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THIS IS FOR ALL MY SOMALI SISTA'S FROM TORONTO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SomaliNet Forum (Archive): Ila Qosol - Jokes: Archive (Before Sept. 29, 2000): THIS IS FOR ALL MY SOMALI SISTA'S FROM TORONTO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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AMAL

Wednesday, August 30, 2000 - 10:52 am
FOR ALL MY LADIES WHO LIVE IN TORONTO, DO YOU NOTICE THAT ALL THE SOMALI MEN IN TORONTO ALL ACT LIKE THEY ARE THE HOTTEST ••••. THEY TAKE YOU TO THE SAME PLACES, THEY ALWAYS TRAVEL TOGETHER, AND WHEN YOUR GOING OU WITH ONE, WHY DO ALL HIS HOMIES ACT LIKE THEY CAN CALL YOU. AND THEY NEVER KEEP ANYTHING PRIVATE, EVERYTHING YOU DID WITH YOUR MAN TONIGHT, ALL HIS FRIENDS KNOW THE NEXT MORNING, THEY ALL TALK SO MUCH BECAUSE THEY ALL HAVE TO PROVE SOMETHING TO EACH OTHER. WHY DO THEY CHILL AT "BENADIR" SO MUCH, OR LOCAL COFFEE TIMES?? AND WHY DO THEY ALWAYS TRAVEL IN GROUPS LIKE WILD ANIMALS?? AND WHY DO THEY GET MAD WHEN YOU SAY YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND, THEY JUST WON'T UNDERSTAND THAT YOUR TAKEN. PLEASE SISTAS HOLLA BACK, AND BUY THE WAY IM TALKING ABOUT THE GUYS FROM THE WEST SIDE OF TORONTO. THE EAST NIGGAS ARE DIFFERENT. EVEN YOU GUYS HOLLA BACK AND LET A SISTA KNOW

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Anonymous

Wednesday, August 30, 2000 - 12:00 pm
I used to lived in Toronto and I haven't seen any guy who fits these characteristics that you have described. By the way as you said yourself the East niggas behave differently because they are more sophisticated than those brothers in Dixon.
The last time I was in Toronto was four years a go
and I was shaocked seeing guys standing out side of one of these Somali own business places waiting for CHAT. Is this very common life-style for Dixon NIGASS or WHAT?

Holla back

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crazychick

Wednesday, August 30, 2000 - 12:18 pm
amal...
sis they are not like that in toronto only ...
everywhere ...
atleast the places there many of them ..
they act like that...

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Anonymous

Wednesday, August 30, 2000 - 02:04 pm
THEY ARE LIKE THAT IN SAN DIEGO TOO, SO DON'T GO CRAZE GIRL. I BELIEVE ALL SOMALIAN MEN ARE THE SOME!!!

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Anonymous

Wednesday, August 30, 2000 - 02:56 pm
naagahacanadabahalkiibaykawaasheen

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ATL-MAN

Thursday, August 31, 2000 - 08:44 pm
TO AMAL A.K.A DICK KISSER


I USE 2 LIVE WEST COAST T.O BEFORE I MOVED 2 DIRTY SOUTH ATL. BITCH I KNOW YOU BY THE WAY YOU TALKING, YOU ARE THE T.O HOOD RATZ THAT DO BLOW JOBZ 4 THE LOCAL GUYZ IF U NOT WHY R YOU CONCERN ABOUT IF THEY KEEP ANYTHING PRIVATE, IF YOU DO BLOW JOBZ EVERYONE WILL NOW YOU DIG, THEY WANNA GET THEY DICK SUCKED. BITCH STOP SUCKING.

T.O BITCHZ NEED TO GET OUT OF WELFARE AND GET A JOB LIKE THE FEMALES 4 ATL, THEY WORK HARD 4 THEY MONEY AND THEY DON'T HAVE TIME 2 GOSSIP

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Anonymous

Saturday, September 02, 2000 - 08:00 am
AMAL IF MAKE YOU MISTAKED FOR US NIGGAS IN HERE TONTO SISTER AINTH THAT ENOUGTH FOR GIRL FRIEND WRITE THE RIGTH SENTENCE.

ABDI

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faiza

Sunday, September 03, 2000 - 05:02 pm
hey i live in east toronto and the guys are exactly the same 'cep the girls act like white bitches and they all look like desparate idiots. by the way regent (east t.o)is da bomb.

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Atl_Rulez

Sunday, September 03, 2000 - 08:06 pm
ATL man...you're right..our girls don't have a time for talking bullshit because they work and go to schools unlike Canada girls :(

Canada Girls, get a life..because welfare will not last forever.

