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What it Takes to become An Aussie Citizen!

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What it Takes to become An Aussie Citizen!

Postby Smokey.... » Tue Oct 24, 2006 2:36 pm

Application for Grant of Australian Citizenship.

You must answer 75% (28 or more out of 37) of these bloody questions correctly in order to qualify for a bloody Australian Citizenship Mate!


1. How many slabs can you fit in the back of a Falcon Ute while also allowing room for your
cattle dog?


2. When packing an Esky do you put the ice, or the beer, in first?



3. Is the traditional Aussie Christmas dinner:



a) At least two roasted meats with roast vegetables, followed by a pudding you
could use as a cannonball. Also ham. In 40C heat.
b) A seafood buffet followed by a barbie, with rather a lot of booze. And ham. In
40C heat.
c) Both of the above, one at lunchtime and one at dinnertime. Weather continues
fine.




4. How many beers in a slab?


5. You call that a knife, this is a knife.


True or False?


6. Does "yeah-nah" mean


a) "Yes and no"


b) "Maybe"
c) "Yes I understand but No I don't agree"?



7. The phrases "strewth" and "flamin' dingo" can be attributed to which TV character?



a) Toadie from Neighbours
b) Alf from Home & Away
c) Agro from Agro's Cartoon Connection
d) Sgt. Tom Croydon from Blue Heelers?




8. When cooking a barbecue do you turn the sausages



a) Once or twice
b) As often as necessary to cook
c) After each stubby
d) Until charcoal?



9. Name three of the Daddo brothers.



10. Who was the original lead singer of AC/DC?



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11. Which option describes your ideal summer afternoon:



a) Drinking beer at a mate's place
b) Drinking beer at the beach
c) Drinking beer watching the cricket/footy
d) Drinking beer at a mate's place while watching the cricket before going to the
beach?




12. Would you eat pineapple on pizza? Would you eat egg on a pizza?



13. How many cans of beer did David Boon consume on a plane trip from Australia to England?



14. How many stubbies is it from Brissy to the Gold Coast in a Torana travelling at 120km/h?



15. Who are Scott and Charlene?



16. How do you apply your tomato sauce to a pie?



a) Squirt and spread with finger
b) Squirt and spread with finger while holding a Vb on the other hand
c)Sauce injection straight into the middle?




17. If the police raided your home would you:



a) Allow them to rummage through your personal items
b) Phone up the nearest talkback radio shock jock and complain
c) Put a written complaint in to John Howard and hope that he answers it
personally?
d) Do nothing and open a slap of beer and roll a joint




18. Which Australian Prime Minister held the world record for drinking a yardie full of beer the fastest?


19. Have you ever had/do you have a mullet?



20. Thongs are:



a) Skimpy underwear
b) Casual footwear
c) They're called jandals, bro?



21. On which Ashes tour did Warney's hair look the best?


a) 1993

b) 1997

c) 2001

d) 2005



22. What is someone more likely to die of:



a) Red Back Spider
b) Great White Shark
c) Victorian Police Officer
d) King Brown Snake
e) Your missus after a big night
f) Dropbear?




23. How many times must a steak be turned on a conventional four-burner barbie?



24. Can you sing along to Cold Chisel's Khe Sanh?




25. Explain both the "follow-on" and "LBW" rules in cricket and discuss the pros and cons for
the third umpire decisions in the latter....



26. Name at least 5 items that must be taken to a BBQ.



27. Who is current Australian test cricket captain:



a) Ricky Ponting
b) Don Bradman
c) John Howard
d) Smokey

28. Is it best to take a sick day on:



a) When the cricket's on
b) When the cricket's on
c) When the cricketÂ’s on?

29. What animal is on the Bundaberg Rum bottle?



30. What is the difference between a pot and a middy of beer?



31. What are Budgie smugglers?



32. What brand and size of Esky will you be purchasing?



33. Did you cry when Molly died on a Country Practice?



34. A "Hoppoate" is:



a) A breed of kangaroo
b) A kind of Australian "wedgie"
c) A disgraced Rugby League player?

35. What does having a 'chunder' mean?

36. which street does Smokey live in?

a) Bloody aoth Street
b)sheiler Street
C)Fiar Inkum street
d)Down Under Street



36. When you were young did you prefer the Hills Hoist over any swing set?



37. What does the terminology 'True Blue' mean?

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Postby Ashlee~ » Wed Oct 25, 2006 1:35 am

Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

Smokey why are you lying nigga, foxxy told me that all you have to do is molest a kangroo and you will get your password/cetizenship faster then single-mothers take-off their nigis.. Laughing Laughing

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Postby Smokey.... » Wed Oct 25, 2006 4:30 am

Laughing Laughing @ molest a kangaroo

yea right mate, more like the kangaroo will molest ya & leave u with few broken/shattered bones ova here and dere Laughing
advo, sxb i am pretty sure thats not what foxy told you. maybe you asked her abt how to go abt gettin an aussie citizenship and she was tryin to build up ur hopes Very Happy Laughing
But i am tellin u noe, dat u must answer those questions and if u do good, dunno, maybe i will have a word to John Howard personally abt ur application. Laughing Laughing



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Postby mahamed99_sex » Thu Nov 02, 2006 2:06 pm

smokey is this what you had to endure when you became a citizen in the aussie country.very sad guy you are

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Postby DANGIRL » Thu Nov 02, 2006 6:04 pm

No thanks.I am already a citizen.

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Postby Nagin » Thu Nov 02, 2006 9:04 pm

Dangirl who is that qutey...in your avatar... Question Very Happy

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Postby mahamed99_sex » Thu Nov 02, 2006 9:19 pm

lezbos Laughing Laughing Laughing

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Postby Nagin » Thu Nov 02, 2006 9:27 pm

How is that a lezbo ..its a men.......the picture..... Rolling Eyes ^^^ dont strat with me ..again...... Razz

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Postby DANGIRL » Thu Nov 02, 2006 9:58 pm

Nagin...This cutie is none other than my future hubby his name is Crisitiano Ronaldo.If you watch soccer or anything in that nature you would know who he is. He soooooooooooooo dreamy!! Wink

Mahamed..Fock off will ya.Shouldnt you be at the local donut shop chatting about politic? Rolling Eyes

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Postby Nagin » Thu Nov 02, 2006 10:05 pm

niceee...I should watch more soccer for now on Laughing .... Wink

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Postby DANGIRL » Thu Nov 02, 2006 10:13 pm

Laughing Laughing

Nagin i encourage you to watch more soccer sister,i promise you you wouldnt be disappointed one bit. Wink

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Postby mahamed99_sex » Thu Nov 02, 2006 10:39 pm

like i said,lezbos

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Postby Nagin » Thu Nov 02, 2006 10:52 pm

nayaaa amuuse...^^^^lezbo kullah wad da fock get a laugh....opps may bad you dont have one..... Arrow Arrow Crying or Very sad

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Postby mahamed99_sex » Thu Nov 02, 2006 11:04 pm

Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

nayaa.dont talk to your elders like that.have some respect.otherwise i will spank you. Razz


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