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| Friday, September 22, 2000 - 04:13 pm |
FEEL LIKE A WOMAN
On a transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm.
The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning.
One woman in particular loses it. Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane.
"I'm too young to die!" she wails. Then she yells, "Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on Earth to be memorable! Is there ANYONE on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?"
For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril, and they all stare, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane. Then a man stands up in the rear of the plane.
"I can make you feel like a woman," he says.
He is gorgeous. Tall, built, with long, flowing black hair and jet black eyes, he starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt one button at a time. No one moves. The woman is breathing heavily in anticipation as the stranger approaches. He removes his shirt, muscles ripple across his chest as he reaches her, and he extends the arm holding his shirt to the trembling woman and says:
| Saturday, September 23, 2000 - 06:51 am |
| Saturday, September 23, 2000 - 07:16 pm |
VERY VERY VERY VERY FUNNNNNNNNNNNNY!!!
| Monday, December 04, 2000 - 05:40 am |
For a moment I waz imagining something else might have happened but u got me there LOL nice one mate Keep those funny jokes comming
I don't think I will forget that
Peace N love
| Monday, December 04, 2000 - 07:06 am |
Kaska: that was really fanny.
He did make feel her woman though! didn't he?
I an still laughing you know? xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx