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Cire

Tuesday, September 19, 2000 - 03:42 am
There was a virgin that was going out on a date for the first time and she told her grandmother about it. Her grandmother says,sit here and let me tell you about those young boyz..He is going to try to kiss u; you r going to like that, but don't let him do that then he is going to try to feel ur breast; u r going to like that, but don't let him do that. He is going to try to put his hand between ur legs; you r going to like that,but don't let him do that. Then the grandmother said,but most importantly, he is going to try to get on top of u and have his way with u. You r going to like that, but don't let him do that it will disgrace the family.With that bit of advice in mind, the granddaughter went on her date and could not wait to tell her grandmother about it.The next day she told her grandmother that her date went just as the old lady said.She said grandmother, I did not let him disgrace the family when he tried I turned him over got on top of him and disgraced his family.
WORYAAAAA! But, she still got her's family .....
P.s If u r on top over the Rainbow, make sure everything u see is Colorfull!
Peace Y'all Somali ppl where ever u@@@@

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AJ

Tuesday, September 19, 2000 - 07:14 am
hahahahaaa

Cire bro that waz funny damn she must have thought a good idea thinking she waz doing da right thing....
Damn man my glasses are wet LOL

Yaw bro keep it up men I acually like da whole story it is all good man......

Peace N Love

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texasboy

Tuesday, September 19, 2000 - 09:14 am
yo cire good one!!!!!!!! i have heard onother similar but actualyy this one was a lot better than the old version.keep it coming man its all about making ppl laugh. thank you i needed that.
peace out texasboy

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Anonymous

Tuesday, September 19, 2000 - 06:12 pm
LLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

THATS WAS HELLA FUNNY BRO KEEP IT UP....

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LMAIA

Thursday, September 21, 2000 - 04:50 am
looooooooooooooooooooool funnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy:)

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Anonymous

Saturday, September 23, 2000 - 12:13 pm
LOL THAT WAS VERY FUNNY

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Seattle_girl

Monday, September 25, 2000 - 12:12 pm
I really enjoy read you jokes, it was very interesting, anteater, is very thoughtfully. Keep up the good work.

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cirtoogte

Monday, September 25, 2000 - 02:59 pm
war dadka halaga daayo beenta sidaas daraadeed waxaa idinka codsanayaa ah.aahah aah aah

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cirtoogte

Monday, September 25, 2000 - 03:18 pm
warar lagu kalsoonyahay oonaga soo gaaraya dalka somalia ayaa waxay sheegayaan in dagaal culus uuka dhacay dowlada cusub iyo kooxaha kasoo hor jeeda. waxaana ka dhacay qasaareb ba.an oo dhimasho iyo dhaawacba leh wararku waxay intaa kudarayaan 10.000 oo ciidan ah inay imaandoonaan somalia iyagoo lootaba baray ineeydowlada kasoohorjeesadaan.waxaa kaloo lasoosheega ineey dowladii xilkaba iska wareejindoonto.oo ayba socon weyday. kaasi wuxuu ahaa alimahdi oojooga mpls mn

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