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BEEN BUSTED!!!!!!!!!!!!

SomaliNet Forum (Archive): Ila Qosol - Jokes: Archive (Before Sept. 29, 2000): BEEN BUSTED!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Cire

Friday, September 01, 2000 - 06:58 am
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms. The PHARMACIST says the condoms come in packs of 3, 9 or 12 and asks which the young man wants. "Well," he said, "I've been seeing this girl for a while and she's really hot. I want the condoms because I think tonight's "the" night. We're having dinner with her parents, and then we're going out. And I've got a feeling I'm gonna get lucky after that. Once she's had me, she'll want me all the time, so you'd better give me the 12 pack." The young man makes his purchase and leaves. Later that evening, he sits down to dinner with his girlfriend and her parents. He asks if he might give the blessing, and they agree. He begins the prayer, but continues praying for several minutes. The girl leans over and says, "You never told me that you were such a religious person." He leans over to her and whispers, "You never told me that your father is a PHARMACIST."
How Sad ...Hey! G's Don't spoil THE NIGHT by talking 2 some1 u dunno,about ur thang!

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hot-stuff

Friday, September 01, 2000 - 10:57 am
to cire that was a great story......gurllll...whaaaaaaat ...when i read the story ....i was like damn...••••....true it was so so so so sad...lol....lol.....lol
anywayz u made me laugh 2day.....
good job
take care girl....1luv

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ATL. MAN

Saturday, September 02, 2000 - 04:09 pm
CIRE YOU BAD, THIS WAS SO FUNY I ALMOST PEE IN MY PANTS, I HAVE READ LOT OF JOKES IN THIS NET. YOURS IS # ONE KEEP SENDING, PEACE

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JAALE

Saturday, September 02, 2000 - 07:20 pm
WAR YAA HEE CIROW THIS IS REALLY GOOD ONE.I WONDER WHERE DID YOU HEARD FROM. I'M KIND OF DISBELIVING YOU CAME UP WITH IT. THIS IS GOOD JOKE THAT I CAN TELL TO PEOPLE..IT REALLY GOOD BRO. POST SOME MORE. JAALE

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SWTGURL

Monday, September 04, 2000 - 05:01 pm
lllllloooooooooollllllllllll dammmm that was really funny....

Cire that was funny bro keep it up!!!!!!!

luv2all

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H-town

Thursday, September 28, 2000 - 10:59 am
Very sad. loooooooooooololollllll funy funy cire keep it up:-) i'm still laughing bro. lolololo
As they said 1 more time......

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