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MR.HOLA-HOLA

Sunday, September 10, 2000 - 02:33 am
I AINT FROM CANADA BUT THATS NOT FAIR ON YOU GIRLS DISSIN MY BROTHAS IN THAT WAY, GIRLS ARE JUST AS BAD OR EVEN WORSE WHEN IT COMES TO GOSSIP AND TALKING ABOUT BOYS SO DONT ACT LIKE YA ALL THAT SIS COME DOWN TO EARTH, YA HEARD

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ABDI

Sunday, September 10, 2000 - 03:30 pm
haabaar iyo hooy la aan reer toronto gabdho iyo wiilal waad wada waalateen ilaah kacabsada aaqiro xasuusta gabadhii doonayso ama isku aragto arimojeceel ah haguursato hana iska dayso boyfrend taas waa igatalo wiilashana sidookale waaridkadhalay dhalinta waalatay waa,in aad xal,uraadiisaan dhashiina taas o hadii aydan maanta aaydan badbaadin bari ay,adagtahay siidii laguxali lahaa
DHAMAANTEEN YAYSAN NASIRIN QURUXDA ADUUNKA
BYADBI JAAMAC ILMI HANUUNIYE
EM-UGAASF HOTMAIL.COM

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BURHAN

Monday, September 11, 2000 - 07:35 am
DEAR AMAL
FIRST I DON'T LIVE IN TORONTO I LIVE IN USA.
AND I'M MALE!

YOU TALK ABOUT GUYS WHICH IS TORONTO GUYS.
I WANTED TO TOUCH SOMETHING ABOUT YOUR ARTICLE. YOU SAID HERE WHEN YOU GO OUT A GUY WHICH IS YOUR BOYFRIEND OR WHAT EVER. HE BRINGS YOU WHERE HE ALREADY DISCOVER WITH HIS FRIENDS SO THEY CAN KNOW THE ISSUES. HE NAVER BRING SOMEWHERE ALSE. HE BRINGS YOU SAME PLACE OVER AND OVER OVER AND THEY TALK ABOUT YOU WHAT HE HAVE DONE TO YOU AND SHARE THE THINGS HE HAVE DONE THE NIGHT.
WHAT I WOULD TELL YOU IS GOTTA WAY THOSE GUYS
AND FOUND THE RIGHT GUY YOU HAVE BEEN SEARCHING.
THIS ISCRAZZYCHICK IS GOOD TO HAVE SOMEONE YOU THRUST AND KEEPS YOUR FEEL

TAKE CARE SISTER GOOD LUCK TO YOU

SINCERELY BURHAN

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CLEAN-ANGEL

Saturday, September 16, 2000 - 03:59 pm
LISTEN HERE, YOU USED AND ABUSED SILLY HOE. I WILL BREAK IT DOWN FOR YOU, SINCE YOU NEED SOMEONE TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH. OBVIOUSLY, IF YOU DATE A NASTY LOSER, THEN YOU WILL HAVE TO TAKE THE •••• THAT COMES WITH IT. YOU ARE A SLUT THAT TALKS ALOT OF TRASH. I AM A TORONTO CHICK (BADDEST CHICK) AND I DON'T DATE THE ASSHOLES THAT LIVE IN THE DIXON. AND FOR ALL YOU PEOPLE THAT ARE TALKING •••• ABOUT US T.O GIRLS, BEING ON WELFARE...... LET ME TELL YOU A LITTLE SOMETHING, IT'S THE NASTY DIXON BITCHES LIKE THIS ONE ...AKA GAF.... THAT LIVE ON WELFARE. AND PERSONALLY I DON'T GOT TO PROVE ANYTHING TO Y'ALL, I WILL CHECK YOU BROKE ASS MOTHER FUCKERS AFTER I GET MY PHD, AND I AM DRIVING PAST YOUR SORRY ASS IN A HUMMER, YOU HEARD. SO, LETS JUST SEE EACH OTHER AFTER I BECOME A BIOCHEMIST, AIGHT. YOU NASTY HAIRY BEAST (AMAL), NASTY HOE..... REMEMBER THAT LIFE AIN'T ABOUT SUCKING DICK AND THERE AIN'T NO DEGREE IN THAT. AIGHT!
PS: I WILL BE BLING BLINGING (INSHALLAH) AND AMAL YOU AND YOUR NAPPY CREW WILL BE EATTING •••• OUT OF MY GARBAGE, YOU HEARD. IF YOU GOT BEEF WITH US GIRLS FROM THE EAST......WE ARE TOO HIGH CLASS FOR YOU GIRL......SO WHAT COLLEGE ARE YOU PLANNING TO GO TO? GEORGE BROWN.....HOW DID I KNOW.....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, STUPID BAFUUN CAN YOU GET EXCEPTED ANYWHERE ELSE, DAMN WHAT DID THEY EXCEPT YOU WITH A 35%.............. INSHALLAH ONE DAY YOU WILL HAVE MORE INTELLGENCE THEN A HAMSTER!!!!!GOOD LUCK SISTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOOSE SOME WEIGHT, AIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ONE LOVE TO MY PEEPZ, KEEP SMILING, TAKE IT PERSONALLY, AIGHT!

