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ADULT JOKE

SomaliNet Forum (Archive): Ila Qosol - Jokes: Archive (Before Sept. 29, 2000): ADULT JOKE
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ANO

Tuesday, September 05, 2000 - 09:49 am
I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following
reasons:

I do physical work
I work at great depths
I work head first
I do not get RDO's, weekends off or public holidays
I don't get paid overtime or shift penalties
I work in a damp environment
I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation
I work in high temperatures
I work in tight spaces
My work exposes me to contagious diseases

Response from the administration:

After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have
raised, the administration rejects your petition for the following
reasons:

You do not work 8 hours straight
You fall asleep on the job after brief work periods
You do not always follow the orders of the management team
You do not stay in your allocated position, and often visit
other areas
You take a lot of non-rostered breaks

You do not show iniciative - you have to be motivated,
pressured and stimulated to star working

You leave the work space rather messy at the end of your shift
You don't always observe OSHA's measures, such as wearing the
correct protective outfits
You don't wait till pension age before retiring
You don't like working double shifts
You sometimes leave your allocated posotion before you have
completed the day's work
An if that were not all, you have been seen constantly
entering and leaving the work place carrying 2 suspicious

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shaka

Thursday, September 07, 2000 - 02:34 pm
whats wrong with you !!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
are you somali
you bastered

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Anonymous

Sunday, September 10, 2000 - 04:02 pm
Looooool
yea man that •••• was kinda funny
u dirty mutha!!!!!!11

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grow up

Monday, September 11, 2000 - 12:57 am
the name say it all...

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Amaal

Monday, September 11, 2000 - 09:18 am
ppl, it is just a joke and i have read this and heard about long time a go...i though it was ok and sometimes even funny..so don't respond unless u like it or be considered...damn it....anyways encouragement is always nice and please respect one another for everything even sometimes it is stupid.

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KINTIR

Tuesday, September 12, 2000 - 02:53 am
i agree with u Amal, we have to respect one another for everything even something as "stupid" as this one!!!!!!!
peace folks
KINTIR

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LIBAN

Tuesday, September 12, 2000 - 05:08 am
lol i think it was funny.....guys i know it is stupid but i whish they had some code that would prevent from the kids to see such thing......it works for me anyways......."no haters"

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Joker

Tuesday, September 12, 2000 - 08:22 am
To all the sad pple who can't enjoy a simple
joke ...YOU NEED TO REVISE YOUR STUPID SENSE OF HUMOR.

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joker

Tuesday, September 12, 2000 - 08:24 am
Enjoy.....

These two guys had just gotten divorced and they swore they would never have anything to do with women again. They were best friends and they decided to move up to Alaska as far north as they could go and never look at a woman again.


They got up there and went into a trader's store and told him, 'Give us enough supplies to last two men for one year.' The trader got the gear together and on top of each one's supplies he laid a board with a hole in it with fur around the hole.


The guys asked 'What's that board for?'


The trader said, 'Well, where you're going there are no women and you might need this.'


They said, 'No way! We've sworn off women for life!' The trader said, 'Well, take the boards with you, and if you don't use them I'll refund your money next year. 'Okay,' they said and left.


The next year this guy came into the trader's store and said 'Give me enough supplies to last one man for one year.' The trader said 'Weren't you in here last year with a partner?'


'Yeah' said the guy.


'Where is he?' asked the trader.


'I shot him' said the guy.


'Why?'


'I caught him in bed with my board!'

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hani

Wednesday, September 13, 2000 - 04:57 am
lol..........that was a hilarious one joker.
keep 'em coming.

and ppl it's only a JOKE>>>>>>>>>

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Joker

Wednesday, September 13, 2000 - 07:13 am
Enjoy...
Hani....Thankx sis/bro
Mommy has told her little girl all about the making of babies.
Little Annie is now silent for a while.

"You understand it now?" Mommy asks.

"Yes," replies her daughter.

"Do you still have any questions?"

"Yes, how about little kittens? How does that work?"

"In exactly the same way as with babies."

"Wow!" the girl exclaims. "My daddy can do ANYTHING!"

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Joker

Wednesday, September 13, 2000 - 07:19 am
You will enjoy it or.....
Back by Popular Request: Terms for Female Masturbation

5 Digit Disco
Buzzing the honey hole
Backslappin' Betty
Bailing out the Gravy Boat
Beaver bashin'
Bouncing the bearded clam
Buffing the box
Buffing the jewel
Buttering up the whisker biscuit
Clam twiddlin' jamboree
Critter crammin'
Damming the beaver
Dialing "O" on the little pink telephone
Diddling miss daisy
Diggin' for clams
Digitis Erectus
Fingering the fountain
Flicking the minnow
Friday night lip service
Frosting the muffin of love
Giving yourself the finger
Going for the gooey duct
Impeaching Bush
Juicing the clam
Let your fingers do the walking
Lip smacking
Menage a'moi
Petting the kitty
Piddly Diddler
Playing the squeezebox
Pokin' the pie
Polishing the little pink pearl
Pumping the kooter
Punchin' the chipmunk
Reading in Braille
Riding the clitoris-sauras
Romancing thy own
Roughing up the suspect
Self-guided tuna boat tour
Smacking Jerry Garcia on the nose
Spanking Lucy
Stroking the newt
Ticklin' the taco
Tissue tickling
Twirling the pearl
Unbuttoning the fur coat
Warming the wrist rocket

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Anonymous

Friday, September 29, 2000 - 02:29 am
halo alla you what is wron whit somali adult they lok lik child I don;t get that

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