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Naag

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Hi

I would like that everyone in the forums to intoduce themselves. Please Answer the following questions.

Nickname:
Age:
Location:
Hobby:


My Info

Nickname: Naag
Age:22
Location: Toronto, Canada
Hobby: surfing the net, roller blading,skiing and reading

Please if you don't want to answer, keep your recyled put-downs to yourself.


Thanks in advance.


Naag

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nina

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naag

it's nice to know that u have the courage to introduce urself online, but i personality would never in my right mind go to that extent. so i'll answer few of ur question that u ready might know.

nickname: nina
location: earth
age: nah
hobbies: net surfing, men, and more men. hahaha

enjoy

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Sagal

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Hey what is the big deal, what could possibly happen to you if u give little info of yourself:

Nickname: Sage
Location: England
age: 23
hobbies: watching movies, driving,reading, listen to R&B, swing, hip hop, and little of somali songs,playing basketball, watching soccer etc etc etc.

PS. Looking for male friends (just thought might add that for an affect) age 24-35.

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Ahmad

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Asalama Alaykum ALL!

Sagal,

LOL!HAHAAH! I don't get why people lack to be who they're. This forums is the worst "annonymous callers" I have ever been to! In my site, I have a WHOLE page where it's just "...All about me"---everything one would(care) to want to know about me. I think people should BE KNOWN for who they're, etc. NOTHING is gonna happen to you that weren't meant to happen to you, period.


Naag,

Here is what you wanted to know:

NICKNAME: "Juba"(used to like 'doobigii aan culay'...so it became sorta like a theme from me to my friends! LOL)

AGE: 21

LOCATION: Minneapolis/Seattle, USA!

HOBBIES: reading, writing, watching movies, horse riding, biking, swimming, ONE of the major thing that I do and enjoy is learning my religion and my history...so, to me, this is a hobby too! :-)


Keep the peace!


Blessed BE!

Peace, Ahmad! *>.<*

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G***

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Iga raali ahaada, inaan meeshan wax ku qoro marabin, laakiin arintaan ayaa igu qasabtay. Hadaba su'aasheeydu waa :- Soomaalida miyeeysan dhaafin 21-25.

Bal eega qolka (penpalls-ka) kuli waxay wada jiraan 22-25 sano.

mahadsanidiin

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G***

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Iga raali ahaada, inaan meeshan wax ku qoro marabin, laakiin arintaan ayaa igu qasabtay. Hadaba su'aasheeydu waa :- Soomaalida miyeeysan dhaafin 21-25 sano.

Meeshaan galaba waxay jiraan 22-25.
Makorayaashaad tihiin maxaan dhahaa....

mahadsanidiin

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Ahmad

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Asalama Alaykum All!

G***,

...this is because it's mostly young generation who use the net! AND, it's not just us...it's the whole world, too! :-)


keep the peace,


Blessed BE!

Peace, Ahmad!*>.<*

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Anon

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G***, dheeg jalac ha uu siin. Ciid kasta waa is yareeneesaa maanta. Awal gabdhaha keli baaba is yareen jiray haada waxaa ku soo darsoomey raagii.

Ahmad, pleeeeeeeeze, most Somalis lie about their age. i have yet to meet someone who is honest about it.

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Ahmad

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Asalama Alaykum ALL!

Anon,


What is the point? Isn't the Older, better??? The more older, the more wiser...the more you know what you're doing and who you're...the more older---the more educated(by natural education of being a human)...etc etc etc!

Is it just me who feel the vast majority of Somalis Internet-Users are young generation? Maybe I'm wrong, however, the most of my friends/relatives that I know who use internet are young generation...others simply feel there are "other better things to do" with their time. I guess they just don't know what they're missing! :-)


Blessed BE!

Peace, Ahmad! *>.<*

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intisaar

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nickname: Intisaar
age;25
love hip hop music, long driving,and going to club

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Miss.Unknown

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I would like to introduce myself.
Nick name: Qalanjo, Quruxlay, Indho deeq,Indho u roon, indho u raaxeeso, cutie, miss thang, lovely,silly b, shasty,and above all untouchable.

Age:18,19,.....25 etc..but 4real 21

Location:Between Canada/USA sharci purposes

Hobby:Sky diving eg.jumping from my house roof, surfing the bath tub, horse back ridding(u know what i mean) going to Somali jams to laugh out loud.

if any of u can handle this please drop your inputs at 2hot2handle@hotmail.com

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Anonymous

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LOL.LOL>LOL Miss.Unknown: Most honest and up-front post so far....

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Who Am I????

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Hahahaha....
Ahmed: Juba was/still is my favorite singer (love that song!!!).
muhahaha.....
Miss_unknown:
Now you are known.... You can run from one alias to another, but you can't hide!!!!!! lol. Be careful, someone might snatch ya at the border...hehehe.

As for the introduction.....well, what the heck, here it goes...
Nicks: Chameleon, Jz, LuvBuzzter, Mr_JZ, phenum, Somali fun,Wiz (new kid on da block, or hood, i.e. the forums)..... hehe huha...
Age: 1, 2, 3.......... upto where?? you do the math.
Location: Canada
Hobbies: Movies, the 'Net, reading, soccer....

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MissX

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hi,
nice concept naag..i like it..ok here's mine

Nickname:MissX (no relations to X)
Age: b/w 10-100
Location: the 3 planet from the sun
Hobbies: this forums and chatting..

What? did u think i'd give u more info than that?lol

~PEACE~

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shaper

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name : shaper

location :great britain

age:24

profession :Mathematecian
hobbies: parachute, swimming with shark,climbing, travelling

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SmoOThiE

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Forum nick:SmOoThiE

Chat nick'z AshadYChicK DaBombAzzSisTa BarLinY (List go'z on i'll STOP there)

Age:18yrz

Location: London EngLand Baby

Past time: Chillin with friendz Readin' up on...Ethnic issues....Watchin' South park i'm a hard core fun...Listen to beatz r&b....Some hip-hop .....House&G..and Some dope somali songz...O yeah Luv watchin' fine brotha'z playin football itz a London Thing ....

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Abu Xafsa

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Let me intorduece my self.

Nickname: Abu-Xafsa
Age: 27
Location: Al-cayn, UAE
Hobbies: Reading the koran, making meetings to recite [jalaat subac] the quran weekly, attending the muxaadars at the masaajids, having chats with the sheikhs, and serving the two people I most love, my parents.

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BabyGirl

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Nickname:BabyGirl, LaLa
Location: Yukon Territory, Canada
Age: 78
Hobbies: watching tella tubbies and barney...takeing long walks in the snow, i love country music and watching black and white movies
...........peace and love ya all...................

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xooga

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let me tell you who iam
nick name xooga
location alaska us
hobbies american football(steelars
and kissing youn grils lips
age 36
how do you like that kind man

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JZ

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BabyGirl (or should I say Granny)....
Are you sure you are not dead???? I mean, I think it is one of those things that the CALI BEYSTEYN believe in that is there, not you.....lol.
Baw waw, baw waw, huw haw, awwwwwwwww...... back pain!!!!

