Queen Elizabeth: Have You No Shame?

[avowedly-agnostic]

May I just say that this attention craving newbie is an absolute disgrace and an affront to the queen of England. This imposter seeks to bring the monarchy into disrepute. With her pompous words and pretentious language, she makes a mockery of her Majesty the queen. Oh the swine!

To rephrase William Shakespeare, have you no shame left madam?
Is there no depths you won't sink to?

I'll have you know people are still sent to the dungeons in the part of England where I reside for committing such atrocious crimes.

Shame on you I say.

[Queen Elizabeth]

Oh do shut up. I have absolutely no interest what so ever in talking to a mere farmer from a third world country.

[avowedly-agnostic]

lol @ mere farmer

A farmer from a third world country I may well be, but never have I insulted the good Majesty's name in the outrageous manner you have. It's an outrage and a crime against humanity.

Now I know that you may think that I'm the only one offended, but I'll have you know I've received a deluge of pms from the loyal subjects of Somalinet expressing their outrage and indignation:

Zulaika: "Oh the swine! She has the audacity to mock our dear majesty? Stupid broad!"

Galol: "Off with her head!"

Basra: "Here here, off with her ugly head I say"

Sir Lug: "Avowedly can you believe this woman? An absolute disgrace, by the way will you shag me?"

Freakishly Free: "She ought to be strung high from the highest lampost, I love you Avowedly- you're my knight in shining armour."

[Queen Elizabeth]

My dear it is my great displeasure to poke you with a sharp needle and burst your bubble but alas i have no choice.



*pop*



Bring me my tea at once.

[Basra-]

I told ya guys! Avowedly dragnostic = to Queen.


Which i aslo ..suspect.... = Zulaika

Which will be shocking to know what i know about Zulaika!

[Queen Elizabeth]

Basra, throwing absurd accusations will indeed be your downfall.

[Basra-]

my downfall?? From what?? The hierarchy of the Royal line?? My God! !!! U do believe u are Queen Elizabeth do u??

[Queen Elizabeth]

Why, yes.

[biko]

The Pope and Queen Elizabeth were standing on a balcony beaming at thousands of people in the forecourt below. The Queen says to the Pope out of the corner of her mouth, "I bet you a tenner that I can make every English person in the crowd go wild with just a wave of my hand." The Pope says, "No way. You can't do that."
The Queen says, "Watch this."
So the Queen waves her hand and every English person in the crowd goes crazy, waving their little plastic Union Jacks on sticks and cheering, basically going ballistic.
So the Pope is standing there thinking, "Uh oh, what am I going to do? I never thought she'd be able to do it."
So he thinks to himself for a minute and then he turns to her and says,
"I bet you I can make every Irish person in the crowd go wild, not just now, but for the rest of the week, with just one nod of my head."
The Queen goes, "No way, it can't be done."
So the Pope headbutts her.

[fagash_killer]

[quote="Queen Elizabeth"]Oh do shut up. I have absolutely no interest what so ever in talking to a mere farmer from a third world country.[/quote]

woow, av how can you disrepect ure qeeun dont you know she rules the world