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| Sunday, September 17, 2000 - 09:49 pm |
there was this couple,they were gettin all snugly in bed.the pasion was heating up,then the wife says i can't do it,the husband cant believe it and he says,what, she says,i just need you to hold me,the wife explains that he is abviosly not in tune with her emotional needs as a woman.the husban relizes nothing is gonna happen tonight and he might as well deal with it.the next the husband took her shoping in a big store he let try in 3 expensive outfits and she asked witch one and he said all of them.they go over to the jewlery department and let her try on these diamond earings.the wife is so exited she thinks her husband flipped out but she doesnt care, then she seas this tennis bracelt,husband says but you dont even play tennis,but since you like it lets get it.the wife is so exited jumbing up and down she cannot beleive it,she says 'whats going on'lets go iam ready to go. lets go to the cash register,,
the husban stops and says'no hony,i dont feel like buying all this stuff now,the wifes fave goes blank,
no"hony' i just want you to hold this stuff for a while,the look on her face is undescribable she is about to explode,
and the husband says abviosly you are not in tune with my fanancial needs as man"
| Sunday, September 17, 2000 - 09:54 pm |
hey texas boy was that your mother and father brfore they had you,,,,haha sucker
| Monday, September 18, 2000 - 09:55 am |
this is some of the best jokes I ever read here
damn this is some goooooood shiat
keeeep it up give me some more....lol
| Monday, December 04, 2000 - 05:52 am |
Hey thaz 4reall I gotta hand it to ya that waz brilliant joke damn funny...
What an idea I wonder if it is tue what they say
"Men are from mats" and " Women are from jupiter"
Hey anywayz nice none keep it comming brotha
Peace N Love