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SomaliNet Forum (Archive): Ila Qosol - Jokes: Archive (Before Feb. 16, 2001)
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WAR!!!! Woolwich Vs SOUTHALL (saturday spikes bridge 3:00 clock) 6   04/12 11:29am
IS THERE ANY FINE BROTHERS........IN COLUMBUS................NOT THAT I KNOW OF 31   04/10 03:54am
A Kid Having Sex.....Joke.® 11   04/10 03:41am
Jokes>>>>>Ayaanick>>> 25   04/09 07:04am
What's Your Favorite Position??? 12   04/07 06:51am
Why do somalian girls go for black guys and not for somalian boys? 30   04/06 09:17am
SEX?...................................................................................................... 4   04/05 08:44am
Eyez twinkle: KazeClosed 5   04/04 03:59pm
OUT RAGE BETWEEN NIGGEZ IN STATES vs THEM NIGGEZ IN EUROPE 36   04/04 01:02am
Gabdhaha soomaaliyeed idin jecliyaa.....aduunkaba wax la mid ah ma joogaan horta??? 3   04/03 07:54am
Looking 4 Extre-e-mely HUNDSOME Guyz!!!!! 31   04/01 08:05am
THE PHSYCHOLOGYST........ 15   03/31 03:44pm
Who the ugliest biatch in seattle by {SIB} INVERSTIGATOR 18   03/31 01:40pm
How Impress A Man 6   03/29 06:53am
THE TOP TEN UGLIEST GUYS FROM SEATTLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 33   03/23 02:25pm
Student with dirty mind 2   03/21 01:58pm
How DID The Def Mute Stop THe ArguMenT!! 2   03/20 08:27am
F**K PENCH BOYS TOO!!!!!!!!!!!SOUTHALL LADS 10   03/13 09:41am
Small guy married a big & Strong woman...... 10   03/12 04:05pm
GO REAL GO! GO GUNNERS GO!!!GO FIGO GO! GO HENRY GO!! 6   03/12 07:37am
The row between the shoe and the dick. 2   03/09 06:32pm
Looking for a mate!!! 18   03/09 07:25am
WHERE THE M.O.B NIGGAZ ATTTTTTTTTTT 5   03/08 07:25am
WHY DO GOOD GIRLS GO FOR BAD BOYZ??????????/ 19   03/08 05:23am
Naagaha soomaliyeed maxaeygadaal ugu weyn yihiin 18   03/07 03:55pm
Flight 13 story 16   03/06 06:15pm
Woolfish Vs Southall (starting Saturday (17th) spikes bridge 3:00 3   03/02 06:43pm
Development On Mother land (Somalia) 3   03/01 06:15am
LOVE EXPERT 21   02/28 10:45am
Boobsiiye:shan nin oo soomaali ah oo maqaayad sucuudiga fadhida... 3   02/28 09:16am
Somaligirls didn't they are so special and have good rythm..specialy those who lives in norway.. 6   02/28 08:26am
Dumb niggez don't get it(now playin) 2   02/28 04:52am
WHO IS THE MOST TICKEST SOMALI GIRL IN LONDON 49   02/28 02:48am
SHEEKO DHAB AH OO DHACDAYOO QOSOL AH 4   02/28 12:49am
QABIILKEE UGU NAAGU XUN**** 28   02/27 12:01pm
Cardiff girlz V's London Girlz 15   02/27 09:03am
Waxaan doonayaa gabar soomaali oo aan sidii nacnacii dhuuq dhuuqo jeclaado nafta dul dhigo sidii malabkiina leef leefo tin iyo cirib daris kuna naga seexan waayo hmmm haah fuuuuf shshshshs... 6   02/27 07:52am
STRICLY FOR LONDON some of the hottest hoes and their phone numbers.....get a pen 9   02/26 01:42pm
Hottest Parties, Ruwad, Aroos etc. (4 LONDONERS Only) 11   02/26 01:25pm
TOGETHER FOREVER 6   02/26 04:27am
To Dem "SOUTHALL" baty manz (strictly from WOOLWICH) 7   02/26 03:42am
Badmans from southall 30   02/26 03:26am
Mama's jokes!If u have 1, write it! 17   02/23 04:44am
Tell me u´r most dirty and most nasty sex experience!!!! 26   02/23 03:20am
WOOLWICH BOYZ**WOOLWICH BOYZ**WOOLWICH** 58   02/22 08:36am
London.ont girls are better that T.O. DIXON HOEZ 2   02/20 07:48pm
EVERYBODY UK, USA, WHEREVER U ARE IN DIS WORLD WHO EVER U ARE LETS SWAP SOME EMAIL ADDRESS, SO WE CAN MEET 4   02/20 05:35pm
