A man and
his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were
there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband, "You
can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in the
Holy Land, for $150." The man thought about it and told him
he would just have her shipped home.
The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife
home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here in the holy land and you would spend only $150?"
The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three
days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."