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Sagal

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hey shaper

U sound like my kinda man!! so what do u say babe?? (leeringly)!!

sorry, couldn't resist that!!

can i add my intro to " that i laso love skydiving, and hoping to get round to that the year 2000 that is we all don't die!!

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MoE

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SmOoTh sister you sure is smooth i what to get to know u better pls post your e-mai so i can mail!! ( whatin to get to know you)

Peace

MoE

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BabyGirl

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lol@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@JZ
i am actually functioning at 100% but don't worry u wll be the first bro that i let know when my health is not good......lol
p.s. As 4 my back well wat can i say i feel like i am 20 year old woman
PEACE

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Ladan

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Ok guys!

Nick: Ladan (Laga rooney)
Age: Well I lost of count.......I can't remember how old!.....But I seem to be active!As for jz No backpains yet! I am hoping soon!
Location: Planet mars...(My partener in crime Mr Cool!(Humans have trouble discoving us still) nanannaanna you can't find us...:)!
Hobbies! (Niman in aan shukulo lee)....Iyo in aan lugaha yar yar ka jajibiyo)......But general hobby is "Abusing men".....I have attended few lectures call...."Shukuloww iyo Fiiq Fiiq)I recommend them!And the lecturer is Mr Cool....I am the tutor....Don't worry we wont abuse student...(My favorite thingy so do with hook up with students and if they refuse me (Because of my special features) I will down grade them.....So gyys don't even try!

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shaper

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hey

Sagal i am planning to do skydiving in Southafrica late December.. join me it will be fun

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Anonymous

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Xooga- Maybe ESL should be one of your hobbies.

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Wagax

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To: Ladan.

Shukuloow aa sheegaysaaye armaa adiga ku shukulnaa, saliid macsarana kaa keenaa. Walaahi baarkii aa kugu baxay in waxaad rabtaa xoogaa lagu qanjaruufto laguna dhaho" Naayaa waa kibirtee lugaha isku duwo ceeb weeye waxaas ".

Hadaad isa sii waa-waashidna ilkaha shanlada ah lagugu dhufto.

Dear Ladan no hard feelings no offensive ! but I would like to " shukul" you well and thorough.

Waa ku sukulaa sikale kuma garatide.

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Ladan

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Wagax

Bro I see we are getting personal here! Well, well, lets start with the fact..."will you be coming to the lectures" of shukuloow iyo fiiq fiiq? I am wondering because that would only be your only chance to shukul me! but I doubted my teacher will let you do that! You will be grown out of the school......"for teacher abuse" its only few days of jail......try it....you gain expereince!

Aniga cidna ima shukukusho! So is tartiibi!

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JZ

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BabyGirl;
Glad to hear that you are sound and safe among the wolfs dear. Yukon Ha???? Well too darn cold isn't it, I hear people eat raw meat to survive! - lol.

Ladan:
Glad to hear no back pain kicking in yet. Sis, I am disapointed in you. I was hoping you could do better than that. SHUKULOW courses ha?? Better yet you are the TA for the infamous Mr_Cool (I wonder why she doesn't call herself Miss_Cool, I think that would look kewl on her!) who teaches the course. Nevertheless, I never expected your drifting towards the Feminist (I mean the hard lines) Movement in this forums..... Are you a member of the WAR_H movement (headed by Deeqa)?? Well, what more can I say? If you decide to drop by my neck of the woods, tell me so I can register - lol. I hope that I dont fail that class.... But I am sure you will be a good tutor! So, let me know.
peace and love.
JZ.

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Ladan

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JZ@LOLLLLL

Bro never be disappointed in me I am full of suprises! You never know what to expect from me which I think its kind of cool...About the shukuloow bro its a course and if you want to servive in this world (which men are the main predators) goddddd I have every reason to do it! Just in order to defend my self! But dear I can assure you I am not in the (Women movement) I quit because too many complaints where made against me (killing too many men) So I decided to teach the theory part of the killing! Which I am enjoying it soo far! About deeqa's WAR thingo...well I haven't decide that yet! But I might for future refencing!lol.....When I become a wife and I need to posion my husband! I can't wait for that day!

Anyway about you joining the course well bro...do you wanna know when you will fail when yo refuse to go out with me! (Because of my special features).........Then I will have to fail you!Don't worry though you will do summer course with me again...and lets keep our fingures cross u might pass.......I am incouraging all the brothers to do it!I am already looking forward to the summer...I can see few shukuloows happening!

Much luv!

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Mr Cool

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JZ
I can't believe you called me infamous! But then again that makes me hmmm.... what is the word... never mind.
Miss Cool...hmmmm that is not freaky at all... it is so quite ... that is not a cry for attention but hey lets talk about Mr Cool. Lecturer of new courses. Course outline is located in here
http://www.mrcool.com.au/shukuloow/fiiq&fiiq/
I am also the lecturer of the new Somali Extension. Well that is enough about my work.. ohhh almost forgot... people people my new Somali Dictionary is out.

Introduce myself...

Nick: Mr Cool, also known as infamous for some reason I guess.... hhhhhh yep the drama of my name again.

Age: 60+
yep I have lots of free time to work on my courses.

Location: Same place as Ladan.

Hobbies: beating up men, beating up men, beating up again and more and more and the drama goes on. Yeah Yeah I am also a busy woman with my work.

JZ
You are rejected from my course but If you are willing to learn and at the same time be the cleaner of somewhere in the university I might think about your application. Well If you can satisfy the requirements send your application to
http://www.mrcool.com.au/enrollment/shukuloow/fiiq&fiiq/. But I am expecting that you have something for my girl Ladan so I think I will see your applications after you read this.

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Wagax

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Introducing my self...

Name : Wagax.
Age : 30-8= 22.
Location : Maqaayada Abaay Faay.
Hobbies : Saqiir suujiyoow and Shukuloowga Ladan.
Spare time : Shukuloow, shukuloow and shukuloow.

That's All

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Sagal

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it is a pleasure Shaper

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Ladan

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wagex

I see you are following momies foot steps .....Good boy! Your primary thingy to do shouls always be shukuloow! It will keep you alive! But hey I liked your "Saqiir Suujiyoow" thing!Well done the more you saqiir suuji the better you will feel!

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JZ

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Ladan:

Well sistah, now I see it all..... A men killer (conficted or just complaints??)..... teaches the theory of her former occupation....... would give a thought about organized chivalries...... can't wait for that special day - poisoning (behold the powers of the widow!! - lol).....
Since Mr_Cool wouldn't let me in her class (and she was wondering why I said she was infamous!). I wonder which will I miss the most; missing the chance of going out with the expert (I guess more experience could be gained here than the course offers!)...hehehe; OR not being able to get a feeling of the course and the whole SHUKULOW field (as I am hoping, this is got to be a specialized department - lol).... But hey, I dunno, may be I am safe where I am, with my conference of Knights (men of course). And no fear of you know what..... haha.

Mr_Cool:

Well dear, what more need I say.... That don't impress me much! lol. Damn! how come you need all that pre-req's for this course??? I dont think if I can pass any of your requirements...Hey, dont worry though sis, I wont dress in some ladies outfit and sneak in.... I will just wait until Ladan gets her PhD and starts teaching....lol.

Both - Ladan & Mr_Cool;
You know what, you both are Martians right?? (The little green ladies with humongous brains). The problem is, we men fled from Venus because of your mischief (no offense intended here just for the laughs), where did we end up....Mars of course, and there you were...... We thought, hey guys, don't despair..... Earth is still available...And scrambled and settled here..... Boy oh boy! And we thought we were save and they wouldn't find us...... THEY ARE HERE!!!!!! - lol.
So ladies, we had no intention of finding you.... you FOUND US!!!....
P.S. Hope no 1 is offended..
love.
JZ (ducking WARMASIDATADA)

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Ladan

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JZ

Dear....Dear....I see you wrote quite an essay today...reflecting on the shukuloow classes! Well bro I always like to teach the things that I enjoy the most in this case (Shukuloow iyo Nin luga yar yar ka jabi) I get automatically get excited! Anyway let me tell you something...we are martains but....we are the good martains! Dear the course isn't that hard I told you if you fail..due to the overlap of enrolement...you will get special consideration and you will do summer course with (ladan) goddd you lucky!Bay the way when you finish the course these are the area that you will work!

1. Sida naaga layskaga celiyo (rifoow iyo saqiir suujis..as wagax said)
2. Sida loo garto kuwa aan dadka cunin (Dag dheer kuwa camal ah)
3. Sida loo garto kuwa nimankooda guryaha ka ceyriyo (those women who require you to have rubbish bags to collect your cloth..everytime that she wants to kick you out......the joint subject is when she collects your cloth how to collect hers.....sadexdeeda sii)

Bro if you can hang around till I get my PHD, then I must say...you have a patience!But I told you about my sepcial features so please don't be suprised later ok!

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JZ

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Ladan
Now you are talking dear. I would definitely take the course....I am also glad to hear you are one of the good martians. Don't worry, I have all the patience in the world... You just focus on getting your hands on that PhD.
Of course, I never doubted those special features!!!...

What is going on with Mr_Cool?? Too busy teaching ha??
Later.

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Ladan

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JZ

Ok..You are enrolled!Just please make sure that you attend all classes...its important that you don't miss any lectures or tutorials on first semester!About the special features I am sure you wont doubted..(you will only run away)hahahahah.....One more thing I am sure you will be one of the good martains too...who will some day teach the theory of killing..men.....women whichever one you perfer.....Just promise you don't practise your skill outside....they are prohibited!

P.s Mr Cool is busy shukuling people this semester!

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Aboto Xawo

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Nice forums!
Just finished reading all.
Here is who I am:
Name: Aboto Xawo
Real Age: as old as time itself (note the name)
Pretend Age: 21 (hey! why should I be any different- brings to mind the commercial: Old ugly woman sits infront of the PC. She is in a chat room. She types: "I am 21, tall and blonde, and model... lingerie!")
Location: As of last month, Kuala Lampur - don't even ask how I got here. long and painful tale.
Real Hobbies: getting dressed up: which involves shopping, shopping and more shopping! Men watching- ones with cute behinds! Can't seem to find any in Kuala Lampur....maybe its time to move on....up north, or down south? That is the question!
Pretend hobbies: skydiving! Windsurfing! Scuba diving!- Have to pretend to be dynamic and interesting! Nevermind that the most adventure any of us get involves the PC and chatrooms!
Hey! Virtual reality: It can be whatever you would like it to be!
Goal in Life: Find a man with a body to die for! and a really cute behind....
****Under 30 need not apply****
and by the way, what do we accomplish with all the Intros? better and more refined hunting?

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Mr Cool

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hmmmmmmmmmmm do brothers like that description exist? Sister then call me if you see one cause all I see is .... you don't want to know but hey this is the first thing that comes to your mind when you see them "there is no god(Istaqfurullah)" so grannyHawo I think you are going to be with us in the single society club for a very long time.

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JZ

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well, well, well, what progress do we have here??? So, Abooto Xaawo, hmmmmm..... shoping and cutie 'Hind watching, eh??? I thought granny's don't worry about that no more! But, The world is changing so fast these days..... Any worries about the millenium thing???

Mr Cool, sister, I thought you were looking forward to the single life.... Guess temptations are always there....Whatever happened to your friend Ladan??? Too busy with studies I guess...
Good luck to you all.
Peace and Love.
JZ

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wagax fun

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wagax
saxib waad iga qoslisay si fiican u shukul abkaa megen eh

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Ladan

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JZ

ooooooow,nooooooooo. Do i have bad news for you! You anfortunatly failed the course, by two little tiny points...So I am suggesting Summer Course, Don't worry it will be fun!lolll.Bay the way don't get excited...It could be what you not expected. Laakiin adilee isku keentay in laga rido..Ani ma ku dhihinoo go out with the tutor..Hadii diidine waa dhecee!

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LOL

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OK CAN WE GET BACK TO THE INTRUDUCTOIN PART,YOU THREE SHOULD EXCHANGE E-MAILS BY NOW(MR.COOL,LADAN&JZ)

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shankaroon

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Allow me to introduce myself to u all

Nick: Shankaroon

Address: 123 Outtamy Way

City: Some city

Location: DUH All over the world can't find the right sharci so i got to have them all....refuge everyday.

Age: New age in every country(don't wanna get cought) but like to be young.

Sex: often
Eyes: Two
Hair: Some(different color every month)
Race: Human

And i would like someone who has my kind of qualities basically going with the flaw n'mean.

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Muridi Haaji Ajuuke

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lol@shankaroon

most of what i have read you were the one that have won the Champ.

Name: Muridi

Age: Damn am old!!

Location: Here in front of my computer

Hobbies: chat,forums,3X (hey), anything that is chalenging, hmmm i forgot the other ones

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Wagax

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To. Wagax Fun

Walaahi xaada aa i istaagtay, waxaadna umalaysaa in biyo qaboow oo giyaaja ah SHAX laigu siiyey. Waad isharaftee allaha ku sharfo, kawaran hada niyadaa iidhistee ! ma waxaaba jira Wagax fun ? HAANH ! ?

Waxaan umaleeynayey in Micahel Jackson oo kaliya loo noqon karo fun, Ayway thanx, and keep the support !.