Happy Valentines Day to all my Bro. & Sis. 8   02/20 12:24pm
Adult Jokes ----->>> Strictly For Over 18yrs ( By Jamjas) 6   02/19 11:45am
""""""WHO IS THE TICKED MAN U WANA FUC GIRL"""""""""" 4   02/18 08:13am
Joke for happy ppl only by SomaliGuy 5   02/18 05:23am
S.I.B LOVES ALL THIER SOMALIAN INSANE BABES LIVIN IN SAN DIEGO....1LUV FOR ALL YOU LADIES NONE BUT LOVE GOOD LOOKIN OUT 2   02/17 05:56pm
I Call My DoG " SEX"...Joke.® 5   02/17 02:56pm
THE BLIND GUY 2   02/17 02:51pm
S.I.G YOU BETTER QUIT YOUR LIL CLICK -somali girls can't be bangin 3   02/17 09:33am
SOUTHALL boys we ruffed you up in the eid party....DONT WASTE OUR TIME.............we got lots of thing to do other than beating yous lot all the time......COME ON YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS.........WATCH YO BACKS THOW..........murder.......murder.....murder.......murder.....................!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! biaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaacht!! 7   02/16 06:22pm
Give you opinion of marryng your 1st cousin? How about the birth deformity of mixing the same gene 14   02/16 04:04pm
Sexual Confessional 2   02/16 03:26pm
FUNNY JOKES....MUST SEE ONCE TOOO :):):):):):):):):):):): 10   02/16 02:43pm
TRUE NORTH AMERICAN JOKE.......... 7   02/16 02:38pm
The joke was on me 23   02/16 10:43am
KazeClosed v Anas 11   02/16 09:09am
Where is ANAS ppl 6   02/16 07:21am
A JOKE BY SAHAL69 APARTMENT FOR RENT 7   02/16 07:03am
*****THE BEST ROMANTIC JOKE OF THE CENTURY****** 10   02/16 06:47am
The good Girls in Somalia the bad& the ugly in london why? 13   02/16 05:21am
I HAVE A GUN SHOULD I KILL MY FRIEND OR SHOULD I KILL MY GIRL 49   02/16 05:04am
SHAME ON YOU SOMALIANS!!!!!!!!!!!!! 15   02/16 03:22am
Cardiffffff pussssyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy 3   02/15 11:50pm
Why? why? why? 6   02/15 11:31pm
A Boy With Speaking Difficulties.....Joke.® 14   02/15 11:30pm
WHY ARE THE GIRLS IN CALIFORNIA PRINCESSES AND THE GUYS DOGS ? NOT ALL OF THEM. 8   02/15 11:12pm
How 2 impress a woman//////////// 72   02/15 07:55pm
SEATOWN GOTS THE MONKEY LOOKIN GIRLS! 2   02/15 05:22pm
HATERS OF S.I.B 1   02/15 04:19pm
Sheeko qosol badan 10   02/15 02:37pm
Xariifkii Mukulaashu curyaamisay.........dhacdo dhacday 4   02/15 02:32pm
Dhagoolkii laboob siiyay 8   02/15 02:23pm
Koonfur iyo waqooyi 25   02/15 11:24am
The Smart Machine 5   02/15 11:10am
OOOOoooh Babe's 1   02/15 09:31am
HA HA HA HA REALLY FUUNY 2   02/15 09:17am
DDS with VD 6   02/15 09:03am
NO MORE WE DON'T NEED PEOPLE SIGNIN S.I.B TOPICS IS ENOUGH! HATTERS 1   02/15 08:59am
NO MORE WE DON'T NEED PEOPLE SIGNIN S.I.B TOPICS IS ENOUGH! 1   02/15 08:58am
YOU MUST BE OVER 21 YEARS OF AGE TO ENTER THIS ROOM ADULTS PLEASE 3   02/15 08:55am
Another one by the joker 5   02/15 08:49am
Censored Joke >>> " Parental Adivisory " 12   02/15 08:48am
A Parrot Calls Every Woman Sharmuuta!. Joke® 4   02/15 08:45am
The Manager....................................by Hanita. 9   02/15 08:42am
Love making tips() 3   02/15 08:42am
HERE IS THE PERFECT WOMEN WOULD SAY 4   02/15 08:37am
Two jokes for the price of one.........................by Hanita. 4   02/15 08:34am
Just a joke, do't be offended please 3   02/15 08:31am
CAST AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! by ANAS 22   02/15 08:29am
Joke .........................................Qalib 10   02/15 08:21am
Revenge joke ..........................Qalib 5   02/15 08:21am
