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Postby Alluring » Mon Jul 24, 2006 5:22 pm

[quote="Thug_poet"]Alluring remember your cousin Ayaan hirsi ali who has the lowest IQ of the somali population she is considert a love a traitor a gaal

Remember waris iman that all hail from you clan if your anchestors knew about them they would turned in their grave

Laughing Laughing[/quote]

You can't even write. What a loser, are you too busy watch tv and being on chat rooms to read some books? Laughing

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Postby Thug_poet » Mon Jul 24, 2006 5:28 pm

Alluring dont try to change the subject all the famous faithless hoes inhail from your clan Laughing Laughing Laughing

Your kind deserves to get hunt and hang by their kinterless puss*y
at Downing street in LONDEN


YOUR SITTING AT HOME ON MON. NIGHT I FEEL SORRY FOR UR DARK ASS. BUT WHO IS CRAZY ENOUGH TO DATE U, I MEAN U LOOK LIKE THE

MIDNIGHT. SORRY I COULDN'T WRITE U SOONER I HAVE LIFE U KNOW. BUT HOPEFULLY SOMEBODY WHO IS 20 YRS MIGHT ASK U OUT...U NEVER KNOW KEEP THE HOPES ALIVE.


B!tches like you do not make any sense, your a confused, chickenhead, f**cked up love.

Me and your dad(faraax rude) we use to eat chat together until he decided to rape his daughter (you), that's when I stop hanging around him that sick bastard Laughing Laughing

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Postby Alluring » Mon Jul 24, 2006 5:32 pm

[quote="Thug_poet"]Alluring dont try to change the subject all the famous faithless hoes inhail from your clan Laughing Laughing Laughing

Your kind deserves to get hunt and hang by their kinterless puss*y
at Downing street in LONDEN


YOUR SITTING AT HOME ON MON. NIGHT I FEEL SORRY FOR UR DARK ASS. BUT WHO IS CRAZY ENOUGH TO DATE U, I MEAN U LOOK LIKE THE

MIDNIGHT. SORRY I COULDN'T WRITE U SOONER I HAVE LIFE U KNOW. BUT HOPEFULLY SOMEBODY WHO IS 20 YRS MIGHT ASK U OUT...U NEVER KNOW KEEP THE HOPES ALIVE.


B!tches like you do not make any sense, your a confused, chickenhead, f**cked up love.

Me and your dad(faraax rude) we use to eat chat together until he decided to rape his daughter (you), that's when I stop hanging around him that sick bastard Laughing Laughing[/quote]


I knew you were stupid, but what look at what wrote. Look at it over it is pure disgust. Talking about rape ( a serious subject) and FGM. Why wouldn't I be home on a MONDAY, its a monday where people go to school or work ( it isn't a weekend). Complete utter moron. All you do is swear, using God forbidden words. If you think you are so intelligent come back with intelligent statements, unlike statments written by a bewildered two year old, crying because "he" lost his bottle.

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Postby Thug_poet » Mon Jul 24, 2006 5:36 pm

If you insist me to right , a piece relating to you iam pleased to do so putting HOES in there PLACE is my duty what the fock do you know about QABILL what a doqonad Laughing Laughing


Listen up iam pleased to announce that the regstration for the fall semster
In the world renown ho*e university will start on Friday march 23/2006. Due to the
Increase of Somali ho*es and the limited seats available in our school we suggest to start
Registering as soon as possible.

We are welcoming back our old students as well as:
1- Inspiring ho*es
2- Ho*es in progress
3- Simple hoes
4- Ho*es power to the second
5- Ho*es with a life time experience
6- Retired ho*es (Alluring)

We are also please to inform every one that we have special need accommodation such as( tutoring, financial aid, federal grant, and day care) for those who may qualify such as:
1-senior ho*es (Alluring
2- retarded ho*es (Alluring
3-ho*es with fixed income (welfare) (Boringham love
4- ho*es with limited English capability (flight 13 ho*es) 99sex
5- ho*es with disabilities
7- continuing education through correspondence for incarcerated ho*es
8- day care for ho*es with bastard kids.

This fall we are introducing new curriculum and few new teachers and her are the list
For the courses and their teachers:

1- (the kinter, either you have it or you donÂ’t) by T P
2- (my grand daughter is turning tricks around the corner) by lowAlluring Â’s grand mother.
3- (the life and times of a Somali •••) by Alluring
4- ( African ho*es and their contribution to the decline of the western civilization) by dr.ghardeere.
5- (the myth behind the manogolian ****) by Alluring
6- (the secret of finding a Somali **** after you have finished your sexual expeditions) by mizz crunk
7- (my next door Nigerian neghbor makes me wet) by B.ham gash
8- (99 ways to cope up with loosing your ugly ass virginity ) by LaYdEe_LuXiOuX
9- ( jamican or west African? Who should I go for and the consequences) by LaYdEe_LuXiOuX
10- (damn. I cant even hold my own sh*t) by j.b by highclass aka lowclas
11- (69 way to have sex with out losing virginity) Alluring
12- ( the disease called post kacsi syndrome) by mizz crunk
13- (the down side of having sex during the period) by b.ham gash.
14- (I crave the naked sight of a adon) by Alluring
15- (my pubic hair is grown vegetables ) by Lady qac




So ladies please help us help you to become a solid citizen of a Ho*e and eventually
Becoming a productive member or our great Somali societyÂ….
The motto is together we can wipe literacy out of our ho*esÂ…
Once again thank you for choosing us to serve you..