Waxaa idishay kalmada "abkaa megen eh"

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wagax fun

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to wagax
saxib sharaf ayaad ledahay aad ayaana ugu
heelay sida fiican ee aad ilkaha shanla,da ah
ugu dhifatay iyo sida sharafta le aad u shukuleysid
marka adiga ayaana ka fiican micheal jacksan
shaqo fiican mr wagax

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Ladan

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LOL

I don't think me and mr cool need to exchange email...We practically live with each other..bay the way..mr cool is girl..thats where u have gone wrong!

JZ
You still alive? Any Happy New year!

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JZ

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Ahaha!

LOL: (whoever thinks we need e-mail communication).
I dont think we need to exchange e-mails dear....because we can exchange our ideas right here!

Ladan:
Happy New Year (belated!).
Yes, I survived the Y2K bug, my 'puter didn't....too bad for the old 486 (was a close friend)!
So, still in the shukuloow business?? I can't believe I failed the course! I request for an investigation into the matter... I think somebody did some numbers (WAA LAISHIRQOOL)..(Do I sound schizo??)-lol.
But, I really do think I passed the course....but hey I dont mind taking it with you.....summer time, huh?? hmmmmm.....I suppose you got your doctorate by now.
'ney ways, have good weekend!
peace and love.
JZ

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fg

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Who's from Miniapolis/siattle? Lol@

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Ladan

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JZ..

Well, I am glad that you survived..But I must tell you..You did not survive on your course..U some what falied..Don't ask why..did you by any chance refuse to date the "lecturer or the tutor".....I am wondering which one it was...Cuz most people pass....No one hardly fails....Bro I am soo sorry about your friend..I see age has cough up to him..Poor old man!...Well, tough luck for him!..As long as I am breathin its fine by me!..:(Yeah, I know what you thinking, Gee she's selfish)..At some degree I think I am!...

Well have a great weekend..and peace!

P.s About doing the course again, on this summer I think we will need to make some arrangementS!..lol.....

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JZ

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LOL@@@@

Ladan:

I knew something went terrible wrong, I mean, I couldn't have been better prepared!
So, that how it goes down at the SHUKULOW institute huh?? - lol.
I had no idea, I mean I could work out something with the tutor, but the prof....whoosh!!
But that is beside the point.... I am looking forward to taking the course over (be lenient will ya?? lol) this summer. To say the least, it wont be as boring as the fall session I am sure!
I am sure we can something out.
Anyhow, let me know when you will be accepting registration for the course, so I dont miss the deadline.

peace and love.
P.s. Say hi to Mr_cool for me.

JZ

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LOL

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AND YOU SAY YOU DONT WANT EMAILS
LOL

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JZ

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LOL:
LOL = Laughing Out Loud....so what kind of a name is that? Get a name for yourself and get a life.....How come you are the only one with a problem with our postings?
4 words for you: None of your business!

peace and love.
JZ

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hebel

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and JZ?

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JAMAAL IYO XAASKISA

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TO DHAMAAN
IAM 1YEAR OLD AND ILOVEWAGAX ,MR COOL, LADEN AND HEBEL!

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LOL

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LOL@HEBEL EXACTLY
JZ NO NEED TO GET MAD
AM A HAPPY PERSON

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LOL

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JAMAAL YOU 1 OLD AND HAVE A WIFE?
LOL

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jamel iyo xaaskisa

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lol
haaaaaaaaaa waliba waa mid ku fiican xagga sex she is 1/2 year old

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hebel

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way to go Jamal
Im 45 and I still play with myself.
life huh?
Say hi to your wife for me.
hebel alaha gaarsiiyo dheh odey. i mean odey caruur.

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Ladan

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JZ

Naaaa...I wont fail you this year....ooh, sure you can enrolle now!.....You seem like someone who can handle the "Course"..But my god have mercy on your soul when you refuse things!...That will be your panishment..Just remember to go along with everything they say..Well, almost...But not exactly EVERYTHING!...Ooooh, don't get any nasty ideas on your head....

Jamaal iyo Xaasikiisa

Well, bro I will try to love you 2.....Ooooh god, U are one and you have a wife...Gee, and I thought I was old!.....lol...

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JZ

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LOL:
I aint mad, I was just trying to get you off my back. I thought you were some kinda bug (Y2K??)..lol. But now I see you are not, so lets make amends. PEACE.

Ladan:

Now I am starting to panic (again)....lol.
Did you have to say all that? 'They'?? I thought you were personally taking care of the course.... If there are others, especially, old grumpy you know what, who are involved please tell me ahead of time, so I can get prepared for the worst! lol. hmmmm.... so, I go along with ALMOST EVERYTHING, huh? Naaaaw, why would that put nasty ideas in my head? Everything would be just fine....(like Homer Simpson would say - T'ow)....lol.
later yall.
Peace and love.
JZ

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Mr Cool

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naaa man! is not T'ow but D'OOH! Those kinda errors get to my skin!

yeah yeah where is the 1 year old with the wife? kiddo! hi there! you know is kinda cute... I mean the fact that ppl at that age get married anyhow congrats... and yeah yeah yeah love ya too kiddo!

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SiHaM

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Salaam

Passing through:)

Mr.Cool: "love ya too kiddo" child abuse? I think that you're a bit old for the young buck. He hardly took his first steps!!

Ladan: I was meaning to ask you did I pass the course? I didn't get my grades!

Anybody got gum?

Later!

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Ubax

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hello all!
Nice joint you got here..
Siham girl i was just laughing at the "MEN,MEN,MEN" thing lol i know that was like a century ago but i was crouzin' around and read it now..lol still after Gum?..i thought the sanjabiil got you down...anyhow take care all.

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hebel

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Mrcool how old are u bro?

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LOL

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JZ OK PEACE

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Mr Cool

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hebel!
Come on you monkey I am not a bro! But a sis!
About my age... read my above intro!

SiHaM
hehehhe! sup girl! I have been looking for you! where have you been? hunting huhhh?

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Ladan

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JZ

Ok, how about "I"...Gee, bro you are asking for too much..But hey I will be taking your class don't you worry...Just remember to do your home work...You know what this means, huh...No partying....No Women....lol..stricktly school work!...Don't worry it gets better at the end...uuuuum?..Any ideas on graduation day?

Siham

I have been looking for you like theres no tomorrow..Women you have failed one subject..."Rifowga nimanka"....I am soooo ashamed of you..Thats you have failed that particular subject.....Its what makes us females..worrors!...I hope you know what you have done!..But you had good grades....On "Murxis"....God!

Peace yall!

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JZ

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Mr Cool:

Sorryyyy.....Goosh! I forgot you had a crush on Homer....lol

Ladan:

Ok. You think I am asking for too much...wait until the course begins!!
BTW, FIIQ-FIIQ, IYO SAQIIR SUUJIS - are still part of the course, aren't they...'cuz they aren't u should make arrangements to include them.
Grad plans?? Lets wait and see!

Peace and luv.
JZ

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hebel

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Mrcool how did u know i was eating a banana?

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SiHaM

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Salaam

Hebel: Don't you know that Mr.Cool is a psychic?