Joke of the Century!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!must read!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!by BOSS 7   02/15 08:17am
First Come First Served//// 3   02/15 08:16am
LAUGHTER by Mursal 3   02/15 08:12am
What Are Condoms Used For.....Joke.® 4   02/15 08:09am
Who is the cutest ugliest niggers in west and rest!!!! 16   02/15 08:07am
A parrot with a flithy mouth......................................Qalib 2   02/15 08:06am
Only In America 7   02/15 08:00am
Top Ten Reasons Somalis Want to Reconcile 7   02/15 07:57am
Funny Joke!! 10   02/15 07:54am
What does a man really hear,,, when a woman is talking to him?????!!!!!!!! 5   02/15 07:51am
TO ALL EMPLOYEES.....................AN IMPORTANT MEMO!! 2   02/15 07:48am
Cowboy/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/ 5   02/15 07:47am
Boxing 7   02/15 07:46am
You Are Not My Father>>>>>>>>>>JØKÊ.® 2   02/15 07:44am
Bar: KazeClosed 2   02/15 07:42am
SHOULD I LEAVE HIM FOR HER OR SHOULD I KEEP HIM 11   02/15 07:36am
WHAT HAPPENED BETWEEN TWO MATES. 6   02/15 05:52am
Super Joke,,,,"Cheating",,,,,,,,by Anas 20   02/15 05:20am
IS SOUTHALL THE BEST TOWN IN LONDON???????????? 12   02/15 05:08am
WHO ARE THE FINNEST GUYS IN SEATTLE???/ 10   02/15 04:58am
SECURITY (Stand up Comedy Show) 1   02/15 04:21am
KHILAFAH (*Must see for Muslims*) 2   02/15 04:11am
SOUTHALL VS WOOLWICH who r da real manz???????????? 46   02/15 03:09am
Southhall ain't sh!t :O :O:) :( 8   02/15 01:57am
A QUESTION FOR ALL U SISTAS OUT THERE??????? 10   02/14 10:16pm
Why somalian boys don't understand the meaning of love. 6   02/14 04:50pm
GO REAL GO! GO GUNNERS GO!!!GO FIGO GO! GO HENRY GO!! 1   02/14 04:28pm
How 2 impress a MAN//////////// 5   02/14 02:19pm
HEROISM 6   02/14 06:22am
Names that mean some thing else. 1   02/14 04:59am
A DAY OF A PIMP(money making thug) 4   02/14 04:58am
ANOTHER ONE BY THE JOKER 3   02/14 03:57am
Funny ass joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! gotta read!!!!!! 2   02/14 03:28am
WHY DON'T WE SETTLE THIS Woolfish boys!!!!!!!!!!! Bring u'r crew to Southall 1   02/14 02:48am
All your blonde joke lovers Chek thiz out 4   02/13 09:00am
I lovegreag david 11   02/13 08:08am
IS THERE ANY GOOD PUSSY IN NORTH LONDON 3   02/13 07:47am
Dabada iska gali 1   02/13 03:54am
@@@@@@NASTY NASTY JOKES@@@@@@@@@ 1   02/13 03:33am
@@@@NASTY JOKES JUST FOR YOU@@@@@@ 1   02/13 03:30am
@@@@MORE NASTY JOKES@@@@ 6   02/13 03:20am
Truth behind Somal's In LONDON! 22   02/13 03:05am
To All The Somalians Who Believe In Somali Gangs!!!!!! (Part 2) 17   02/13 02:59am
I have had sex with 2 Somali girls at the Same time 33   02/13 01:54am
WHO ARE THE FINEST GIRLS IN DIEGO AND WHO ARE THE HOES???????? 1   02/12 06:42pm
I THINK WOOLWHICH BOYS R THE BEST...... check it out!!!!!! 3   02/12 01:15pm
Isn't Funny///////////// 7   02/12 10:45am
SSA HOLDING UP A RAVE,, UNIS ALL OVER LONDON GATHERATION 5   02/12 08:53am
NINKII LA QAFAALAY ....BY QANCIYE 6   02/12 08:44am
DR.LOVE TALK TO ME 15   02/12 08:29am
Adeer guri aan dhaco ayaan rabaa 5   02/12 04:29am
U.K SOMALIAN BOY ARE OUT OF STYLE 2   02/12 04:07am
Foolxumo iyo aduun 2   02/12 03:57am
IS SOUTHALL THE BEST TOWN IN LONDON???????????? 2   02/12 03:21am
IS SOUTHALL THE BEST TOWN IN LONDON???????????? 2   02/12 03:19am
Southallz most wanted 11   02/12 01:28am
Check thiz out 2   02/12 12:54am
!!!!!!!!!!!!! R WE AFRICANS OR PAKIES OR SOMEKINDA MISTAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 3   02/11 06:33pm
