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the nerve of this guy

Postby BLUE RUSH » Sat Jan 27, 2007 10:39 am

http://www.exile.ru/2006-December-01/war_nerd.html

the double chinned bastard Evil or Very Mad

''The Horn of Africa, my favorite free-fire zone, has some good news and some bad. The bad news is, Somalia has gone peaceful. The good news is, not for long.''

Evil or Very Mad

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Postby Cawar » Sat Jan 27, 2007 10:47 am

This guy is really funny..he reminds me of Galol sometimes.. Laughing Laughing Laughing


"The Somali version of Islamic rule isn't so down on girls getting out and around. Hell, nobody could come close to the way Pushtun feel about females anyway; there's a Pushtun saying, "Women belong in the home or in the grave," and another, a real doozy: "Even your own mother and sister are disgusting." Interesting people.

The Somalis are nowhere near that interesting about girls, maybe because Somali women are pretty hot, a lot better looking than those beardy Pushtun females. If you ask me, those women from the Horn of Africa are among the best looking around. One good thing about famine -- keeps the girls model-thin."

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Postby musika man » Sat Jan 27, 2007 10:48 am

^^^^

what nerve?
"'The Horn of Africa, my favorite free-fire zone, has some good news and some bad. The bad news is, Somalia has gone peaceful. The good news is, not for long.''

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he is very funny and a realist, only if you could understand general knowledge about humour as an art form. i got many real bad somali jokes. do you wanna hear? Laughing

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Postby BLUE RUSH » Sat Jan 27, 2007 10:49 am

[quote="Cawar"]
The Somalis are nowhere near that interesting about girls, maybe because Somali women are pretty hot, a lot better looking than those beardy Pushtun females. If you ask me, those women from the Horn of Africa are among the best looking around. One good thing about famine -- keeps the girls model-thin."

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that pissed me off Confused how dare he Mad

your both morons Rolling Eyes

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Postby Cawar » Sat Jan 27, 2007 10:55 am

Blue

The guy is funny and he is telling his stories through humour..which you lack as it seems..

Famine is a reality in Somalia no one can deny that, and Somali women are hot in his oppinion and mine too.. Very Happy

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Postby Cawar » Sat Jan 27, 2007 10:58 am

So when the figurehead of the Union of Islamic Courts, a "moderate" named Ahmed, held a press conference at Mogadishu U., a girl asked him, "Are you the Taleban?"

Well, you can tell these Islamists have some kind of greasy Karl Rove working for them because the Sheikh put on a big smile and said all shiny, "Actually, I am happy a woman is asking this question - at a university campus."

Great answer. Didn't say no, just said he's glad to get this scene on video, because it's such perfect PR: "Look how free our women are! How wonderfully insolent this female has been, and here am I, a sheikh, not having her dipped in boiling oil! Is it not marvelous?"

Of course he probably mumbled some private instructions to some one-eyed Jihadi with a bowie knife once the cameras looked away, and that woman is probably fertilizing the deserts now, but it's the look that counts. These guys aren't going to blow up Buddhas like the real Taleban. They're what you call media-savvy.

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Postby musika man » Sat Jan 27, 2007 11:00 am

blue rush thanks for the link, seven of us are laughing. Laughing

"The Somali version of Islamic rule isn't so down on girls getting out and around. Hell, nobody could come close to the way Pushtun feel about females anyway; there's a Pushtun saying, "Women belong in the home or in the grave," and another, a real doozy: "Even your own mother and sister are disgusting." Interesting people.

The Somalis are nowhere near that interesting about girls, maybe because Somali women are pretty hot, a lot better looking than those beardy Pushtun females. If you ask me, those women from the Horn of Africa are among the best looking around. One good thing about famine -- keeps the girls model-thin."

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hot not by design but by environment. Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

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Postby highclass » Sat Jan 27, 2007 11:05 am

Musika man


So you dont want to have a peaceful Somalia

kulahaa he is being realistic....

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Postby BLUE RUSH » Sat Jan 27, 2007 11:06 am

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seven of u Confused how are they Confused

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Postby musika man » Sat Jan 27, 2007 11:45 am

[quote="highclass"]Musika man


So you dont want to have a peaceful Somalia

kulahaa he is being realistic....[/quote]

high class, if peace hits you in the front, left or right you wouldn't notice. stay in europe and keep cyber fighting with your enemies the isaks. before you fight the isaks, make sure all your harti people have beards fighting for the sake of the harti tribal religion, the new tigres. Laughing you make the idea of peace and somalia a joke.

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Postby BLUE RUSH » Sat Jan 27, 2007 12:04 pm

munafiq man i pitty u Sad

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Postby mahamed99_sex » Sat Jan 27, 2007 12:22 pm

he is just being funny and making humor out the situation... Laughing Laughing

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Postby intellex » Sat Jan 27, 2007 12:29 pm

blue

you know you can send him email

i did

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Postby Kamal35 » Sat Jan 27, 2007 12:35 pm

I love the part of the Sharia on excess of speed in the cars... or the illegal turn left...

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Postby Intruder » Sat Jan 27, 2007 12:43 pm

I thought it was an excellent satire, aside from the tasteless “famine/model thin” comment.


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