Mr.Cool: Hunting? You got to be kidding. No one hunts on January, that's a NO NO!!

Ladan: I wish I knew what "Rifowga nimanka" meant. Ii jilici LoL!

Obax: I am glad that you found it funny:). I think that we should sign you up for one of Ladan's courses. Let's start with "fiq fig", shall we?

Later!!

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Mr Cool

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JZ
Dude! What I have for Homer is more than a crash! That lazy dude got to my heart (lets assume that I have one)! :)

Hebel
Dude! I have been reading your articles, indeed I assumed you had too many bananas!

SiHaM
Hey there woman! Girl the other night you came to the corner and started insulting people I couldn't believe it! Woman! What have they done to you!

About the hunting sorry didn't know that January is the NO NO season. But I tell you this in here down under every day is the NO NO NO NO season!

Talk to you later!

Bye All!

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hebel

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Was it the way I wrote Mr.coolless or was it my contexts...........What gave me away?

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LightBulb

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Hello to all those who are reading this message. I apologize for the fact that I am leaving this message in an area of the forums that is of a different subject matter than my message. But I really need this message to be read by some Somali people.

I am not Somali, but I am learning the Somali language. It is TRULY a beautiful language as I hear it spoken. I live in U.S.A.. There are Somalis around me, and some of them are even my friends.

As I study the Somali language, I am coming across a number of hurdles, some of which I cannot overcome without the help of others. I have some Somali-English dictionaries, but that is not enough. For that reason I am humbly requesting that if there is any person who is willing to help me in my efforts, could you please e-mail me. I would only need to send you one e-mail about every 3 weeks (or even less often than that). My questions would be in the e-mail. The time it would take you to answer the questions in each e-mail would be 10 minutes or less.

I know that I am not supposed to advertise in this forums. But I'm not actually trying to sell anything, and I hope that my message does not fall into an unacceptable category with regard to what is allowed in this forums. If this is the case, then I do apologize. But in all honesty, I am just sincerely trying to learn your language, and I need some help.

In the past, when I have tried to ask some other Somali people for help, I have found more or less the same questions to be asked to me. So, I will state these facts now, since I imagine that some of you may be hesitant to help unless you knew this information:

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The reason I'm learning Somali is for multiple reasons:

(1) I have some Somali friends, and would like to be able to talk with them also in their language
(2) I'm an open-minded person with regard to other cultures, and I try not to be single-minded, and I think it's good to know about others.
(3) I see Somali people where I work, and some of them are even my friends-- and I would like to be able to communicate in their language with them.
(4) I enjoy studying foreign languages in general.
(5) I think it is a very beautiful language.
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About myself:

I'm male, student and working, and I live in U.S.A
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Some of the Somali people that I have asked for help in the past have said, "why don't you ask for help from the Somali people that you see in your city?"

The reason why that is not practical is because of the time issue. I am trying to get more that 1 helper. Why? Because shortly after I started learning the Somali language, some of the questions I had asked other Somali people have lead me to this answer from them; "There are different dialects, depending on whether you are from the North of Somalia, the South of Somalia, etc." Not only that, I have seen that certain words I would ask a person, he / she might know what it means, but another person would not have ever heard of the particular Somali word (and visa-a-versa ). Thus, for that reason, since I'm reading different Somali texts in the Somali language which are written by different authors (some of which may be from the North, or some of which might be from the south), I need to have helpers from different places in Somalia. So my basic idea is to be able to send my e-mail questions to more than 1 person (to a couple of people who are from different places in Somalia). That way, I can be sure to get the answer (that only a person from the North might be aware of, or only an answer that a person from the South might be aware of). That is why it is not practical to ask people in person in my city because it takes too much time running around trying to get different responses from different people with different dialects if the first person I ask does not know the answer perhaps due to the fact that this person is not from a certain region where a certain word is not even used (and this word just happens to be the word that I'm asking for the meaning of).
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"Why don't you just go to one of those Somali web sites and get grammar books and stuff?"

This is also not enough. I have already bought some English-Somali dictionaries, and I have access to Somali grammar books. But there are some questions that you need to ask others. For example, here is one question that you might receive from me: in a Somali text that I was reading, I saw this sentence, <<Hadda waa nin weyn >> . . I already knew the meanings of the individual words, "Hadda" = "Now / just now" <><> "waa nin" = "he's a man / it's a man" <><> "weyn" = "big". But I'm almost sure, based on the context in which this word appeared that the author was NOT talking about a BIG man, like a giant. I was thinking perhaps "weyn" was being used in the sense "adult" or "older / old man". But I was not sure. This was an example where I really needed a Somali person to let me type out this sentence to him /her in an e-mail (as well as the sentence before and after it), and then to have that helper simply explain the following information: "WEYNcan also mean 'such and such' and that in these sentence where the word WEYN is used, it means 'such and such'." -- Because I don't have the experience of hearing the language spoken in context (because I can't understand Somali spoken fluently yet), I sometimes need the help of a person who has heard these words used in various ways, and who is able to give an easy 3 second answer off the top of their head because it's their native language, whereas I can not do that.

Another key point to mention is that I need more than 1 helper because through my studies I have noticed that there are different dialects in the Somali languages. Other Somalis have explained to me why certain words might be used in the North whereas certain words may be used in the South. Even in the reading and asking Somalis certain questions, I have noticed that certain words are not recognized by certain individuals. Often, I get the response, "We donít use that word, Iím from the North, etc.". Then, if I ask a different person who is from that region, he would often times end up knowing the word. So for this reason, I am going to try to get more than one helper in order to get that needed variety of dialects in order to get the answers to my various questions. These questions are stemming from my reading in the Somali language, AND THESE BOOKS ARE DIFFERENT BOOKS WHICH ARE WRITTEN BY AUTHORS WHO ARE FROM DIFFERENT PLACES AND WHO HAVE DIFFERENT DIALECTS. That is why I need more than 1 helper. Please forgive me if I have said anything wrong or incorrect about that, but this is my experience to this point, and this is what some Somali people around me have explained to me so far.

And the last reason why I need more than 1 helper is because these questions pop up often when I do my readings in Somali. I want more than 1 helper because I DONíT want to burden and overload a small number of helpers with my questions in e-mails every 2 days. That is not polite, and it is inappropriate. So, Iím going to get enough helpers to that I can divide up my questions among various people. That way, my MANY questions are being answered, but each individual is only answering about 1 e-mail every 3 weeks. And each e-mail only takes about 10 minutes or less to answer the questions. After all, if a person is kind enough to offer his / her help, then the least I can do is keep my questions to a limit for that person.
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And the last question that I've gotten a lot of time is, "Hey man, you are Somali, why don't you just admit it! I don't believe you!"

No, I am not Somali. I am American. I cannot prove it unless you live in my city and meet me.
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Well, I think that is about it. Once again, I apologize if this message is inappropriate for this area of the forums.

