Have you ever had a BLACK LADY HIT ON YOU?

[Homer Simpso]

on this week, I strangely got hit by five black ladies.. the last one this morning at starbucks!!!... I have never got hit by a black lady and I lived in America for quit long time... what is it Im doing to attract these ladies?.... I really dont know how to deal with this!!

have you ever got hit by a nonsomali before and did that come?.. how did u deal with it?..

[Cheroke]

Yea back in high school, It's been awhile now, I don't recall to remember how I handled the situation, But left her a broken heart. Good luck,bro you'll need it, black chicks are far more complicating to deal with then our xalimos.

[LionHeart-112]

At least 2 times a day......Then again when u are as hot as me, you get hit by black women, white women, and even black men sometimes.

[Homer Simpso]

Lionheart I didnt know you were bisexual.. everday we discover some new stuff of you....

Cheroke.. why did you say, AfricanAmerican chicks are more complicated than Halimo's!!!!...

[LionHeart-112]

Homer.....dumbfu.ck, i SAID I GET HIT ON....Did i say i accept all of their invitations?

Get that fuccing crayon out of your head, di.ckweed.

[Unclebin]

HOMER

DID YOU EVER THINK IT WAS BECAUSE OF YOUR STRONG BANTU LOOKS?

[Homer Simpso]

well good luck with the guys and the gurls.. my friend!!.. I wont want to stand on your shoes for a dime... dame, how do you deal with a guy when ur guy!!...

[lookz]

im a lady.............

out the most sicking thing that ever happend to me was i went swimming and this black lady try to move to me... first i thought she was just being nice beacuse she was Complementing me on how beautiful she thinks I am.. and I was like oh thanx..
Then she wouldn’t stop flowing me around the swimming pool.. I thought it was a bet strange, I didn’t think anything of it, till I was at the showers and she stood next to me telling me how she things I got a beautiful figure, I just looked at her and thought what the fock is wrong with this women, I didn’t want to be rude so I just said thanx… when I was just about to leav the gym she came up to me and asked me for my number I was like WHAT!! What the hell do u want with my number, she was like ur a very beautiful girl, I have never in all my years seen a girl so beautiful I was like t………..

at that moment I felt like being sick this lady was about 40 years of age… I just looked at her and said sorry I don’t do women,, and walked off as fast as I could

[sweet neima]

[Homer Simpso]

Uncle Bin.. yeah perhaps its my bantu distinction!!.. but you yourself have a bantu distinction as well.. we all do... I think why the lady hit me was my looks in terms of strongness, broad shoulders, nice facial lines, light smooth skin, lips from here to yaya, nice coloured eyes, a chest the size of north Dakota!!!

[LaDy-Qac]

I feel sorry for y'all
Their is this fufu girl that has been checking me out for the past 2 days at college. I think it' s time me does something about that sket

[Dhaga Bacayl]

[quote="Homer Simpso"]on this week, I strangely got hit by five black ladies.. the last one this morning at starbucks!!!... I have never got hit by a black lady and I lived in America for quit long time... what is it Im doing to attract these ladies?.... I really dont know how to deal with this!!

have you ever got hit by a nonsomali before and did that come?.. how did u deal with it?..[/quote]

The question is, how ugly was she??

[Kamal35]

I love black girls. I had a Kenyan (kikuyo) girlfriend, then a Guinean girl-friend. They're really cute, hot and so beautiful.

[Babygal]

Yeah, I have been hit on by an ugly caribean lesbian once and i beat the shit out of her...

[Under Taker.]

its funny how somalis dont think that they are black

but hey, homer its a complement bro. all women do that, dont get too freaked out. i mean how have you been dealing with it? running away