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| Sunday, September 03, 2000 - 05:15 pm |
There was a little old lady who's site is very poor and she had three jealous sons who
each wanted to prove that they were the best son to her.
The first son brought her a 15 room mansion, thinking it would be the best any of them
The second son bought her a beautiful Mercedes with a chauffeur, thinking this would
certainly win her approval.
The third son had to do even better, so he bought her a trained parrot, that had been in
training for 15 years to memorize the entire Bible. You could ask him any verse of the
Bible, and the parrot could quote it word for word. That certainly would be the best gift
Well, the lady went to the first son and said, "Son, the house is beautiful, but it's just
to big for me. I only live in one room, and it's just to hard to clean and take care of the
rest. Thank - you anyway."
Then to the second son, she said, "The car was gorgeous, but I really don't go out
much, and it's such a waste. Besides, the driver is pretty irritating and I really don't like
him that well. I appreciate your effort, but could you please return the car?"
Then she spoke to the third son. "Son, I'd like to thank - you for the most thoughtful
gift of all! That chicken was delicious!"
| Sunday, September 03, 2000 - 05:26 pm |
Holy Macro, that was a cool joke.
By the way, you're talking about the
bible, are you christian???
| Friday, September 08, 2000 - 10:49 am |
THAT WUZ SO FUNNY
| Friday, September 08, 2000 - 04:43 pm |
man u waste it u r time writting this u noticed.
this was no joke at all
please think before u write
| Monday, September 25, 2000 - 05:03 am |
You lost it bro.
You could have said "Trained parrot to read the Quran" instead of the Bible.
It seemed 2 me that it was in you'r views rather than as part of the joke that of all the gifts that the 3 sons bough for their mum the trained parrot was the best!
Quate (you said)
"That certainly would be the best gift
I think you need to think which direction you want 2 go.
Where u from may i ask?
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| Monday, September 25, 2000 - 06:41 am |
A guy is on a date with this girl, so he takes her to Lover's Lane.
When they get up there, she says, "I have to be honest with you, I'm a hooker."
The guy thinks about this for a short time and says it's okay. He agrees to pay her $25 and they start having sex.
After they finish, the guy says, "I have to be honest with you now. I'm a cab driver and it'll cost you $25 for me to drive you back into town."