If any person is willing to help me, I WOULD VERY MUCH SO appreciate it. Basically, I need a person who speaks both Somali and English fluently, and who is also able to read the Somali language. My e-mail is as follows..

gateway388@hotmail.com

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Ladan

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Light

Too long...Summaryzise the artile, then put it here..There are people like me who get irratated by readin such things!..Thanks..:)

JZ

We will see bro.....I have some great plans for you!.....I suppose we have to wait and see that 2 huh!....

Siham

Dam...U...Thats it...on your Birthday I will get you mr cool dictionary.......I can't do this all the times!...Gee, girl..U have no mercy for the language U are completely hopeless!

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hebel

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Or better yet, format the damn thing, sheeeesh!

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JZ

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Light:

As Ladan and hebel had said, too long of an essay on a simple question.....in any case, I hope you get the help that you are looking for....I wish I could help, but I doubt if I have the competence in the language, certainly not to the level of your inquiry....Best of luck!!

Ladan:

I cant wait then!.... I see there is a lot of interest in the courses, been to other pages, and you really are in demand everywhere (your work that is....). Maybe time to recruit other associates and tutors ?

Peace 'n luv.
JZ

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Biggie

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My name is Biggie, Iam 5" 280 lb, bald, I fall asleep in public places, I crave eating, I talk for the sake of it, I hate tidiness, combing is not in my dictionary, I loathe education, I love easy sex, I dread cleanliness. Anyone out there who have anything in common with me.

Love ya all

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hebel

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so how does that make you feel like Mr. biggie?
tell me about your childhood please?
what did other kids used to call you?
did they used to make fun of you?
were you fat and messy in your childhood?
did women used to go out with you?
Of not, what was the reason for not going out?
what about your teachers?
Them too? uhu...uhu....uhu....I see
and does that make you ungry?


ok that will be it for the day
please see the secratery on your way out.
I'll see you tomorrow at the same time but never the same place.

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hebel

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roller-blading?
for Once, just once, I want to see a somali waman on blades....Gosh what a disaster zone?
lets get ready to rumblleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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Ladan

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Biggie....

U have lot in common with "Homer"..But his kindo cute!..Any way better get some help with your eating habbits..Cuz they kindo freaky...But then again I like freaky stuff..But then again I hate fat men!....Ooops!

JZ..

U better be ready for some action!.....Stay strong!

Hebel..

Walaahi U made me laught!...God bless U!

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Biggie

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Hebel,
I did not come here for quiz, I was just introducing myself, and GOOOSHH, I know Homer Simpson, funny huh? ain't he?. Well, first, Children make fun of everything, you know how cruel they are. My teachers hated me but who cares!! Women used/still go out with me but not in public places, cause I will fall asleep. But guys I was just looking for someone who shares these characteristics with me, If you don't, SHUT YOUR WIDE MOUTH BEFORE I DROOLE IN IT.

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The-Warden

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Biggie, go back to your cell. You are a menace to society!!

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LOL

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LOOOOOL HEBEL CAN I SIGN UP?

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hebel

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LOL@ULOL.
Sign up for what?
What are we signing up? I want to sign them up too with my thump?
Ladan IM glad that your day was made.... that's why IM here and my name is hebel. with a H.
now can we hit the bed?
ok joking easy with the shoe.
same to u sis.

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Biggie

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The-Warden

LOL, who is in the cell with me? any ladies who are menace to society and would like to share it with me? Do you know that there is no difference between a prisoner and a warden, they are both in. Except that the warden works for the prisoner, he opens the door for him, closes it for him, puts on and off the lights for him, calls him when he has a visitor, feeds him and sometimes plays the role of a pimp for him if the prisoner is somehow rich, so, are you ready to serve me Mr. Warden?

WARDEN!!OPEN THE DOOR, I AM COMING OUT

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The-Warden

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Biggie,stop hallucinating, didn't you take your medication? The pyschatrist has to give you stronger dose medication, the prozac is not working.
Oh by the way, your boyfriend doesn't want you anymore cause he got your pal, the other homo....he says he is cleaner and smells better.
Gotta go.
Don't miss me!

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Biggie

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The Warden

you are ....................................I don't know what to say, there is no word bad enough for you.

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The_Warden

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Biggie don't dish it if you can't take it. You are the one who brought the pimping stuff etc.
Apologies for the below the belt comments!


Peace out!

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hebel

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where is biggie coming out of people?
that place that Lol wanted me to sign up for?

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cajabo

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Salaamu calaykum

Walaal Biggie,

Love your sense of humor!

Peace

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LOL

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CAJABO THERE ARE MORE WAYS TO ENTER LIKE INTRODUCE YOU'R SELF LIKE THE PAGE SAYS
BUT NOT TO CALL SOMEONE FUNNY WHEN THEY ARE NOT

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Biggie

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The Warden,

Apology accepted, no hard feelings. But I'm still looking for a lady close to my characteristics. One thing I forgot is I have a potbelly and crooked legs, if that would enhance my appearance.

Thanks
Peace

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JZ

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Biggie:
lol@@@@@@@@@

Man, really you are overdoing it!

Ladan:

I think I am as ready as I ever can be. I here comes Big Daddy! lol.

hebel:
I see you are also stepping into the academe arena. Kudos to you bro.

peace 'n luv all.
JZ - out.

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Ladan

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Hebel....

Bed huh...Ummmmm..I dunno about that..I was hoping to stay virgin till am 80+........So sweety, its all good, no hard feelings!....Peace!

JZ

J where have you been? I have been looking for you like theres no tomorrow!....Wait till I get my hands on you.....U would never know what hit U! Brotha U left out a plank page on your application....."Your status"....God!..What where you thinking, for me to fill it for you!...Naaanaaaa!..C'mon!

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JZ

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Ladan:
LOL.
Oh my! My bad. Uhmmmm....what is it that I forgot to answer? Oh yeah, "my status".....Well, lets see now, I am up and running, functioning, no loose bolts/nuts/screws....all micro chips in place, all........What?
Oh, my "other" status? Well, we'll have to wait for beginning of the course for that to be answered...... No need to get all formal about this girl! lol.
Hey, these days, it is not wise to give such info just like that, if you know what I mean....
And you wanted a full page on this!!!! lol.
'Newayz, take care.
Peace 'n much luv.
JZ

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hebel

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80 yrs old virgin.
your canbar will sue you here after.

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Xaamilo15

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AYYO PPLE...HOW Y'ALL DOIN'...

NAME IS X-MILO...