By the way: if you maintain A+ average through out the semester you may qualify
For our 2 weeks placement at site program , where you may be sent to Amsterdam and work on booth #23228 on the infamous red light district, where you will get a first hand experience on the day to day operation of every day ho*e and also will have the chance to add prestige to your resume while vacationing in another country..

Dr. Thug poet
The president of the infamous ho*e university Laughing Laughing Laughing

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Postby Alluring » Mon Jul 24, 2006 5:39 pm

BISMALLAH, Shocked

You wrote all that, you seriously need help. Where you molested as a little kid? I don't even know what to say. But you should be ashamed of yourself. Shows not only that you are stupid, but crazy. By the way, you are mistakingly informed, not all Somali women have experienced FGM. Since you are an Isaaq I bet you anything you are not even Circumcised and if you are, they used a branch to do it. Laughing Laughing

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Postby Thug_poet » Mon Jul 24, 2006 5:49 pm

Alluring dont act like a religous person cause your a munfaqad if you are treu muslim you would refrain yourself from qabills wars and false accustions towards fellow muslims Hence calling A respect Somali muslim lady a gaal while she is A respect Muslim Lady (Edna adan ismail)


I am sooo out of your league love you best not even comment when iam around... i'll cut you down so fast... you will see your body still standing while your head is spinning on the floor... love if there ever was one... get a bloody life...
Laughing

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Postby Alluring » Mon Jul 24, 2006 6:24 pm

[quote="Thug_poet"]Alluring dont act like a religous person cause your a munfaqad if you are treu muslim you would refrain yourself from qabills wars and false accustions towards fellow muslims Hence calling A respect Somali muslim lady a gaal while she is A respect Muslim Lady (Edna adan ismail)


I am sooo out of your league love you best not even comment when iam around... i'll cut you down so fast... you will see your body still standing while your head is spinning on the floor... love if there ever was one... get a bloody life...
Laughing[/quote]

Hypocrisy is its true sustain. You said I shouldn't insult or say about tribes, but yet you are talking sh*t about other tribes? What type of hypocrite are you? And if you were a Muslim you wouldn't dare say that you'd want my head to be cut. What type of balant BS is that? I am done with you, I can cleary see that you have a mental disability. Thug poet, Jareer behaving, ghetto living, welfare taking OLD 40 year old.
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Postby LaDy-Qac » Mon Jul 24, 2006 9:57 pm

Alluring, don' t waste your time. There is no point in arguing with someone who is brain dead Smile

Thug_poet Laughing ...i like that name but what happened to your other nicks "hey-loser" and " S_Lander-Boy"

Stop copying and pasting ninxoon' s work. Ceeb caleek at least give credit to the man Rolling Eyes

Laughing

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Postby Alluring » Mon Jul 24, 2006 10:07 pm

[quote="LaDy-Qac"]Alluring, don' t waste your time. There is no point in arguing with someone who is brain dead Smile

Thug_poet Laughing ...i like that name but what happened to your other nicks "hey-loser" and " S_Lander-Boy"

Stop copying and pasting ninxoon' s work. Ceeb caleek at least give credit to the man Rolling Eyes

Laughing[/quote]

You know why people are so confused that Somalis are Adoons, people think we are the same. Because of this isaaq's and Habar Gidir, they look just like people from west Africa.

If they saw more Darood seriously, there wouldn't be a question.

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Postby LaDy-Qac » Mon Jul 24, 2006 10:11 pm

Shocked

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Postby LionHeart-112 » Mon Jul 24, 2006 11:19 pm

[quote="surria"]my faith isn't in question here, it's yours for you are the one who took upon the role of the spokesperson for Islam in this forum. You have turned out to be the bigest hypocrit in this forum.Smile[/quote]




So i defend Islam when the atheists are bashing it as every muslim should but when did i declare myself as the spokesperson for anything? The fact is that you are so pathetic that you are willing to go that low to divert attention from yourself. When i asked you to show proof of Edna's christianity, you replied by saying "ask your mom". Laughing Laughing Baby, that aint proof and my mom knows Enda is a Muslimah. Still waiting for your proof.

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Postby Xplosive » Mon Jul 24, 2006 11:21 pm

Famous iidoor christians:

The entire Mariano family Laughing

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Postby LionHeart-112 » Mon Jul 24, 2006 11:28 pm

Xplosive-Yet, no1 outside Somaliland has heard of them. Unlike Ayan Hirsi, no1 even knows of their existence just like the entire Dhuusa dheer family is unknown.

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Postby Unclebin » Mon Jul 24, 2006 11:38 pm

MICHAEL MARIANO is te most famous habr jeclo ever Laughing What you talkin bout?

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Postby LionHeart-112 » Mon Jul 24, 2006 11:44 pm

Yet i have never heard of him.


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