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ibtisaam

Thursday, September 21, 2000 - 06:29 pm
There was this boy who is 5 years old. One day he was watching Jerry Springer and heard them saying "Bitch" and "Bastard". So he went to his mommy and asked,"Mommy, what's bitch and bastard mean? Mommy couldn't say the real meanings of bitch and bastard because he is only 5 years old. So she said, "Bitch means ladies and Bastard means gentlemens".

Next day, he was watching this porno and heard them saying about "Cock" and "Clit". So he went to his mommy and asked what Cock and Clit meant. Again his mommy lied and said, "Cock means hats and Clit means jacket."


Next day he was watching MTV. Eminem was talking and said about "••••" and "••••". So he went to his mommy and asked again what those words meant. His mother said, "•••• means stuffing and •••• means shaving."


It was Thanksgiving and Mommy was stuffing the turkey and dad was shaving. Gests came and rang the door bell. Mom said, "Can you get that boy?" So the 5 years old boy went to the door and said to the gests, "Hello bitches and bastards. May I take your cock and clit? My mom is in the kitchen fucking the turkey and my dad is in the bathroom shitting."

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suraya

Friday, September 22, 2000 - 06:21 am
ooooooh my god verry funny lakiin waa wax anaga na sugaya hadaan wadan gaalo sii joogno ogaada just tell your kids the bad words and never lie to them couse it comes back to you allways aftre while
And The moms have to learn too the bad words sababtoo ah hooyoyin waxa jira aan erayadaa aqoon haday caruurtooda maanta oo dhan ku dhahayaan.

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Gaajo

Friday, September 22, 2000 - 03:38 pm
That was funny shiiiiiiiit

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Anonymous

Tuesday, September 26, 2000 - 03:59 am
lolllllllllllllllllllll

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LAMIA

Tuesday, September 26, 2000 - 05:16 am
looooooooooooooool veryyyyyyyyy funnyyyyyyyyy:)

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CIYAAL SUUQ

Tuesday, September 26, 2000 - 06:04 am
waryaa ibtisaaam war nin yahoow xabadkaa i xanuunay saan u quslaayey MY MOM IS IN THE KITCHEN FUCKING ****** HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

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Anonymous

Tuesday, September 26, 2000 - 07:20 am
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Wednesday, February 07, 2001 - 10:32 am
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