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sara

Saturday, September 16, 2000 - 05:19 pm
PS:I will be beging you Guys from the muslim country who has agood tradition to exchange such world And using Insha Allah. pls lets pray about somalia and do good things to the poor nation I am foriegn and I use to have somalian Boy Freind citzen from somalland he said went to toronto and desappier so know iwonder There Are alot of bad and good girls in Toronto so.watch our traditon and customs dont act to western we are muslims Thank you sister's.

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Word is Bone

Saturday, September 16, 2000 - 06:36 pm
You know what all of you girls and guys that are talking about each other should really do something usefull with your lives. We should build our lives for the better future instead of putting each other down...who cares if Toronto guys suck or whether Toronto girls live on a welfare(which isn't true..they work as hard and anyone else) We should thank God that we're alive and focus on our educations and how we should get ahead in life.

GREAT MINDS DISCUSS IDEAS
AVERAGE MINDS DISCUSS EVENTS
SMALL MINDS DISCUSS PEOPLE

It seems like most of us have SMALL MINDS
GROW UP PEOPLE AND BE CIVIL TO EACH OTHER
PEACE AND GOD BLESS

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Anonymous

Wednesday, September 20, 2000 - 04:12 am
NAAGAHA KU NOOL TORONTO AMAAL AADAYAAD UGU
CIYAAARTAY MAGACOODA WAAYO SIDA AAD U HADLEEYSID
27 SANO AYAAN ADUUNKA SAARNAA 10 SANO AYAAN QURBAHA KU JIRAY WAA II DHIMAN TAHAY ADOO
KALE WAAYO SIDA AAD U HADASHAY QOF DAMIIR LEH UMA
HADLO WAXAA JIRA NAAGO SOOMAALI AH OO DHILOOYIN
AH LAAKIIN WAXAAD KU HADLEEYSID WAA KA XISHOODAAN
MARKA ADIGA RIKOODHKA AYAA JABISAY
NIN BAA WAXAA LAGA HAYAA TANOO KALE LAAKIIN
ANEEY MAANTA IGU DHACDAY TANOO KALE ANY WAY
DHILONIMO WAX LAGU FAANO MA AHA AMAAL?A

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Anonymous

Wednesday, September 20, 2000 - 04:12 am
NAAGAHA KU NOOL TORONTO AMAAL AADAYAAD UGU
CIYAAARTAY MAGACOODA WAAYO SIDA AAD U HADLEEYSID
27 SANO AYAAN ADUUNKA SAARNAA 10 SANO AYAAN QURBAHA KU JIRAY WAA II DHIMAN TAHAY ADOO
KALE WAAYO SIDA AAD U HADASHAY QOF DAMIIR LEH UMA
HADLO WAXAA JIRA NAAGO SOOMAALI AH OO DHILOOYIN
AH LAAKIIN WAXAAD KU HADLEEYSID WAA KA XISHOODAAN
MARKA ADIGA RIKOODHKA AYAA JABISAY
NIN BAA WAXAA LAGA HAYAA TANOO KALE LAAKIIN
ANEEY MAANTA IGU DHACDAY TANOO KALE ANY WAY
DHILONIMO WAX LAGU FAANO MA AHA AMAAL?A

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DoooZ EAST SIDE FO LIFE

Thursday, September 21, 2000 - 09:55 am
Damn ya'll talk so much of ..........shiat.
what is true though is that guys that live in da EAST of Toronto different from the guys that live in the WEST.
to us(speaking upon those I know only) money, high level wealth matter to us, and education too.
where alot of guys in the West (only da onice i have seen) looking good and showing off matters.................and oh yeah getting some girl to drive around with.( no offence intended).
As for the girl I personaly like girls from the West becuase they are more understanding, and it having fun..