XAAMILO AND 15 IS ALL Y'ALL NEED TO KNOW....

~~~GhOsTeD~~~


PS: AIN'T NO ONE GONNA COME DOWN AND HAUNT YA SORRY---SOMALI ASS...SO WHY SOME OF Y'ALL TRYIN' TO ACT ALL HARD AND ISH??

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Ladan

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Hebel
Naaa it will appreciated believe me! With all these diseases going around!

JZ

I usually expect my student to give such!..But ic you are scared of the teacher, I promise if anything I wont rape you!So by telling your status wont make much of a difference!..Oooh, bay the way its overdue now..So its two pages my dear!..Stay strong!

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Biggie

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Xaamilo 15, are you trying to say it's my child? Comeon, it was a one night stand and we played it safe. Please don't put me into this. Iam pregnaphobic........... On second thought, I think.......OK let's discuss.

Waiting

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JZ

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Xaamilo15:
Are you sure it aint Xaamilo51? LOL.

Ladan:

LOL. Two pages?? Oooh dear! Since you seem so persistent, I suspect you are one them creatures that get what they want. So, I will get on it. Later.

peace 'n luv.
JZ

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Ladan

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I think I am loosing eye sight..Then again I wouldn't be surprised!...Am kindo getting grey hair!

So, guys........I think my course is closed..I will be starting private classes for Mr J!....Hebel you sure U don't want to join!I can assure you it will be handy!.....

Guys have a nice weekend!..And don't do anything I wouldn't do..Biggie especailly you!....:)

Love and peace!

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Biggie

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Ladan

You sound like someone I know. Let me see.........ummmmmmmm who was it......Yeaaaa, my grandma, yes, Iam sure it was her.

The place is getting boring, if you are expecting a creative person who illuminates this den, don't look at me....no, Iam not creative.

Peace

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hebel

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if its handy I'll be your handyman ladan count me in........twice

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hebel

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By the way what do u do on the wkend ladan that we're not old enough to do it?

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Ladan

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Biggie

U wrong sweety..say great grandma!..Dam U boy..How could U be mistaken!

Hebel

Weekend huh..Well screwing I hope!...But then again....:)..This might be little bit too nasty for the kids..Biggie my little sweet boy...block your ears..Your too young to hear this!......I know that kido knows more than he should known..Hebel, for real hangout with friends mainly thats my thingy.......Driving around like theres no tomorrow..

Bye!

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Biggie

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Screwing huh?!!!!, or rather cyberscrewing wow...Ladan, I have done it, can you believe it and I liked it. Iam not a kid anymore. Our maid taught me how to do it when I was nine, and since then I haven't wasted an opportunity that presented itself. Cool huh!!!!

cy

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hebel

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no me and biggie can't screw...we have back problems.

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Ladan

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Biggie..

I was talking about "Real Life Screwing"...I don't believe theres such thing as "Cyper Screwing"....Its like playing tennis...."ALONE".....Enough about the nasty talk!....

Hebel

Take it easy my dear....Try to avoid anything that will harm your back..It will be hectic for me to come to the hospital to come and see you at this stage....

So guys how was Valentines Day?....huh..Anything especial...:)

JZ

Home Boy where are ya?...I know intii meela ka dhow daghay...U only want me to screem....!..Well come out Now!

See ya!

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JZ

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hebel

You sure 'bout that? You seem to get around very much. Maybe it is time you settle down!

Ladan

Dear, no sreaming please, or I wouldn't have functional hearing equipment left that I could use for the course.
BTW, is there any pre-session studying needed??
peace!

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ThugGirl

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To Hebel...
there are number of somali females who can roller-blade...
i think thats sexist remark..lighten up a lil' on your somali sisters. They can out dripple you in the court and out. I'm talking about myself..it would be a DISASTER if you were playing b-ball against me or snowboarding ....I DONT wanna see that !!!as far as roller-blading goes...been there done that !!it might be new activity for you..but not to some of us..seen!!!
peace out..

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ThugGirl

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To Hebel...
there are number of somali females who can roller-blade...
i think thats sexist remark..lighten up a lil' on your somali sisters. They can out dripple you in the court and out. I'm talking about myself..it would be a DISASTER if you were playing b-ball against me or out in the mountains, snowboarding ....OH OH..I DONT wanna see that !!!as far as roller-blading goes...been there done that !!it might be new activity for you..but not to some of us..seen!!!
peace out..

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hebel

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Thugchick LOL@@.
Somali woman on a roller-blade LOL@@@ .
Sorry I did not say they couldnít, I just said, I donít have the picture.
Snow boarding is way out of my questions, I don't know how to play basketball but IM sure there will be a whole lots shaking on the court.
And IM saying this out of LOVE believe me IM.

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HInda

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Well since everybody is introducing themselves let me........................

nick:īhinda cadey,indhaurooney.lagama daaley
age:in my best years
sex:female
location: everywhere (maybe beside you right now
j.o.b:Part time model,fitness instuctor,and job at
I.B.M.i know what you are thinking how the hell can she manage that well you just have to come and see maybe i can squice you in
Hobbies: workingout,swimming.partying,having fun and coooking.

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hebel

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Take some ESL classes while you're at it Hinda

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HINDA

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You wanna join me is that it.
Couse you are free for it.
A questŪon for you, iam confused are u hebel that is actually a girl or a hebel who is a guy but is still confused somehow couse you are making me confused thinking of how confused you must be-

you get me

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ThugGirl

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lol@you get me
word sis...
i like theI.B.M...FITNESS INSTRUCTOR, AND MODEL..4real!!
3 different careers...dont worry you'll get there...sis
keep ya small head up!!
smack smack%%

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SportGirl

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To hebel

I roller bladed for 4 years, played basketball for 3 years and soccer and basketball for since I was a kid
and I bet you can any of these sports and you lol after you heard a girl said she plays sports

peace out

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SportGirl

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To hebel

I roller bladed for 4 years, played basketball for 3 years and soccer and basketball for since I was a kid
and I bet you can any of these sports and you lol after you heard a girl said she plays sports

peace out

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hebel

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sports girl ya must related to Hinda somehow HUH?

Hinda no sis I did not get you... try me Couple of more times. and hit me with it ok.

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Ladan1

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Hebel

I feel sorry for my poor fellow...I see you managed to make enemies in such a short time...Didn't I ever tell you not to mess around with the ladies..Anyhow keep your head high!

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Nasir

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Hebel,
Easy-up with the ESL man and elaborate with Hinda
i guess she`s offering u a deal...take a deep breath and say "I DO!".

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Hinda

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Well well
Bro call me crazy but i think that you seem like a better challenge then hebel.
Are u willing to take my offer.
couse you seem like a man who loves challenges.
Am i right

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Nasir

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Hinda,
Am i willing to take an offer?....absolutely..and
specially from a girl like you who has nicknames
like...indhauroon,lagama daalo..i would love to get that offer A.S.A.P ...and i promise to rock your world.

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hebel

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Me and my slow brain.
