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Waryaa

Thursday, August 31, 2000 - 11:57 am
Salama...

A little humour, for you guys:

Two business men seated on an airplane noticed a Muslim man sitting in front of them, one of the men says to the other with a wink, "I was going to go to Africa until I found out that half the continent is Muslim so I don't want to go there".

The other man says, "Well, how about Saudi Arabia then?"

The first man says "No way, that place is loaded with those Muslims too."

The other man suggests a trip to the U.S. but his companion says "The Muslims have spread out over the whole country every time I turn around there I bump into one."

The men are watching the Muslim, and can see that the Muslim man is fidgeting and getting kind of agitated about their conversation. The fellow who started the teasing decides to really get him mad and says "I really wanted to go to Pakistan but that place is crawling with Muslims"

At this the Muslim man has had it and finally turns around in his seat and sweetly says to the men, "Why don't you both go to HELL? There's hardly any Muslims there!"

From a Muslim hope-page.

Quite Peace!!

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kaftan

Tuesday, September 05, 2000 - 05:21 am
that is funny thnx and it care's massage

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Amira

Wednesday, September 20, 2000 - 05:27 am
funny and very wise well done, we need more of these remarks in this page

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me

Wednesday, September 20, 2000 - 08:09 am
looooooooooooooooooooooooooooool....a great joke!!!!!!!!

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hussein

Wednesday, September 20, 2000 - 10:49 am
this is the joke i been waitint to seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee loooooooooooooooolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

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Anonymous

Thursday, September 21, 2000 - 12:47 pm
cool. this is joke has made me laught and it is
true, thanks for ur input..lol

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ExDane16

Friday, September 22, 2000 - 06:00 am
786 SALAAMA CALEYKUM!

THAT WAS VERY GOOD MAANSHA ALLAH.
I REALLY ENJOYED THAT AND AS SAID B4 IT CARRIES A MESSAGE.

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saxane

Friday, September 22, 2000 - 06:18 am
whether it is a joke or not there will be some muslims in hell. do you all agree?
look at the people today they all say we muslims but what they do is really unbelievable like killing, drinking, robbing, etc. however allah knows the best. i hope you all get my point.

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