh she's marrieng is WESTLNDTHUG
i repeat WESTLNDTHUG
this has made sunshine so upset
it had lead her 2 commiting suicide
Sunshine is now staying in Ealing hospital
because she tried comiting suicide
Ward 34..Mentail Institution !! Plzz Feel free 2 visit the poor gurl
More Breaking news is that
TWISTED ANGEL !! has had a affair with Lil trigger
This had bin seen by Crunkie while she was driving by Holiday Inn
Ilaahi Cug what they did !!

Now bck 2 crunkie ===>

I repeat diz is not BBC 24 hour so plzz don't keep waiting more news will be updated and also the date of blue rush's wedding !

[tWiStED_aNgELL]

alaa exposure exposure naga daaa

[mizzy_ghetto]

BBC SHOCKING NEWS

***LIFE 4RM EDGWARE***

THE OTHER BBC REPORTER WAA MISSING SO IMA TAKE IT OVER
NIGHT SHIFT
TWISTEd ANGEL DO NOT TAKE THIS PERSONAL
I GET PAID FOR DIS WHILE OTHERS GET LAID SUCH AS **BABYCAKES** COUGH COUGH

THNK GOD I AINT CLOSE 2 HER
WELLL OVA BACK 2 ME IN DA NORTHWEST LONDON BBC SOMALI RADIO AKA MA BEDROOM
SHEEEKODII WAXEEEY KUU DAMATEEY BLUE RUSH ...RUSH WA DO U HAVE 2 SAY ABOUT YOUR LOVER?..." 0H G0D HEHEHEHE SHE HAS ALSO DISAPERED BCUZ SHE'S KINDA SHY" HER ANSWER ON DIZ WAS {LUV U WESTLNGTHUG LOL JECEL WEEYE BA}

GABDAHEE REEER LONDON NAXDIIIN BAA KUU DACDEEEEY..MR TRIGGER HAS LEFT MIZZ ANGEL AKA MIZ TIIMO JAREER LEGZ FOR..JUST PASSION...MIZZ IMA SPIT SUM POET FOR U AS SOON AS U DUMP ANGEL IS WHAT SHE TOLD HIM!!

DA FORENSICS TEAM ARE HERE 2 TAKE SOME FINGER PRINTS OF BLUE RUSH FINGERS {BECAUSE AFTER FURTHER INVESTIGATION WE HAV FOUND OUT SUNSHINE DID NOT I REPEAT DID NOT TRY N COMIT SUICIDE SUM1 ELSE ATEMDED SECOND DEGREE MURDER} LOL
WAR BAL WAA KHAAS

AM HERE LIVE AT DA SCENE
..SUNSHINE STILL IN A BAD CONDUTION SHUBAN BAA KU DACEY
WELL WE WILL CUM BACK LAYTA ON
OVA 2 U MR CNN

==FLOSSIN SHAWTT BBC SOMALI RADIO REPORTER========
BCK 2 DA MISSING TRAPSTAR

[tWiStED_aNgELL]

diss is entertainment diss whole site aint serious...alaaa u callin gme jareer....alaa balo ceeb qaloocan

<<<<sneezing

[mizzy-crunk]

BBC
Breaking news:
Crunkie Is Bck
Night shift kaaga was it was my turn
looooooooooooooooooooool
very very amusing GHETTO
thaNk you very much for the news...now its time for BBC SOMALI RADIOO
GABDAHEE OO NORTHWEST LONDON KUU NOOOL WEEY WASHEEEN MASKAXDA BAA WAX KAA GALEY ..DA BOLIIICE IS SUSPECTING A NIIN YAR OO MAREEKAAN JOOGA LAA DEHO T.I..DIZ IZ WHA DA SUSPECT HAD TO SAY "EY SHAWTY FUKSUM.COM YA DIGGGGGGGGG WHAT CHA KNOW ABOUT THAT"
NINKAN WAA JAREEER WITH 7WIFES AND A MONKEY FACE
DA PARENTS WAXEE ISS WEYDEEYEEN MAXEEY KA JECLAADEEN NIINKAN OO 26JIro

BREAKING NEWS:
sunshine has recoverd 4rm her trauma
her statement was
a krazy heffa wif a long bidaar n a infected fanny has done diz 2 me
while singin SHOULDER LEAN
our first suspect waa LADY TRIGGER
the ATL obsessed that is up 2 anyting
DA PERSON OOO LADY TRIGGER SOO DIREY
IS THE SCOTTDALE SQUAD

waa waree, meel kasto aan fiiriyo waa ba soo istaagantahay TWISTED ANGEL
dis shyt fukcin' creepy walle
lakkin waaba kaa jilay iska joog
LAKKIN ON DA REAL
SNET U ARE ALL
CORDINALLY INVITED 2 A QAXOOTIE BASH
ITS A BYB BRING YOUR OWN BAKEERI
kinda shingdig you hear
haa dheh; fukc dat if you wanna do it big bimbin' BYT; Bring your own tarmuus! Yesh Yesh Yall we do it like dat......
You wanna get some i'd bring my jooradi iyo busto too if i was you.......haa dheh....shake sum candho "walk it out"; haa dheh......

Addereska waa Labaatan iyo Lixdan afartan avenuu abartmenti 4
makuugu soo celiyaa....
balaayda is next to where Farxaan Fanaan got caught by his wife doin' da dirty in his xaaji khamsiin........haa dheh!

On the real tho; ISKEENA !!!!!

haye waa intaas xaaaji FLOSSIN SHAWTY
over 2 u TRAPSTAR IS DONE !!