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| Thursday, September 07, 2000 - 04:25 am |
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands. On their wedding night she told her new husband, "Please be gentle with me, I'm still a virgin." "What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you have
already been married 10 times?"
"Well, Husband No 1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be.
Husband No 2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but said he would look into it and get back to me.
Husband No 3 was from Field Services; he said everything checked out diagnostically, but he just couldn't get the system up.
Husband No 4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.
Husband No 5 was an Engineer; he understood the basic process, but wanted three years to research, implement and design a new state-of-the-art method.
Husband No 6 was from Finance and Administration; he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.
Husband No 7 was in Marketing; although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.
Husband No 8 was a Psychiatrist; all he ever did was talk about it.
Husband No 9 was Gynaecologist; all he ever did was look at it.
Husband No 10 was a Stamp Collector; all he ever did was............God! I miss him!!
But now I've married you, I'm really excited!"
"Good", said the Lawyer, "but why?"
"Duh! You're a Lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"
Have fun wont ya!!!!!!!!!!!
| Tuesday, October 03, 2000 - 04:48 pm |
that's funny sis ,,,,,,,keep up he good work it realy made me laugh
| Tuesday, October 31, 2000 - 05:18 am |
Qalanjo dayum I alwayz enjoy ur jokes keep it up sweety..... Hey i feel a bit dissed since I'm a MAN LOL so take it easy with us won't u LOL
Hey sorry How can u chat with a girl LOL learning shukaansi now LOL get it another number 12
that waz a joke aight
Peace N Love
Keep ur head up honey
| Tuesday, October 31, 2000 - 04:03 pm |
very nice joke.....thanks for the tip
i will stay away from all the above fields