July 12 - Mogadishu, Somalia.
Thierry Henry, French Associated Press
The Islamic courts last week detained 13 youth suspected of secretly forming an organization for the purposes of drinking Coca Cola. The Courts conducted preliminary urine analysis and have determined that there is a high probability these youth are innocent of the allegations.
"We have determined that although these youth have not recently consumed any Coca Cola, they are still eligible for punishment" said Shiek Yassir "Technical" Cilmelowe of the Islamic Courts. "We can safely say that although they were not apprehended drinking Coca Cola, chances are that in the past 15 years they have drunk Coca Cola produced by the Coca Cola - Mogadishu Bottling Plant. Although Coca Cola was not outlawed at that time, all punishments will be handed down retroactively. The sentence will be that their liver & kidneys will be harvested and immediately made availabe to 'pious servants of Allah' currently awaiting liver & kidney transplants."
anyway, if these allegations are true then the islamic courts wont go anywhere