Nasir you had to do that to me huh? While I was lost in between confuses?
Hinda is there a second chance or am I shot?
By him no good back stabbing person named Nasir?

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Anonymous

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hebel how old are you?

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Nasir

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Hebel,
Relax brother i was just trying to help you out,
and ain`t no such backstabbing thing happenned so
chill-out and enjoy the show...and hopefully you may get a second chance from all the girls in the house....and most important,pay attention...

peace....

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Hinda

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Nasir:
You can start by telling me where you live.
And how we can contact each other.
And
®Hebel:
Sorry bro this ship has left.
But i can introduce you to my girl Amina
you will never get enoug of her

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Hinda

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Nasir:
You can start by telling me where you live.
And how we can contact each other.
And
®Hebel:
Sorry bro this ship has left.
But i can introduce you to my girl Amina
you will never get enough of her.If you know what i mean!!!!!

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hebel

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nasir you're not a back-staber huh?
what do you call that?
Hani sorry I only take your ship.

anonymous it all depends.

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hebel

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here is your other......B.......ya Goof

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Nasir

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Hinda;
are you serious??? if the answer is "YES" then i`m
ready to hit that...if you know what i mean...
to answer your question of where i live,have you ever heard Cleveland,Ohio?..i guess not..it`s where i live and all we do is "CHILL" so where is
yours? so we can wear eachother down..in a legal way! ....
don`t be shy!!!

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Hinda

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Ofcourse i'm serious bro!
wow it is a nice place and i would want to come there once.
You wanna know were i live have you heard of a place called sweden, i live there.'
And a bout being shy don't worry about that because i ain't going to be shy,as long as it is legal if you know what i mean.

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Khalid

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Hebel
I would take her offer if i was you, because maybe your slow brain didn't get the point yet.
So instead of regreting it later do something about it know couse a if Hinda is saying that this girl is worth it:
You should take her advice or otherwise i will.
And don't call me a back stabber like you called Nasir if i do it

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Nasir

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Hinda;
Well,well,well,....just the type of girl i`ve been looking for! i`ll be more than happy to be your man!!or should i say i`m already excited!!!
i was in Europe last month and if knew you i would`ve stop by your neighbourhood,but hey i might come back just for you! and if you come to my crib you may change your mind of going back to Sweden if you know what i`m talking about!!

Keep it real!!!

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Hinda

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Yeah maybe.
maybe......
But can you make a short describtion on how your crib looks like so i can fantasy.lol
So any plans comming back to sweden maybe i could show you around and a who knows maybe you will like your trip better this time then you did last time. It is worth considering don't you think.

a question what do i got to do to see how u look like..........???

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LOL

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HINDA &NASIR ONE WORD "CHATROOM"
THIS IS TOO PATHETIC FOR THE REST OF US
OR COULD IT BE YOU ARE ONE PERSON...
EX:"IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN"?? ALL OVER THE PALCE.
INTRESTING....LOL

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@@@

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LOL why don't you get a life. You are always interfering in others peoples business. Get a grip gal!

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Amina

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By @@@

I couldn't have said it better sis

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LOL

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OH GREAT YOU'LL UP IN MY @$$
FORGET YOU.

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Laura

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Hebel.
for get about Amina i can promise you if you see me you won't take your eyes of me.
This chance is for one time in a million years.
lol lol

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Biggie

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I just woke up with your noise, damn people be quite. I was dreaming or rather having a nightmare: In my dream ladies were being distributed to guys, and I saw my lady being taken by Hebel, and I woke up shouting Hebeeeeeeeel.

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hebel

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which part of you will I stare the most laura?
and never take this question as a compliment cause it ain't .
believe me it ainít.

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Laura

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Every part that your eyes see's bro.
It doesn't matter really couse your compliments would have been only one of millions ,so it is up to you.Whether you meant it or not.

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Hinda

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khalid.
bro you want me to introduce you to Amina couse she is realy a nice lady ???????????

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Tariq

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I had been reading this page and ppl I thought that i was the only crazy somali,i think i found college's in this area. Let me introduce my self.

nickname:got 2 many but you can call me TARIQ.

age:ain't nothing but a number but i'm 21.

hobbies: I like to gamble,thats why i got always dice in my hands.

occupation:student,rapper,writer,Bball player.

country:Holland.

so ppl be gentle cause i'm fragile.handle with care....lol.
to all the brothers one more shark in the pool...lol.
to all the ladies(pirahnaz).fresh meat.

Peace ya'll and keep ya headz clear.
no smoking fat onez here!!!

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hebel

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Laura in that case yar one of a kind and I do believe ya......but which part would I stare if I saw ya,,,,I mean really stare?
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tariq Yaíll be a one starving shark for a while and I mean a long while.

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tariq

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lol@my brother hebel,
i geuss you might be right.
but who gives a fucck,life is fun have it while you can.

peace to my brothers and sisters.

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kusseey

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dhageesayaal ama daawashayaal halkaan waxaaa idinku salaameysa atariishiida loo yaqaanay kusseey cala banjar
ok people since this page was invented for introduction allow me to introdue myslef"

NICKNAME: kusseey

AGE: same age as hebel n younger than wagax(love u man) DA BIG DAWGS AT CLUB101 CREW(january 1st crew)

LOCATION" lost n not found

HOBBIES: giving hebel qoorsagaaaro lol, n suqur saajis to wagax, keepin active on ma both XXXrated husbands lol, ofcourse reading washamsi for hebel's fuqfuq buraale,

INTENTIONS: meeting hebel in one of his see through macaawiis, love dat shiny red and pinky dot spot macaawiis it really brings out ur eyez n makes ur bidaar shine.

PHONE#: ask hebel, but incase he plays dump here's ma # (1-800-qajac-qajac) yeah i know its more than 7 #'s coz its exceptional( did i forgot to mention it's not tall free but its on hebel)

CAN BE FOUND IN: ma leather bed(aka jiinbaar)

hebel waa inoo meeshii(lol)

FOR MORE INFO DON'T FORGET TO DROP ME AN E-MAIL ITS KiR-KuD-Kac@hotmai.com

nuff love
kusseey

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hebel

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ilin aa iga socoto kuuseey waxaan isaga tiro ii keen macaanta.

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kusseey

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hebel looooooooool

hebel aboowe maxaa ku dhacay macawiistii istaraashada aheyd,,,,waraa hebel haye movies aan kuga sugaa maxaa dhacay na .....man u really cut my leg now.......listen i loof to open you but i loof you too much do that aight, hebel ilinta maxaa keenay na macbuudka ..see camal adina .....ar hooy aasbariin aas u baahan tahay(kacsi feebaro iska dheh bo)

hebel waa inoo meeshii

nuff love
kusseey

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hebel

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isha aa wax iga galay no

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Baby face

Wednesday, January 31, 2001 - 12:59 pm
IT IS NICE TO EXPRESS ONE IT SELF.
NICK NAME: BABY FACE
AGE: IF IT DOES ANY BETTER 25YRS
LOCATION: LONDON/ENGLAND
HOBBIES: MEETING NEW PEOPLE ALL OVER THE WORLD, SPECIALLY MY PEOPLE "SOMALI", PLUS THE REST SURF NET,GYM,RAVING,STUDING,ETC.
ANY BODY LET ME KNOW THE OUT COME OF THIS PIECE.

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