I wish I had NSA interview me. I only got 2 Feds & a Customs_Border Agent that watches too much 24.
The NSA doesn't do field work. They decrypt, intercept, etc.
Customs Agent: "Is there anyting you would like to tell us?"
Gedo_Boy: No, not really

" (2 Feds quietly smirking)
Customs_Agent: "Your fingerprints don't match your ID 100%."
Gedo_Boy: That's because the machine takes a digital approximation.
Customs_Agent: Do you have a Kunya?
Gedo_Boy: (laughing uncontollably)...No.....(2 Feds smiling).
...........To be continued.