REMEBER WHEN WE CAME 2 SOMALIA JOKE 1   02/11 06:21am
HI I JUST WANA KNOW DO OUR SOMALIAN GIRLS HAVE SEX WIT THERE SELF WHEN THEY FEEL HORNY AND THERE IS NO MAN AT ALL 17   02/11 05:51am
WHY DO I SEEM CRAZY 2   02/10 12:42pm
Boy's just watch ur selves, y i hear u ask..... 1   02/09 06:51pm
@@@@NASTY JOKES(I'M BACK) HA@@@@ 3   02/09 09:30am
Somalian girls are so cute: KazeClosed 9   02/08 08:34pm
WHAT ABOUT THIS NIGGEZ I DESPISE 8   02/08 03:08pm
What are we doing in this country? Wake up people. 6   02/08 10:31am
North london party this week for valienta 1   02/08 06:29am
Why somalians are jealous of one another? why dont somalians learn? why don't somalians help each other, when one of them is getting beattin-up from the bouncer in a night club (from a different race)? why do somalians chat behind 1   02/08 05:11am
What do Somali girls look for in a man???????? 11   02/07 05:40pm
STRICTLY 4 THA SISTERS 15   02/07 05:12pm
Who is the ugliest nigga in seattle by {SIB} INVESTIGATOR 4   02/07 03:02pm
Surgery******************************************************Boss 3   02/07 02:44pm
Am collecting jokes....plz tell me the funniest thing happend to you when you first get here 2   02/07 02:27pm
The Images Of A Mother 2   02/07 01:43pm
Mad moller is in woolwich 5   02/07 01:39pm
WHAT SCHOOL IN SEATTLE GOT THE FINNEST HOES TYEE-GARFIELD-BALLARD-CLEVELAND-SCCC-SSCC-HCC-WHERE THEY AT? 2   02/07 11:36am
NF NF NF NF NF KKK KKK NF KKK NF HITLER 7   02/07 09:53am
Never give up 5   02/07 09:33am
A trip to MAUI. 7   02/06 04:58pm
The Crashed of Somalis 4   02/06 03:50pm
Where are the Jokes//////// 4   02/06 10:36am
Which college has got the buffest gals? And the ugliest gals? 5   02/06 06:57am
Thug ladies 1   02/06 05:01am
Ma soomaali Qaldaan Baa tahay Mise soomaali Qurmuun 1   02/05 03:09pm
AREEY AAWEY MURTII(Qiso Run Ah) 1   02/05 03:07pm
Ooch 1   02/05 12:29pm
Ooch 1   02/05 10:41am
1 4 u joke lovers 3   02/05 10:38am
@ WAR YAA ARKAY NIN AMA NAAG DALKEEDA JECEL?@ 3   02/05 06:59am
LINK YO PERVECT PARTNER YO 1   02/05 06:42am
What is this? 1   02/05 02:41am
IS SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH ME PEOPLE???? 3   02/02 02:30pm
The men died and his wife support him @ the newspaper<<<<<<<<<<<by Butterfly 4   02/02 09:38am
Advice for the somali guys and girls (part 1) 4   02/02 09:28am
How 2 impress a MAN//////////// 4   02/01 09:51am
Why do some somalians have fair skins and others dark skins? 6   02/01 08:28am
XABXAB BISLAADAY AA TAHAY EE KAALAY OO XAWADKAAGA I SAAR 8   02/01 05:33am
To:Qanciye 5   01/31 07:07pm
True love is something so hard to achieve 6   01/31 07:44am
DO U THINK SOMALIAN WHO LIVE IN COLUMBUS HAVING BETTER LIVE THEN REST OTHER SOMALIAN ? 11   01/31 07:10am
SU'AAL DA'WEEYNOO MADAXA FUUNDADA DAALINEEYSO??? 9   01/31 04:33am
99.99999999% OF SOMAL'S=NO LOVE 4 THE OTHER SIDE. 1   01/31 04:21am
Dumb niggez don't get it(now playin) 13   01/29 01:53pm
SHORT JOKES!!!!!! 2   01/29 02:01am
CHECK THIS OUT << Mr Ordinary 3   01/28 05:45pm
****The Top 10 Reasons Why Sex Is Better Than School**** 4   01/28 07:59am
SOME MEN JUST DON'T GET IT! 1   01/26 07:30pm
This is to remind us of :>>>>>>>>>> 2   01/26 11:37am
Mad moller is in woolwich 4   01/26 02:02am
KAALE SUN MAA LAQDEEN MISE BUNAA KU MARGATEEN. 2   01/25 02:17pm
Gangta TEST/ take the test 3   01/25 06:22am
Barefeet: Kazeclosed 1   01/25 05:00am
What is down with this! 11   01/24 02:17pm

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