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| Thursday, September 14, 2000 - 10:41 am |
Hi People, This is my first time so let me know what do U think?
What Men Shouldn't Say After Sex
1) "I was kidding about being sterile, you know."
2) "Do you always fart like that when someone
shoves it in?"
3) "How come it's so BIG in there?"
4) "You've done this with a lotta guys before---right?"
5) "Next time I come over, don't bother with the underwear, OK?"
6) (Sniff, sniff) "Is that CAT food?"
7) (Yelling) "OK guys, it's a wrap, cut, and
8) "You are great in bed, but your sister gives better head!"
9) "My first wife was prettier, but you can screw a lot better."
10)"Do you know what a 'douche' is?"
11)"Maybe if you did some pushups, your boobs would grow."
12)"I want you to try some of MY deodorant."
13)"I'm not into relationships. Can't we just screw, like every Tuesday night or something?"
14)"Maybe if you lost some weight, I could get it all the way in!"
15)"I never saw a girl with hairy tits before !"
16)"I've been getting these little blisters lately-------"
17)"You wanna do those dishes before you leave?"
18)"You should go wash that, the cabbie will think something DIED in there!"
IT IS JUST A JOKE GIRLS PLEASE DON"BT TAKE WRONG WAY.
| Thursday, September 14, 2000 - 12:01 pm |
u got jokes
i'm one grl out ma ninja crew who found dis funny
| Thursday, September 14, 2000 - 07:33 pm |
waxaad tahay waxaan xishoonaynin oo aan waxba isku falaynin kolayba soomaali ayaa tahay marka hore waxba af,aadan lahayn ha,ugu soo qorin waxdadka ajaanibka ah fahmayaan marka labaad meeshan ciyaal yaryar oo xiseenaya inay walaalahood soomaaliyeed laxiriiraan ayaa soo gala mana fiicna inay waxaas oo kale arkaan ama akhriyaan markaa waxaan kaa codsanayaa inaadan waxaas oo kale soo qorin oo ilaahay aad kayaabtid qofka kuguyiri waa fanina waa,adiga oo kale waa mid aan kudhaamin ee dhalaanka maqalkooda iyo muuqaalkoodaba kadaaya waxaa wasaqda ah ee aad somalinetka kulawareegaysaan.
| Thursday, September 14, 2000 - 07:39 pm |
To July marka ugu horaysa julaayow janada lagaawaa hadalkaaga gadaal ayaan usii akhriyay wali waxaan dhamaynin qoraalkayga waxaan ku oranlahaa adigaa gudahaaga iyo agtaada lagu dhintay waxna kaa urayaane wax udhimin dumarka soomaaliyeed aduunwaynaha waalaga yaqaan caraftooda iyo nadaafadoodaba waxaad tahay mid waayay oo helikariwaayay cidlo ayaad ka ooyaysaa oo aad ka ciilbaxaysa dhuunta birkaaga jabtay Amin Amin Amin
| Friday, September 15, 2000 - 03:35 am |
To Anonymous>>>>>> First of all get a life okay, we living this word and u canít tell us what to do or how to behalf ourselves. The second thing is I am not trying hurt my lovely Somalia women and it is just a joke and sometimes is good to have fun where ever u are, this web page is part of our Somalia community specially this area is where we put our joke and what we have our mind. If you think ((((((To July marka ugu horaysa julaayow janada lagaawaa hadalkaaga gadaal ayaan usii akhriyay wali waxaan dhamaynin qoraalkayga waxaan ku oranlahaa adigaa gudahaaga iyo agtaada lagu dhintay waxna kaa urayaane wax udhimin dumarka soomaaliyeed aduunwaynaha waalaga yaqaan caraftooda iyo nadaafadoodaba waxaad tahay mid waayay oo helikariwaayay cidlo ayaad ka ooyaysaa oo aad ka ciilbaxaysa dhuunta birkaaga jabtay Amin Amin Amin ))))
Is nice thing to say, than u are dumb person a live bro before you say something check yourself before someone ales checks u.
July that make me laught man, keep the good work.
| Friday, September 15, 2000 - 10:35 am |
DAMN ya'll know how to write lectures so give it a break and write one paragraph or some thing.
and if you dont like it you might as well as not write at all and save yo self some time
JULY>>>> maaaaaaaaan this is some Gooooooooooood
Sheeeeeeeeeet. i think i almost said all those thing.....and that is what is fuuuuuuuuunny about it
ONE MORE TIME
| Friday, September 22, 2000 - 04:20 am |
july you said in here. what men shouldn't say after sex? in my opinion I wouldn't say you the worst women i haven't mate my inter life! I would say to her you best girls in the universe.
yes baby the best
keep doing baby
truthly burhan liban
| Monday, September 25, 2000 - 03:40 am |
I thought it was something else july
| Monday, September 25, 2000 - 05:04 am |
thanx for the lesson sis.
we need sisters like you to tell us what not to say to females after sex!!!!
P.S.I love number 8.. is off the hook..
| Tuesday, September 26, 2000 - 02:57 pm |
we can get that damn joke from anywhere in the net
bring some funny somali ,,,new ones
| Sunday, November 19, 2000 - 10:49 am |
In my opinion I would say you the best. if you want know why do i say that? you know sex it is a part of our life, myself I can't live with sex. chill ladies. I hope you get the answeryou was looking girl you came bad time.
| Wednesday, November 29, 2000 - 05:05 pm |
july who ever you are. you are disgrace to the somalian community because this joke are something that we do not talk about in this side. this is a place that we write what ever that is in our mind. but some of the jokes i really enjoy like #8 good work on that one.
keep up the great work bro.
| Friday, December 01, 2000 - 04:51 am |
HEY FREAK HEAD
THAT IS NOT A FUNNY BUNG HEAD
BRING SOMETHING ELSE SHITE HEAD. I WOULD TELL YOU DON'T BRING SUCH A STUPED TOPIC IN HERE, MAYBE YOU THING IS A FUNNY RIGHT,BUT AIN'T FUNNY NIGGA, GUEST WHAT YOUR INSULTING THE LADIES DICK HEAD. BRING SOMETHING BETTER NEXT TIME. I THINK YOU COPY FROM THE NET NIGGA STOP COPING OTHER PEOPLE JOKE GET YOUR OWN JOKE LOOSER.
DON'T LIE I KNOW WHERE DID YOU GET THIS .
SO I SIGESTED YOU TO GET YOUR OWN SHITE.
SENCERLY;BURHAN_LIBAN_FREEMAN_HELLOWMAN, ALL THOSE CORES ARE BELONG TO ME SO DON'T MESS AROUND WITH THEM ,