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MUNA

Friday, September 22, 2000 - 06:52 am
FRIST OF ALL WALAASHAY AMAL
CANADA LAST SUMMER YAAN U TAGAY VACATION AND REALLY WAA MEEL WAA LATAY GABAR IYO WIIL SO BLEASE JUST DONT BLAME THE GUYS COUSE GABDHO WAALAN MACAA WIILSHA DIDSANAAYA WAAN SOO ARKAY REALLY WAA WAX IGA YAABIYAY ILAAH HA HANUUNSHO IYAGA ANAGANA HA NOO SIYAADSHO.
TEEDA KALE WAXAAD TIRI WIIL MARKUU MEL II KAXEEYO IS ILAALI ADBA HADALADAADA QALAD BAA KA BUUXA OO WAXAAD TIRI WELIBA OO MEEL LOO SAFRO KOLEY WAXAAN KU DHIHI LAHAA ADAA MAR WALBA GABDHA AH JUST ADI AHOOW TII NAFTEEDA ILAASHATA COUSE ALLWAYS WAA GABADHA WAXA MAGAC XUMAANAYA.
TEEDA KALE KAAD ARAGTO INUU KU ANFACEEN STOP HAVING RELATIONSHIP WITH HIM AND DONT WEST YOUR TIME WITH THE LOOSERS EVERY WHERE ARE NICE AND BAD PPL QOF WALBA WAXA UU YAHAY AMABA ASXAABTIIS YIHIIN BUU RAACA FRIST OF ALL ADI ISFIIRI IYO WAXAAD KU DHEX JIRTO THEN JUDGE YOUR SELF AND THE OTHERS MARKAAS UN BAAD HELI KARTAA QOF KUU QALMA HADA XUNTAHAY MID XUN AGTIIS KAMA DHEERANAYSID HADA FIICANTAHAYNA DADKA FIICAN AGTOOD KAMA DHEERANAYSID SO SIMPLE WAAYE.

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fair lady

Friday, September 22, 2000 - 10:00 am
people people waz up

east, west same thing. everywhere has good and bad people so lets not go there.

people DOG IS A DOG AND BITCH IS BITCH regardless of where they at. whether is east, west T.O, or atl.

ATL boys waz up. all T.O girls are not like that so brothers chill. ATL boys your been unfair ight. i am from T.O. stop meeting the wronght girls

clean angle waz up sis are you tring to prove that east girls are better cuz when yo star righting your articla you said you are not tring to prove anthing to anybody. ANGLE you got a beef with AMAL, cuz that is how it looks. baby girl you don't have to prove so hard that you are better than everybody. i am proud of what you doing for yourself, so respect

AMal sis you are meeting the wrong guys, so sis keep on waiting and the right one will came. one more thing if you don't give them a reason to talk about you why get mad baby. if you had a boyfriend why are you going out with this guy. all i can say is that T.O ppl. talk alot, specail boys lately.

people try to hepl each other not fight with each other
peace

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Truth

Friday, September 22, 2000 - 10:10 am
Dear: Amal

I'm a sister that lives in T.O. for years.. all I can say to u is that all Somali guys are not the same. No matter where they happen to live. I can agree with u in some of the points u made and others i disagree. First let me tell you the once i agree with.. guys chilling down in the West area with rented card, and waiting to talk to a girl coming down for a wedding with her family or friends.. damm somali brothers please don't u know the only attention your going to get its the wrong one from the wrong girl... so WHY DO U DO IT????
Amal sister look at the good side when those girls need a hard home are brothers are there.. All I know is that we have some great guys in Toronto trust me i have been around the world... the brothers in Toronto are the best West and East... 2my brothers in ATL trust me the only way u got there is because your mother send u away... so please brothers watch out.. i got no time i have a class to get to so ATL some girl do have a life..so take care.

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guhaad

Friday, September 22, 2000 - 12:48 pm
I think it's not right to make a generalization for what some foolish somali guys do. On the same talking, we can't deny the way some of us are behaving.

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Anonymous

Friday, September 22, 2000 - 01:31 pm
Amaal could u do fever for me, could take off your clothes take your self in front of the mirror and tell me what see. that is what i decided not to see any more I said any more and u know why.
from west of the city

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gibreal

Friday, September 22, 2000 - 03:49 pm
my sister i feel what u are saying.But u serously need to stop dating country ass bush niggaz.I dont know about toronto becouse am from va and never been up there.The only advise i can give is no kuchi until u see a ring on that finger.As for those fake yankee wanna be ATL niggaz who got off flight 13 yesterday get a motherfucking life.Its not her fault u have not had somali or any pussy for god knows how long.

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DjiboutiBoy

Sunday, September 24, 2000 - 11:35 am
ahahahaha@ CLEAN-ANGEL...i like ya , girl

Yo..ppl..listen up..i'm a dude from toronto east side. I tell ya what!!!..i been dating chicks from west side and they cool with us. They say we,dudes from east side, are diffrent. Why? cuz we keep things romantic and nasty behind the closed doors, and down to low profile undercover outside.

advise for the dudes from west: Who is closer to you? your girlfriend or your fucked dudes in the donut shops?..man, give your girl some respect and keep your intimacy btwn u and your girl to yaself. It ain't your boys that give you what she gives u...unless u dumb, you would realize its the girl


peace out now

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